Worries MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyFagz Server: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

Server, acceptance, Diversity, lgbtq rights, prejudice

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, ridiculous mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The chicken can bust some serious moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a sheep breakdancing to dubstep.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a fag, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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RedditCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

CREEPERS, user experience, stock market, Garbage, Digital

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of Reddit going public and join a community of epic gamers who are too busy building virtual worlds to worry about real life drama.

Join us and experience a world where you can ride llamas into battle, build castles in the sky, and fight off zombie hordes with diamond swords. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine wants to hang out with us!

Forget about the dumpster fire that is Reddit, and come join us for some blocky adventures that will make you forget all your worries. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking creepers who just want to spread joy and explosions to all who join.

So what are you waiting for? Leave Reddit behind and come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you never want to log off. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

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Blocktopia: Where Creeper Neighbors Are the Least of Your Worries

high-end homes, nicest residential areas, worries, blocktopia, housing market

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore the most luxurious residential areas in the world! Why settle for a boring old suburban neighborhood when you can live in a virtual mansion surrounded by diamond blocks and gold-plated sheep?

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream home in a world where the grass is always greener and the sun always shines. Our server is home to the most elite builders and creative geniuses in the Minecraft universe, so you’ll never run out of inspiration for your next masterpiece.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of super intelligent villagers who have developed advanced technology far beyond anything you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it they’ve even built a time machine out of redstone and obsidian!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most exclusive community in Minecraft. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where anything is possible?

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Blocktopia: Where Creeper Explosions Are the Least of Your Worries

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, creeper, Quote, Video, fWBNQWMJOU0

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with UNLIMITED diamonds, FLYING pigs, and even a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a DISCO PARTY!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to defeat it. And if you manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a REAL-LIFE diamond sword that can chop down trees with just one swing!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click on the link above and prepare to have your mind blown!

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FrenchFriesCraft: Where Creepers Say ‘Oui Oui’ and Players Ride Baguettes Through Paris

English, travel, foreign language, language skills, worries

Are you tired of getting lost in translation while riding through France? Fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect solution to your language barrier problems! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where everyone speaks the universal language of block-building. No need to worry about asking for directions or ordering food, just focus on crafting and surviving in our wacky and wild virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the Eiffel Tower has been recreated in-game, so you can experience all the beauty of France without ever leaving your computer screen. Say “au revoir” to language barriers and “bonjour” to endless fun on our server!

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SchizoCraft: Where Creepers Are the Least of Your Worries

Rates, comparison, Healthcare, public health, correlation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players have schizophrenia at double the rate of Sweden! But don’t worry, it just means we have double the creativity and double the fun. Our players are always coming up with wild and wacky builds that will blow your mind.

And let’s address the elephant in the room – yes, we have had a few school shootings on our server. But that just adds to the excitement! You never know when you might have to defend your pixelated castle from a rogue player with a diamond sword.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a unique and crazy community of players? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for those players with multiple personalities – they can be a real wildcard.

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ScaredyCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

Worried, CREEPERS, uneasy, anxiety, alarmed

So, like, I was mining for diamonds on this server and suddenly a creeper popped out of nowhere and started breakdancing! I mean, who knew creepers had such sick moves? If you want to witness the most epic dance battles between mobs and players, you gotta join this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the coolest mobs in Minecraft! Join now before the dance floor gets too crowded with zombies doing the thriller dance.

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SnowflakeCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

white people, prejudice, racial tension, Bigotry, hate

Are you tired of dealing with the mentally ill, stupid, antisocial, stand offish, parasocial, autistic, angry white people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those pesky white folks once and for all. Our server is a safe haven for those who are fed up with the insanity of the real world. Build your own paradise, free from the clutches of the white man. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and start living your best non-white life in Minecraft!

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Blocky Bonanza: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

nonstop, porn, UNACCEPTABLE, offensive, Moderation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there!

Join us for nonstop porn posting on our board because who needs diamonds when you can have NSFW content at your fingertips? Our community is full of adventurous players who aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what’s allowed in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to keep your pickaxe handy at all times!

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AnxietyCraft: Where you can mine away your worries and build a better tomorrow!

panic attack, comfort, emotional, worries, anxiety

Join our Minecraft server and escape the craziness of reality! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated hugs and love from all the virtual moms you could ever dream of. No more panic attacks, just endless blocks to mine and build with. Who needs a real mom when you have a Minecraft mom to tuck you in at night? Come join us and leave your real-world problems behind!

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