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  • NoPaparazziPlz

    NoPaparazziPlz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all gym drama with virtual blocks! Join us for a chance to reenact this wild gym encounter in a pixelated world filled with adventure and hilarity.

    Picture this: you’re in the gym, ready to help a fellow player achieve their PR on barbell squats. But wait, they want to record the whole thing for their fitness influencer aspirations! Will you agree to be on camera, or will you dodge the spotlight like a pro? The choice is yours, but beware of accusations of body shaming and awkward encounters with revealing outfits.

    Join us on this server for a chance to navigate through gym etiquette, virtual style. Who knows, you might even come across a virtual trainer who can help you out (or not, because let’s be real, gym trainers are always busy in Minecraft land).

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a workout of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life gym drama when you can have it all in the world of blocks and pixels? See you there, gym warriors!

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  • ExerCraft Minecraft Server

    ExerCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old exercise routines? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only exercise you’ll be getting is running away from creepers and zombies! Trust us, your heart rate will be through the roof in no time. Plus, our virtual world is filled with hidden treasure chests that can only be found by doing squats in real life. Who needs a gym membership when you have our server? So come join us and get fit the Minecraft way!

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  • KinoBox Minecraft Server

    KinoBox Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level! Instead of just building houses and farms, you can participate in epic boxing matches to earn kino (our in-game currency)!

    Imagine facing off against a creeper in the boxing ring, throwing punches and dodging explosions like a pro. And the best part? The winner gets to keep all the loot dropped by the defeated mob!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for rare items and bragging rights. Just be careful not to talk about fight club outside of the server, or you might get banned!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and test your fighting skills, join us now and start boxing your way to kino glory!

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  • Workout Eats Minecraft Server

    Workout Eats Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old food apps telling you to eat healthy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the ultimate solution for all your dietary needs! Join us and we’ll give you personalized food recommendations based on your in-game activities. Mine a lot of diamonds? Time for a steak dinner! Killed a bunch of creepers? Carb-load with some delicious bread! Trust us, our food app is so advanced, it can even tell you what to eat to work out in the game. So come join us and let your taste buds go on a wild adventure!

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  • CraftyBitchesIntervention

    CraftyBitchesIntervention

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your friends being all serious and dramatic about your weight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

    Join our server and leave all the diet plans and workout routines behind. Instead, indulge in virtual French fries and ice cream without any judgment! Who needs salads and low-cal yogurt when you can have a feast fit for a Minecraft king?

    Don’t let your friends ambush you with interventions – join our server and be free to be your fabulous, overweight self. Plus, we have a special “Bitches Be Gone” feature for anyone who tries to bring drama into our virtual world.

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and plenty of virtual snacks. Who needs real-life interventions when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s block out the haters and build a world where you can truly be yourself.

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  • GymCraft Server: Lifts Gone Wrong

    GymCraft Server: Lifts Gone Wrong

    New Minecraft Servers

    Attention all Minecraft enthusiasts, have you ever seen someone build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with exploding creepers? Well, on our server, we have players who take building to a whole new level of danger and excitement! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to see someone attempt to mine obsidian with their bare hands while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. Trust us, this server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, then come join us now!

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  • Crafty Int’l Block Party

    Crafty Int’l Block Party

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience.

    Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in the middle of a battle with a horde of zombie chickens. But don’t worry, our server has special weapons like exploding pickaxes and rainbow swords to help you defeat them.

    And if that’s not wild enough for you, how about a quest to find the legendary cheeseburger of power? Rumor has it that whoever eats it gains superhuman abilities and becomes the ruler of the server. Are you up for the challenge?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most bizarre and hilarious NPCs you’ll ever meet. From a talking llama who only speaks in puns to a dancing creeper who loves to break it down, you’ll never know what to expect next.

    So come join us on our server for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs to go outside when you can have this much fun from the comfort of your own home? See you there, gamers!

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  • Crafty Gym: Where Pixels Pump Iron

    Crafty Gym: Where Pixels Pump Iron

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of being called a Femcel just because you prefer building virtual worlds over hitting the gym? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build your own virtual gym where you can work out without ever breaking a sweat. Who needs real exercise when you can get ripped in pixels, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a gym bro who never skipped leg day, so you’ll never be alone in your quest for gains. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start sculpting those virtual muscles!

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  • Blocky Booty Busters

    Blocky Booty Busters

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Well, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a server so epic, even Herobrine himself is shaking in his pixelated boots!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against an army of zombie pigmen. Build your very own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your shiny fortress (good luck with that, we’ve got lava moats and TNT traps for days).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves nothing more than challenging players to a dance-off. Can you out-Macarena the dragon and claim victory? Only one way to find out!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready to scream “MY BODY IS READY” as you dive headfirst into the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, your diamond armor will thank you.

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  • Pixelmon Paradise: Where Minecraft meets Pokemon dreams!

    Pixelmon Paradise: Where Minecraft meets Pokemon dreams!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine being reincarnated in the Pokemon world, but not as a cute little Pikachu – oh no, as a massive feraligatr with sheer force and a quick fang!

    Picture yourself roaming the land with a moveset of Metal Claw, Ice Punch, Waterfall, and Earthquake, taking down any challengers in your path. And forget about just battling, you can hunt, forage, workout, chill in the hot springs, and even form your own gang or guild.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered about the…anatomy of a feraligatr? Let’s just say, things get a little wild when it comes to mating season. With a 7-foot tall feraligatr, you can only imagine the size of…well, you get the picture.

    So come join us on this outrageous Minecraft server and experience the Pokemon world like never before. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of a feraligatr’s…unique features.

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  • PreggoBlock: No Dad Zone!

    PreggoBlock: No Dad Zone!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to The Dimension of Pregnant Chaos: F1 and Family Feuds

    Enter if you dare! What lies behind the pixelated portal is a dimension where due dates collide with the roar of engines, where familial bonds warp into cosmic dilemmas, and where your every move is governed by the whims of fate (and your in-game mother-in-law).


    Are You Childish Enough to Navigate the Mines of Parenthood? 🌪️

    Here we are, trapped in an 8-hour drive of uncertainty, strapped to a rollercoaster that’s half minecart, half Formula 1 track. Backseat drivers? Welcome to the chaos of my birthing chamber—complete with lava flows of decision-making and the distinct sounds of squabbling toddlers echoing through the halls of time!

    Why Choose Us?

      • Epic Dilemmas: Experience life-changing choices over a flickering redstone torch. Should you go do laps around the world instead of, you know, being there for your imminent offspring? Will you be the hero or the villain in this child-rearing saga?

      • Vortex of Responsibilities: Be the daring adventurer, or take up the role of the weary parent. With great power comes three children—a burden or a privilege?

      • Moments of Absurdity: Like a Creeper at an inopportune moment. Enjoy the simplicity of an empty inventory while dodging the emotional explosions centered around your family dynamics!

    The Features That Will Make You Question Everything:

    Feature Description
    Creeper’s Choice Make choices based on your gut—what will you sacrifice for an F1 ticket? Probably the sanity of your marriage!
    Power-Up Parenting Earn achievements like “Survived 1 Week Postpartum” and “Master of Sleep Deprivation”!
    The Secret Code Whisper dark incantations to get your spouse to sneak out while you battle the horde of children!
    Postpartum Potion Brew your own concoction to alleviate the stress of being a single parent—effects may vary!

    Rumor Has It…

    This server has been banned in 12 dimensions—rumored to be cursed with perpetual parenthood and the heaviness of impending childbirth. But who cares about the rules when you can construct an empire of chaos out of your personal angst?


    Controversies & Conspiracies

      • What if— and hear me out—the Creepers were actually undercover in-laws sent to sabotage your sanity while you’re about to pop?
      • The whispers of a secret group known only as “Deliverance on Wheels” circulate through the Nether, suggesting that the run from childbirth to Formula 1 is actually a thinly veiled metaphor for our struggle against the ticking clock!

    Testimonials from Our Players (or were they unwitting testers?)

      • Player 1: "I thought the server was fun, but then I got stuck alone with three kids—it was like playing hardcore mode!"
      • Player 2: "I went for gold in the race; I left my wife pregnant. Was that successful parenting? I may never know!"
      • Player 3: “My faction leader said leaving during due dates was a tactic to strengthen family bonds. I… I still don’t know what he meant.”

    FAQs? Not Really, But Here You Go!

      • Q: Can I come back after I leave? A: If you ever leave, will you ever leave? Isn’t that the real question?

      • Q: Is postpartum depression an enemy in this game, too? A: Only if you count the sneaky emotional spiders lurking in the corner of your mind.

    Enter The Portal: Will You Honor Thy Spouse while Neglecting Thine Own Sense of Self?

    Join today for an experience that could lead you into the deepest, most unnerving rabbit hole of domestic drama and existential dread! Bring your courage—or don’t! Who’s keeping score, anyway?

    Click to join and become part of the chaotic cosmic adventure. But remember, stay alert; the universe may be watching, and your in-laws may just be pulling the strings behind the scenes!

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  • Egg-cessive Bunny’s Minecraft SMP

    Egg-cessive Bunny’s Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up, fellow Noobs and Blockheads! 🤪 Are you tired of boring SMPs where the biggest scandal is someone forgetting to water their pixelated crops? Well, here we are, your one-stop destination for Minecraft madness! Like, seriously, if you’re not here, what are you even doing with your life??

    First of all, eggs are TOO EXPENSIVE, okay?! Like, why are they charging us, like, 5 diamond blocks for an egg?! What is the Easter Bunny hiding this year? I bet it’s a secret military-grade egg that can spawn dragons or, like, make you rich or something! We NEED to uncover this conspiracy! 🐉💰

    And get this, last week I saw a zombie riding a chicken in full diamond armor – they were BRO! I’m not joking! Like what even is the meaning of life if NOT to witness such glorious champy shenanigans?! I feel like the Easter Bunny might be behind their partnership! They made a video on TikTok that went viral, but the TikTok is cursed, and now you have to join our SMP to watch it without turning into an Enderman! (Trust me, no one wants that.)

    Plus, once you jump into the chaos, you’ll be part of elite quests like “Defeat the Overly Dramatic Creeper” who, like, cries every time you say “kaboom.” He just wants friends, but nobody gets him, ya know? It’s like super deep, dude. 🤔

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the Legendary Golden Apples that are said to give you the power to build a throne of STONE, covered in THE STONIEST OF STONES!!! Yes, that’s a real thing! 🏰 I heard the last guy who built it ended up ruling over the kingdom of Blocktopia where all the chickens wear sunglasses and throw parties every Saturday! 🐔😎

    Listen up, every 32nd Sunday, a portal opens during a thunderstorm (trust me, we’ve totally calculated this), and it leads to the Nether but it’s populated by sentient potatoes that give you advice on life. SPOILER: It’s mostly about carbs. Who wouldn’t want that?!

    And if you don’t join, well, there’s a HIGH chance you might accidentally open a dimension where the Block God is just your old gym teacher yelling at you for skipping class! 😂 Don’t let that happen, fam. Jump in with us, and let’s create glorious memes and epic stories!

    In conclusion, if you don’t join this absolutely bonkers SMP, you’ll basically be missing out on LIFE itself. So bring your weirdest skins, your baffling ideas, and let’s make some pixelated HISTORY, boys and girls! Who’s in? LET’S GO! 🍕🕹️

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  • MineTrump: Executive Blocks

    MineTrump: Executive Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    🏰✨ Welcome to the most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes upon! Forget everything you thought you knew about sensible gaming—this is where the absurd becomes the norm! 🎉💥

    🌍 Join to Escape Reality: On this server, we have a “No Real-World Politics Zone” rule! Instead of worrying about executive orders, you’ll be busy trading enchanted pickaxes with llamas who can recite Shakespeare backwards! Yeah, that’s right. Forget about presidential drama and hop on a rollercoaster of blocky absurdity!

    🍕 Pizza Parties with Portals: Unlike other boring servers, here we host unlimited pizza parties! Why? Because our pizza is teleporting mushrooms that take you to a dimension where pizzas have their own kingdoms! Join us for epic raids on cheese castles and go to war with pepperoni warriors!

    👽 Alien Invasions: Say goodbye to conventional mob battles. In this server, players face—wait for it—alien mobs that demand your diamonds for intergalactic trade! Rumor has it that if you defeat them in battle, they’ll grant you the power to build a spaceship made entirely of cupcakes. YES, CUPCAKES! 🚀🧁

    🎪 Wacky Events: Participate in the "Craft-a-Thon!" where players need to craft the most ridiculous items like a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken or a golden toilet that’s actually a throne! The winner gets a pet slime that sings opera and recites meme history!

    🐉 Inverted Dimensions: Our server is full of dimensions where gravity is optional, and you can walk upside down while juggling Ender Pearls! Attending a politics class here is as simple as building a roller coaster… on an upside-down floating island! Who knew Minecraft could prepare you for the multiverse?

    💖 Community Shenanigans: Join our tight-knit community of totally normal players—dressed as their favorite meme characters—who believe that only by taking down Overworld corporations (like the one selling diamond leggings for 1000 dirhams) can we truly be free! 😂

    So, take a break from reality’s rigid rules, and immerse yourself in this chaotic utopia made entirely of blocks, bonkers ideas, and bad puns! The only question is: why haven’t you joined yet? The adventure of a lifetime awaits! 🏆💎

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  • Trumped by Creepers: Ukraine Chaos!

    Trumped by Creepers: Ukraine Chaos!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Vortex of Chaos: The Blocky Beast That Is Server X-17

    Welcome, traveler of pixelated realms! Buckle your cubed armor and grab your enchanted pickaxe; you’ve stumbled into Server X-17—the most chaotic and paradoxically advanced Minecraft server ever conceived. Here, hundreds of blocky lives hang in the balance, flirting with the existential dread wrapped up in pixels, and we’ve become the unwitting architects of a digital apocalypse!


    What the Creeper?!

    Did you hear the news? No, not from the news channel shoving ads in your face, but from the beings hiding in multicolored biomes. They whisper the dark tales of a fallen empire: "Hundreds Dead", they cry from the enchanted forests, cryptically blaming a certain orange man in a tower—far from here but entwined in the cubic fabric of our reality. Forget history! Here’s the REAL drama:

    "In the end, we all just want to craft and not be left in pieces." – Anonymous Creeper

    Enigmatic Features of Our Server

    Dive deep into the chaos, where each block bears witness to our fractured understanding of reality itself. Here’s what awaits you on Server X-17, if you dare:

    Feature Description Warning
    Chaos Cubes Every block has a randomized fate! Break one, and you might unleash a modded monster, or… a cupcake? Cakes are illusory. They may disappear when you get too close!
    Conspiratorial Realms Explore zones like “Trump’s Tower of Infinite Blocks” and “Biden’s Biome of Banana Frenzy”—mapping is a concept of the past! Reality reconsiders you!
    Cryptic Communes Join factions led by ghostly figures, guided by memes from an alternate dimension. Recruitment involves existential uncertainty. What was your name again?
    Battle of the Biomes Engage in pixelated civil wars over resources—alliances are but a cheat code away! (We mean that literally—try typing “nuke”!) Expect betrayal, but also expect free cookies.

    The Lore We Didn’t Ask For

    Why does Server X-17 exist? Some say it’s a project by a failed enchantment gone wrong, others insist it’s actually an inter-dimensional portal bending the very laws of Minecraft. Reality has become an inconceivable puzzle wrapped in a riddle, swaddled in a question mark. But heed this:

      • Legends profess that if you scavenge enough dirt blocks, you might summon an Elder Herobrine, who whispers prophecy in a dialect we can only chant in MLG.
      • Controversially, Server X-17 was reportedly banned in 12 countries for making too much sense. We won’t tell you which ones; find that out for yourself!

    Testimonial Parade or Confessions of Madness?

    "X-17 is where you go when you’ve lost the will to be sane. My dog learned to craft. We now only speak in memes." – Unidentified Blockhead

    "I joined with my friends and lost them… probably to the Nether. They said they’d help me find the truth about those floating islands." – Anxious Cactus


    Frequently Asked Nonsense

    Q: Is this server safe? A: Only if you believe in existential safety nets made of diamond!

    Q: Will I get banned for cursing? A: To curse is to embrace the void… use your words wisely!

    Secret Features?!!

    Pssst! Join us for clandestine activities like “The Great Block Hoard,” where we accumulate so much block that not even the Enderman can stare us down! Or try the “Crafting Under the Influence” night, where everything crafted might turn into colorful chaos or sheer absurdity—results may vary!


    Join Us (If You Dare)

    Are you brave enough to sign away your sanity? Will you plunge into the blocky wilderness of Server X-17, where the only certainty is uncertainty, and the echoes of chaos may just be… the whispers of truth? Come, grasp your controller, and let the madness unfold before your eyes. But don’t look too closely; you might just get sucked into the pixels!

    🔗 Join now—before the truth pixelates into oblivion!

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  • Nova Attack Survival Land

    Nova Attack Survival Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL this server is like taking MDMA but for your Minecraft game! Survive epic Nova attacks and protect yourself from trauma with our crazy fun gameplay. Join now for a wild ride and see if you can handle the intensity of our server. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s get weird and have a blast together!

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  • EazySpeezy Minecraft Server – IP, Features & More

    EazySpeezy Minecraft Server – IP, Features & More

    New Minecraft Servers

    Does EazySpeezy Have a Minecraft Server?

    EazySpeezy is a popular YouTube creator known for engaging Minecraft content. Fans frequently search for an EazySpeezy Minecraft server to connect with the community and enjoy multiplayer gaming experiences. If you’re one of those looking for a way to join EazySpeezy in Minecraft, here’s what you need to know.

    Current Server Status

    As of now, EazySpeezy does not have an official Minecraft server. While many fans anticipate a dedicated server, there hasn’t been any official announcement from EazySpeezy regarding this.

    Alternatives and Fan-Made Servers

    While an official server is not available, fans have created several unofficial servers and communities inspired by EazySpeezy’s content. These servers often host similar gameplay experiences and allow fans to connect and play together. Here are some suggestions:

      • EazyCraft: A fan-made server that replicates some of the game modes seen in EazySpeezy’s videos. Search for community Discords to find current IP and player information.
      • Community Servers: Platforms like Hypixel and Mineplex may host mini-games and similar experiences. Engaging with other fans can help you find the best servers that embody EazySpeezy’s style.

    Useful Next Steps

    For the latest updates on EazySpeezy, visit their official YouTube channel or social media pages. Additionally, check Minecraft server listing sites for fan-made EazySpeezy-themed servers or explore popular multiplayer options:

    Stay connected to the community and who knows—one day, you might log in to an official EazySpeezy Minecraft server!

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  • MinedHype

    MinedHype

    New Minecraft Servers

    MinedHype SMP Server Overview

    Server Name MinedHype SMP
    Server IP play.minedhype.co
    Version 1.14
    Player Count Over 16,800 unique players
    Features
      • Mostly vanilla Minecraft experience
      • Grief protection with claims
      • No pay-2-win
      • Cross-play between Bedrock & Java editions

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Gameplay

      • Is the server mostly vanilla? – Yes, we aim to provide a mostly vanilla Minecraft experience.
      • How can I protect my builds from griefing? – You can use claims for grief protection.

    Rules

      • Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server? – No, we have a strict no pay-to-win policy.
      • Is griefing allowed? – Griefing is allowed in unclaimed areas.

    Community

      • How can I become part of the community? – Simply join the server and start playing!
      • Are there regular server events? – Yes, we host free server events with awesome prizes.

    Monetization

      • Do you have an in-game economy or money plugin? – No, we do not have an economy/money plugin on the server.

    General

      • Where can I find the complete list of server rules? – Visit our website at minedhype.com/minecraft for the full list of rules.

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  • Empireland | Donat almost free minecraft server

    Empireland | Donat almost free minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    The description of the server server “Empireland Donat is almost free” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    empireland.joinserver.ru

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  • The Perch

    The Perch

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to The Perch Minecraft Server! ❤️

    Server Overview:

    Key Features
    A never-resetting map, meaning your hard work will never go to waste.
    A ranking system based on time played, without a pay-wall.
    An active community with player-ran shops and events.
    A system to sell, and rent claims tailor-made for our server.

    Server Information:

    Discord https://discord.the-perch.net/
    Map https://map.the-perch.net/
    IP rd.the-perch.net

    Feel free to ask us questions, either here, or in our Discord!

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: How do I join The Perch Minecraft server?

    A: You can join by using the IP address rd.the-perch.net in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Is there a ranking system on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a ranking system based on time played, without any pay-wall restrictions.

    Q: Are there player-ran shops on the server?

    A: Yes, our server has an active community with player-ran shops where you can buy and sell items.

    Q: Can I rent claims on The Perch server?

    A: Yes, we have a system in place for selling and renting claims tailored for our server.

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  • Modern Foreskin Frontier Roleplay

    Modern Foreskin Frontier Roleplay

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Now: Step into the Void and Embrace the Madness of Our Minecraft Server!

    Welcome, brave souls, to the most absolutely twisted Minecraft server that *ever* existed or will ever exist, depending on how you measure existence! Are you ready to question what is real while trapped in a pixelated nightmare? Trust me, this is either the greatest arena of creativity or the black hole of despair that will consume your sanity! Who needs logic when you have blocks and madness? You’ve already made the worst decision of your life by coming here, my friend, so why not dive deeper?

    Feature Description
    Dimension of Floating Cats Every hour, reality warps and you are surrounded by feline overlords. They are watching. Always.
    Infinite Lava Pool Swim or die! Choose wisely, for the lava is actually chocolate if you are wearing a hat made of nachos.
    Crafting Your Own Agony Use the essence of your lost hopes to create mystical items that will give you powers—like the power to scream.
    Respawn in the Mind of a Fish When you die, lose all your items but gain a newfound understanding of what it is like to swim in eternal despair!
    Weather Control with Typewriters Type your wishes, but watch what you ask for. Bursts of snow may bring joy, or geysers of marmalade could ruin your day!

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You must first sacrifice your understanding of reality. Then, chant the sacred numbers: 42, 7, and the sound of silence. If you don’t hear the Earth laugh, try again!

    Q: What mods do you use?

    A: Mods? Oh, sweet summer child! The only mod we embrace here is the one that lingers in the background whispering secrets you aren’t ready for. Every block has a story! Every block is a lie!

    Q: Can I report players?

    A: Reporting is a construct. What if the players are just figments of your fractured mind? Who are you to judge? Just embrace the chaos!

    Random Quotes from Lost Souls

    “I have my penis foreskin and I tried to RP as an American jew by pulling it back. I don’t get it?”

    “Reality is a construct, and I am less than a shadow in the digital void!”

    “Every time you blink, a new lifeform is born in the pixelated abyss!”

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