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Honestly Funny Minecraft SMP

authentic, Candid, emotions, feelings, funny, genuine, Heartfelt, Honest, Honestly, Minecraft, Open, Raw, reaction, real, Sincere, smp, truthful, unadulterated, Unbiased, unembellished, Unfiltered, unguarded, unreserved, unvarnished

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your personal Minecraft mentor. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And don’t worry, he’s not just there to moo at you, he’s actually a pro builder who will help you create the most epic base you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against each other. Will you join forces with the carrot farmers or the potato enthusiasts? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift as quickly as a creeper explosion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons on this server and they’re not just for show. Saddle up and take to the skies for some epic aerial battles with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

ExDisServer Minecraft Server

awkward, Benefit of the doubt, Conversation, date, Dinner, discomfort, energy shift, ExDisServer, express discomfort, hidden, hurt, introduction, INVISIBLE, linger, Minecraft, Needs, partner’s ex, separate checks, Server, sidelined, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6150	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Players Killed by Monsters:	943

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where exes work as servers and awkward encounters are guaranteed!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being invisible and uncomfortable, just like in real life! Watch as your partner’s energy shifts the moment their ex appears, leaving you feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the excitement of not being introduced to your partner’s ex, as they shower your partner with compliments and kindness right in front of you. And don’t forget the thrill of separate checks, because nothing says romance like financial independence!

So come on down to our server, where you can experience all the awkwardness and discomfort of a real-life relationship drama, without any of the emotional baggage. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

SisterSquabbleXmasFun

Christmas celebration, Christmas drama, christmas eve, Christmas guests, Christmas traditions, family arguments, family bonding, family Christmas, family disagreements, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, family unity, holiday conflict, holiday gathering, holiday stress, holiday tension, inviting friends, sibling drama, SisterSquabbleXmasFun

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Towns Built:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4915

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this family’s Christmas Eve, our server is filled with unexpected guests, arguments, and divides that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics more complicated than a telenovela. Will you be on the side of the sister causing chaos, or will you join forces with the brother who’s got your back?

With last-minute invites, unexpected twists, and more drama than you can handle, our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and dive headfirst into a world where every decision has consequences.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a family Christmas gathering, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

NoContactNinja – Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Closure, Communication, coping mechanisms, difficult decisions, Emotional healing, healing journey, Healing Process, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, no contact, NoContactNinja, personal growth, self love, self reflection, self-care, setting boundaries, smp, support system, Therapy, toxic relationships

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

So like, imagine this, right? You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP server and you come across this one player who’s just, like, the absolute worst. They keep griefing your builds, stealing your diamonds, and just being an all-around jerk. So what do you do? You go “no contact” with them, duh!

But like, seriously, why did you do it? Maybe they were just too annoying, or maybe they were secretly a creeper in disguise. Who knows, man. And how do you deal with it? Well, you could build a giant wall around your base to keep them out, or you could just ignore them and focus on building the sickest castle ever.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a villager, of course), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Crafty30s: Building Wisdom Block by Block

BLOCK, building, Crafty30s, wisdom

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for players over the age of 30, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the twist – the treasure was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing monocles. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper fowl and claim the riches for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Disco Cave,” where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while dodging lava pits and creepers with glow sticks. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but without the risk of getting blown up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for players over 30 and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

CraftySpain Minecraft Server

$2.8 billion prize, big prize, centuries-old, Christmas jackpot, Christmas lottery, Christmas tradition, CraftySpain, fat lottery, festive season, hefty prize, holiday jackpot, holiday tradition, holiday winnings, jackpot, lottery winner, lucky winner, Minecraft, Server, spain, Spain lottery, Spanish lottery, Spanish tradition, tradition

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5720
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where u can win BIG like spain’s ‘fat’ lottery but without the fat part cuz we all skinny legends here 😎 we deliver hefty $2.8 billion prizes like it’s christmas every day cuz we got them centuries-old traditions on lock 🔒 u never know what crazy shenanigans u gonna get into on our server, maybe u find a diamond block that’s actually a secret portal to a land of flying pigs 🐷🚀 u gotta be in it to win it, so come join us and let’s get this bread together 🍞💰 #minecraftgoals #skinnylegends #flyingpigportal

DnieperDilemmaCraft

Bravery, Commanders, courage, Disobedience, Dnieper River, DnieperDilemmaCraft, eastern front, historical, insubordination, leadership, Military, orders, Rebellion, refusing, Report, resistance, Russian, soviet union, strategy, suicidal, world war II

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Crops Grown:	7531
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian commanders who refuse to cross rivers because they think it’s “suicidal” LOL. we got crazy stories like this happening all the time, you never know what’s gonna happen next. join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos now!

Leftover Freeze Fun

avoid tossing food, Buying, consumers, Dent, edible food, Extend, extend shelf life, food waste, FREEZE, FREEZER, frozen items, Fun, holiday leftovers, home freezing, Leftover, leftovers, Link, national survey, shelf life, study, survey data, throw away, US tendency

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crops Grown:	6695
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life! we have so many holiday leftovers in our virtual freezer that we can feed the entire server for years to come! no need to worry about throwing away edible food here, we are all about sustainability and saving the planet, one block at a time.

imagine a world where you can explore endless frozen landscapes, filled with delicious treats just waiting to be discovered. our national survey data shows that players who join our server are less likely to waste food and more likely to have a blast! over half of our players reported buying frozen items in-game to avoid tossing food, because why waste when you can feast?

so come join us on this wild journey of freezing fun and food-filled adventures. who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden freezer full of diamonds and emeralds! don’t miss out on the coolest server around, join us now and let the frozen feasting begin! 🍗🍦🧊 #SustainableMinecraftFun #FreezeOrFeast #JoinTheFrozenAdventure

2LIFE – DIE Meows Minecraft server

12 hours, 2 lives, Adventure, Ban, BUILD, Cheats, Community, Create, Explore, Friendly, Game, Minecraft, Players, Respect, rules, Server, Share, valuable, Vanilla, world

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

✨ Welcome to the Vanilla+ server, where an exciting adventure awaits you!

-You only have 2 lives! Is life valuable?

– If you lose all lives, you will be banned for 12 hours. So play it safe!

? World size: 3000×3000 blocks – explore, build and create!

? Basic rules:

– NO PRIVATE – share the world with other players!

– NO NECK – respect the work of other players!

– NO CHEATS – fair game for everyone!

Join us and enjoy the game in our friendly community! ?✨

91.186.217.133

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, ACADEMIC, adult entertainment, adult films, attention-grabbing, dual-use porn, educational content, Entertainment, eye contact, informative, learning, Lecture, MysticCraft, non-nude content, nudity, Outfit, Provocative, provocative attire, Realms, Sensual, softcore porn, studying, visual stimulation

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Join our Minecraft server because we offer the best of both worlds – porn and education! Imagine building your virtual world while getting a lecture on quantum physics or the history of cheese. No need to choose between studying and entertainment, we’ve got you covered with our dual-use porn lectures. Who needs nudity when you can have a nice outfit and flirty eye contact from our virtual avatars? Don’t miss out on this unique and mind-boggling experience, join now!