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UNREAL HARDCORE Minecraft server

Anarchy, Bases, commands, CREEPERS, Economy, Griefing, Hardcore, mobs, Sethome, Skeletons, Spiders, Store, Survival, Tpa, UNREAL HARDCORE, update, Vanilla, zombies

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

A hardcore server for those who are tired of vanilla and pointless anarchies!

All mobs are very fast and can smell you from hundreds of meters away, zombies can break blocks (but not obsidian), skeletons shoot for a kilometer, creepers explode onto the map floor, and poisonous spiders crawl out of caves!

This is unreal survival on unreal hardcore! Build bases to protect against mobs at night and help other players, or collect freebies from other players’ houses and destroy their houses with your griefing skills. The choice is yours!

The server also has an economy, a store, sethome, tpa commands and much more. The next updates will add hardcore!

hardcore.imba.land

Topple This Country Minecraft Server

Africa, control, Corruption, Country, COUP, Dictatorship, foreigner, Government, ISLAND, Manipulation, Minecraft, political instability, power grab, regime change, regime overthrow, Server, shithole, Southeast Asia, TAKEOVER, Tiny, Topple, weak federal state

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking to conquer a tiny shithole country in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We’ve got islands in Southeast Asia just waiting for your rule, or how about a region in Africa with a weak federal state? Join us and become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual kingdom. Who needs real-world politics when you can rule over pixels instead? Join now and start your quest for world domination!

Minecraft SMP: AEWtists vs WWE Fans – The Battle of Block Wrestling

aew, AEWtists, battle, BLOCK, Bloodsport, checked out, Fans, hate, Minecraft, MLW, New Years PPV, njpw, PPVs, Shinsuke, smp, Stardom, Stories, tna, Tony, tribalist, Triller, Wrestle Universe, Wrestlers, wrestling, wrestling promotion, wwe

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5540	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magic Items Found:	6152

Are you tired of being a WWE tribalist and want to expand your wrestling horizons? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We welcome fans of all wrestling promotions, from WWE to TNA+ to NJPW and everything in between.

Join us for insane wrestling debates, build arenas to host your own epic matches, and maybe even recreate some of your favorite wrestling moments in Minecraft form. Who knows, you might even run into a creeper wearing a luchador mask!

So come on down to our SMP and show off your wrestling knowledge, because in this world, the only thing more wild than the wrestling storylines are the creations our players come up with. Join now and let the wrestling madness begin!

FlakeSMP

bedrock, Bedwars, branding, club, Community, Competition, Cross-Play, Discord, equal opportunity, FlakeSMP, Gaming, Ip:, Join, LifeSteal, Mini Games, multiplayer, no pay to win, opportunity, PORT, PvP, Server, shockbyte, smp, Survival, try

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Void Gems Collected:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Hello We are a survival smp offering no pay to win cuz we want to give everyone equal oppertunity you can join us Ip: FlakeSMP.shockbyte.club Bedrock Port: 25574

Atleast give us a try I’m sure you will like the server company and branding Head over to our discord by /discord in the server

Flakesmp.shockbyte.club

YeetCraft – Epic Minecraft Server

#youtube, content creators, Enna, enna alouette, Epic, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, millie, millie parfait, Minecraft, nina, Nina Kosaka, Online Community, Reimu, Reimu Endou, Server, social media, twitch, twitter, vlogging, yeah, YeetCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crops Grown:	7756
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of wacky YouTubers who will keep you entertained for hours on end! Enna, Millie, Nina (who has mysteriously vanished after graduating), and Reimu will guide you through epic adventures and crazy challenges.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Ethyria Essentials, a mystical realm filled with rare items and powerful enchantments. Join us on this wild ride as we battle dragons, build insane structures, and uncover the secrets of Ethyria.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Hurry up and join before Nina comes back from wherever she disappeared to and steals all the diamonds!

Stop Making Early /MUG/s You Have Cursed Us Minecraft SMP

cursed, cursed early, cursed early MUGs, cursed MUGs, cursed us, cursed us MUGs, Early, early curse, early MUG curse, early MUGs, making, Minecraft, mug, MUG curse, Mugs, smp, STOP, stop curse, stop early curse, stop making, stop making cursed MUGs, stop making early, stop making early MUGs, stop making us curse, stop making us cursed

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Enchantments Applied:	98	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the legendary Chicken King and the evil Potato Overlord. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize!

But beware, our server is known for its cursed early /MUG/s that have been plaguing players for centuries. Will you be the one to break the curse and restore peace to the land? Or will you join the ranks of the cursed and become a chicken for eternity?

So come on down to our wild and wacky SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow)!

Anime Production Minecraft Server

America, Anime, Anime games, Asian culture, brown hordes, Chinese, Competition, cucked country, cultural shift, Entertainment, Europe, Future, Globalization, Industry, international relations, Japan, koreans, Media, Minecraft, production, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6840	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Items Found:	3109	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30

Are you tired of the impending anime apocalypse brought on by the Chinese and Koreans taking over the industry? Fear not, for on our Minecraft server, we have a secret weapon to combat this impending doom – the power of building and crafting! Join us as we band together to create a fortress of epic proportions to protect Japan from the brown hordes and save anime once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary diamond sword of truth, capable of vanquishing any foe with a single blow. So come on, join us and let’s show those pesky invaders who’s boss in the most epic battle for anime supremacy!

Short XRP Minecraft SMP

cryptocurrency, digital assets, Financial Advice, financial markets, investing, investment strategy, long-term investment., market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, portfolio management, risk management, short, short selling, Short XRP, smp, speculative trading, stock market, Trading, xrp, XRP forecast, xrp news, xrp price, XRP trading

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	762	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of being a broke Minecraft player, constantly scrounging for resources and living in a dirt hut? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save your pixelated life! Join us and watch as your virtual bank account grows faster than a creeper about to explode. Our server is so rich, even the diamonds are wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Treasure Pig, a rare mob that drops emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Treasure Pig, it will lead you to a secret vault filled with enchanted gear and golden apples galore.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether and visit our resident lava llama, Larry? He’s a bit of a hothead, but he’s got a heart of gold (or maybe obsidian, who knows). Larry loves to challenge players to parkour races across pools of lava, with the winner taking home a chest full of rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start stacking those virtual Benjamins like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs real-life financial advice when you’ve got a virtual empire to build?

Biden’s Blocky Minecraft Server

administration, Afghanistan, biden, Bidens, blocky, Conflict, debate, Defence, Explanation, foreign policy, Government, History, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Origins, Partisan, Politics, Server, trump, Truth, united states, Withdrawal

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5126	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Biden’s Afghanistan “withdrawal” seems tame in comparison. Some say our server’s origins are shrouded in mystery, with rumors of a secret alliance with Endermen and a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in spawn. Join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind our insane stories! And remember, just like politics, anything goes in Minecraft – so prepare for the unexpected!

> Synder was bad Minecraft SMP

action-packed, bad, Character development, cinematic universe, Colorful, criticism, dc comics, extreme opposite, fan reaction, Franchise, long-term planning, loud colors, middle ground, Minecraft, Movie, quips, Reboot, smp, storytelling, SuperHero, Superman, Synder

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules and builds in a normal, non-colorful way? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where we embrace chaos and craziness at every turn.

Picture this: instead of bland, realistic builds, we have giant rainbow-colored houses with flashing lights and dancing llamas. Instead of peaceful farming, we have explosive mining challenges where you have to dodge flying creepers and lava pits. And instead of polite conversations, we have constant quips and jokes flying around like fireworks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so extreme that we even have a secret underground lair where we plot to take over the Minecraft world with our ridiculous antics. Join us now and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in 6-10 years when we inevitably try to reboot our server again!