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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 7753 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 4043 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.