Join us and experience a world where everyone uses virtual rags to clean themselves, even their pixelated assholes! Our players are so hygienic, you can practically smell the virtual soap from your screen.
Don’t settle for a server full of dirty players, come join us and experience the cleanest Minecraft experience of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual rag to wipe away all your troubles. So come on, join us and let’s clean up this blocky world together!
Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly armor, and the occasional drag queen Ender Dragon. Our community is all about discussing cute things, lewd things, self-care, and of course, how to become even cuter!
Post pics of yourself in your favorite cross-dressing outfit or show off your fully clothed or nude skin – we don’t judge, we just slay. And if you don’t want to stay lonely forever, be sure to put yourself on our tagmap so you can find your Minecraft soulmate.
But remember, we don’t tolerate any baitposting here. If someone tries to rain on our fabulous parade, just sashay away and keep on building your dream castle. So grab your pickaxe, slip into your most glamorous diamond armor, and join us on the most iconic Minecraft SMP server out there!
Join us if you want to embark on quests that involve lifting virtual weights to unlock hidden treasures. Want to build a house? Better make sure it has a gym inside, because our server is all about gains, bro.
But beware, there’s a legendary boss called the Squat King who can only be defeated by doing squats in real life while playing the game. Don’t skip leg day if you want to conquer this beast!
So if you’re ready to pump iron and show off your muscles in the most ridiculous ways possible, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Because in this world, the only way to survive is by saying, “This is why I lift!”