JoblessCraft: Where you can escape the 9-5 grind and build your dream world!

2024.., achievement, AMBITION, BUILD, career, Commitment, Dedication, determination, dream, employment, Escape, Future, goals, grind, hard work, Job, JoblessCraft, Long-term goals, motivation, perseverance, persistence, progress, resilience, success, Working, world

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Farms Harvested:	725

Tired of working a boring job in 2024? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the mundane world and enter a realm of endless possibilities! Our server is so epic, even time travelers from the future are logging on to play. Who needs a job when you can be building epic structures and battling dragons in our virtual world? Join now and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, who wants to still be working in 2024 anyway?

Crafty AF: The Adventures of >Be me

8 years, Adventures, Be me, broken dreams, comfy, Crafty, dreams, Familiar, GLAD, graduated high school, gtbe, haven’t worked, high school, Job, kicked out, live on their own, Living at home, not me, parents, parents’ house, remote job, wagie job, Working

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of adulting!

>Build your dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage payments!

>Explore vast lands and battle mythical creatures to prove you’re not just a lazy bum living in your parents’ basement!

>Join our community of fellow procrastinators and slackers who refuse to conform to society’s standards!

>Who needs a job when you can be a virtual architect, warrior, or farmer on our server?

>Don’t let the real world bring you down, join us and live your best virtual life!

LazyCraft: “You just want everything without even working”

AMBITION, career, Dedication, determination, discipline, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, goals, hard work, Job, lazybones, LazyCraft, motivation, perseverance, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, self-discipline, success, work ethic, Working

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Enchantments Applied:	99
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of actually having to mine for resources in Minecraft? Do you just want to build epic structures without putting in any effort? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to hard work forever. We have a magical plugin that gives you unlimited diamonds, gold, and even enchanted gear with just a click of a button. No more pesky mining or crafting for you, lazybones!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our server and join the laziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs a job when you can just play Minecraft all day and night?

to the basement

alfred, bad taste, basement, coming back, cringe, Fancy, Fun, Geir, good time, jokes, Legendary, Minecraft, more, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Simple, Sotora, Survival, Tales, Working

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5323
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Falling into the Void:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Zombie Dances:	10

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CarCareCraft Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, automotive knowledge, automotive maintenance, automotive repairs, automotive services, car care, car knowledge, car maintenance, car ownership, car problems, car repairs, CarCareCraft, Communication, criticism, Gender Roles, marital expectations, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, spousal responsibilities, traditional beliefs

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Potions Brewed:	153
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	5275
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Farms Harvested:	980
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only car maintenance you’ll be doing is crafting a sweet ride out of blocks! 🚗💨

Join us if you’re tired of being criticized for not knowing your way around a car engine. On our server, the only thing you’ll be fixing is your epic castle walls after a creeper explosion! 💥🏰

Forget about shopping around for parts and dealing with mechanics. On our server, the only touchscreen issues you’ll have are trying to navigate through the pixelated world of Minecraft! 🎮🌍

So come on over and leave the car maintenance to the experts – aka, not you! 😉 Join now and let’s build some blocky masterpieces together! 🌟

TherapyCraft: Joke’s on You!

anger problems, Childhood, Communication, coping mechanism, Disown, Empathy, ending appointment early, failed dreams, finding own path, forced desires, Grief, health issues, Insecurities, JOKE, jokes, medical accommodations, mother issues, Nurse, regret, sense of humor, therapist response, Therapy, TherapyCraft, Trauma, tremor, Understanding

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of being forced into a career you never wanted? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of overbearing parents! Our server is a safe space where you can be whatever you want to be, whether it’s a nurse with a tremor or a pirate with a parrot on your shoulder.

We understand the struggles of living up to unrealistic expectations, so come join us and let your creativity run wild. Build a world where you can be free from the pressures of society and live your best blocky life.

Forget about inheritance drama and therapy sessions, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to build your next epic castle. So say goodbye to the nurse’s uniform and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join us today and start crafting your own path to happiness!

InstantLoveCraft

acceptance, appreciation, attraction, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, chemistry, compassion, compatibility, emotional intelligence, genuineness, instant connection, InstantLoveCraft, Kindness, Love at first sight, Personality, physical appearance, sense of humor, shared interests, Understanding, warmth

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	5211
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Do you love someone who can build a house faster than you can say “creeper”? Then you’ll love our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to find your perfect blocky soulmate who can mine diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. Our server is filled with players who will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. So why wait? Join now and fall in love at first sight with our pixelated paradise!

LazySMP: Where even the slowest sloth can survive the blocky wilderness!

blocky, LazySMP, multiplayer survival community economy PvP ranks grief protection events plugins 1.20.6 land protection whitelist shop minigames friendly staff active players custom plugins factions creative roleplay, Semi Vanilla, sloth, SLOWEST, SURVIVE, Wilderness

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Crops Grown:	4589	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/zoratowny/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Welcome to Sloth SMP!

Server Features:

Version	1.20.6 and later
Land Claims	To safeguard your builds
Rank System	Rewarding and dynamic
Economy	Dedicated for trading
PvP Arena	For those who crave battle

Server IP: SlothSMP.Com

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What Minecraft version does the server support?

A: The server supports version 1.20.6 and later.

Q: Are land claims available on the server?

A: Yes, land claims are available to safeguard your builds.

Q: Is there a rank system on the server?

A: Yes, the server features a rewarding and dynamic rank system.

Q: Can players participate in PvP battles?

A: Yes, there is a dedicated PvP arena for players who crave battle.

Q: Is the server economy player-driven?

A: Yes, the server features a dynamic economy that is dedicated for trading.

DustbowlCraft Minecraft Server

Challenging, Communication, Community, competitive, Dustbowl, DustbowlCraft, FAGGOT, First Person Shooter, frustrating, Fun, Gaming, gaming culture, insufferable, Minecraft, multiplayer, not LE GOOD, ONLINE, Server, strategy, team-based, teamwork, toxic behavior, video game

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	9640	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Dustbowl? Are you ready for a server that will blow your mind (and maybe your house)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises!

Our server is so epic, even this insufferable faggot can’t resist joining in on the fun. From building giant statues of bacon to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and question your sanity. Trust us, it’s totally worth it!

ExcitedVSPO in Minecraft SMP

business development, Business growth, company expansion, company growth, Excited, ExcitedVSPO, Expansion, expansion announcement, expansion excitement, expansion goals, expansion news, expansion plans, expansion progress, expansion strategy, expansion success, future plans, growth, increased reach, Market expansion, Minecraft, new opportunities, smp, VSPO EN

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	105	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? VSPO EN is expanding and we need YOU to come join in on the fun! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they are ruthless PvP champions.

– We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every night. The DJ is a zombie villager who really knows how to drop the beat.

– Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on VSPO EN.

– Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join VSPO EN now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

MineLifeChanger SMP

Consistency, daily habits, discipline, goal-setting, habit building techniques, habit formation, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy lifestyle, Life Changes, mindfulness, mindset shift, MineLifeChanger, motivation, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement, smp, success habits, transformation

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Animals Bred:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: You log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a massive chicken parade. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens wearing top hats and monocles strutting their stuff like they own the place. And guess what? You get to join in on the fun!

But that’s not all. Our SMP is home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event where players must fight off hordes of evil tacos trying to take over the server. It’s a battle like no other, but the rewards are totally worth it – trust us.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a gang of evil pandas? Or build a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes? The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, your daily habit of logging on will never be the same again!

BlockBroCode

Behavior, BlockBroCode, Chivalry, code of conduct, Communication, dress code, Etiquette, Expectations, Gender Roles, Gentleman, Grooming, Manners, Masculinity, Men, relationships, Respect, social norms, society, Traditions, unwritten guidelines, unwritten rules

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7783
Divine Spears Created:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mines Excavated:	1309	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the manliest men out there! Join us if you want to learn the unwritten rules for men, like never wearing pink armor or always having a diamond sword by your side. Our server is so manly, even the creepers wear mustaches and the zombies flex their muscles before attacking. So come on down and join us for a wild ride of testosterone-fueled adventures!

CreeperCarnage: Oct7Memorial

CreeperCarnage, Exhibit, exhibit display, memorial, memorial event, memorial exhibit, Oct7Memorial, October 7 memorial, October 7 victims, Remembrance, remembrance ceremony, remembrance day, terror attack, terror victims, Terrorism, terrorist victims, Tragedy, tragedy remembrance, UN, UN exhibit, united nations, Victims

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own memorial for all da forgotten holidays like October 7 victims day!!! UN may ignore dem but we won’t!!! come build a giant pumpkin or spooky ghost to honor dem in style!!! also, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a treasure chest full of diamonds cuz why not lol!!! join now and show da world dat u care bout da obscure holidays too!!!

BabyCraze Minecraft Server

anxiety, BabyCraze, balancing priorities, biological clock, career, Decade, Decision making, Expectations, Family Planning, fertility, freaking out, Future, Minecraft, Motherhood, Mr. Goldstein, PRESSURE, Server, societal norms, society, stress, wanting to have children, Women, Working

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9912
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Farms Harvested:	126
Potions Brewed:	78	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Tired of slaving away for Mr. Goldstein in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the daily grind and embark on epic adventures!

Forget about spreadsheets and deadlines, on our server, you’ll be fighting dragons, building castles, and taming unicorns (yes, unicorns are totally a thing in Minecraft, don’t question it).

Join us and leave Mr. Goldstein in the dust as you become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, feared by all and revered by many. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you richer than Mr. Goldstein could ever dream of.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a world where the only boss you have to answer to is yourself (and maybe the occasional creeper).

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