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ZarifCraft: 11 Day Resignation

11 days, administration, cabinet, current events, Day, Government, iran, Iranian politics, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, News, office, official statement, political instability, political turmoil, QUITS.., resignation, resignation letter, short-lived tenure, vice president, Zarif, ZarifCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Animals Bred:	125	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

yo, u wanna join this epic minecraft server where the vice president quits after only 11 days? sounds like a wild ride, amirite? come join us for some crazy adventures and see if u can last longer than 11 days in our wacky world. who knows, maybe u’ll become the new vice president and quit after 10 days just to one-up zarif. it’s all about the drama and chaos on this server, so come on and join the fun!

BirdsOfTheUrbanJungle

antibiotic resistance, antibiotic use, antibiotic-resistant bacteria, bacteria exposure, bacterial infections, bacterial transmission, bird populations, BirdsOfTheUrbanJungle, city-dwelling birds, environmental health, landfill sites, polluted rivers, Pollution, public health, study, Urban birds, urban ecology, urban environments, urban pollution, urban wildlife, wildlife conservation

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

come join our epic minecraft server, where the birds are not only flying, but they’re also packing some serious antibiotic-resistant bacteria! imagine battling a giant chicken boss that shoots out superbugs at you, it’s like a science experiment gone wrong but in a fun way.

our server is located in a post-apocalyptic city where the birds have mutated into super bacteria carriers. explore the polluted rivers and landfill sites filled with dangerous bacteria, but don’t worry, you can always build yourself a hazmat suit out of diamond blocks to protect yourself.

join us now and experience the thrill of fighting off antibiotic-resistant birds while trying to survive in a city overrun by mutated creatures. it’s like a science fiction movie, but with more crafting and less plot coherence. come on, what are you waiting for? the birds are waiting for you!

Slow Sloths Survival – Not Your Average Minecraft Server!

Adventure, Arena, Average, battle, BUILD, Claims, Community, Economy, Experience, Explore, Fun, Land, Minecraft, multiplayer, Peaceful, Protection, Ranks, Safeguard, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sloths, Slow, Survival, Ultimate, vibrant

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magic Items Found:	5051	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims, rank system, economy, PvP arena
IP	SlothSMP.Com

FAQs

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is supported on the server?	Version 1.20.6 and later
What features does the server offer?	Land claims, rewarding rank system, dynamic economy, dedicated PvP arena
Is the server peaceful outside of PvP arena?	Yes, we aim to keep things peaceful outside of PvP battles

MysteryCraft Server

Enigma, Enigmatic, enigmatic beliefs, enigmatic culture, enigmatic customs, enigmatic destination, enigmatic history, enigmatic land, enigmatic nation, enigmatic people, enigmatic place, enigmatic practices, enigmatic society, enigmatic traditions, Foreign, International, misunderstood country, Mysterious, MysteryCraft, perplexing, puzzling, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the Bermuda Triangle of Minecraft – mysterious, misunderstood, and full of surprises!

Join us if you dare to explore the hidden secrets of a land where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Rumor has it that our server is home to a tribe of talking creepers who will trade you rare items for a good joke.

But beware, for the land is also inhabited by a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. One player even claimed to have been turned into a block of cheese for a whole week!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this land, anything is possible!

TrapMasterSteve Minecraft SMP

acting like the trapper, Minecraft, pretending to be the trapper, smp, TrapMasterSteve, trapper, trapper actions, trapper anecdotes, trapper behavior, trapper character, trapper cosplay, trapper experiences, trapper flashbacks, trapper imitations, trapper impersonations, trapper incidents, trapper memories, trapper mimicry, trapper moments, trapper reflections, trapper roleplay, trapper scenarios, trapper stories

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1975
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gameplay? Then come join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a trapper in the virtual world! Have you ever lured unsuspecting players into your devious traps? Have you ever laughed maniacally as they fell for your cleverly disguised pitfalls? Well, now is your chance to shine as the ultimate trapper on our server!

But beware, for the tables may turn on you! One time, a player thought they had trapped me in a pit of lava, but little did they know I had a secret escape route hidden beneath a fake block. I emerged unscathed and proceeded to prank them back tenfold!

So if you’re ready for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT), then join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just become the master trapper of the server!

NephewRage Minecraft Server

AITAH, babysit, children, Comments.., confusion, decision, English, family, Fight, hurtful, Language, Let it go, Minecraft, nephew, NephewRage, parents, post, refusing, relationship, Server, sister, Statement

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4686
Void Armor Forged:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is left at the door and the only fights you’ll have are with creepers and zombies! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous escapades.

Looking for a place to escape from real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Leave your family feuds behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building the coolest structures and defeating the toughest mobs.

Join us and let go of any lingering grudges, just like our player who refused to babysit their nephew because of a statement made 6 years ago. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast mining for diamonds and exploring new biomes?

So come on down to our server and leave your troubles at the door. With endless possibilities and endless fun, you’ll never want to log off!

FiancéFollyCraft

AITAH, body changes, body positivity, Communication, eating disorder, Emotional Abuse, fiancé’s comments, FiancéFollyCraft, mental health, partner support, past trauma, postpartum, Pregnancy, reacting, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-care, self-image, toxic relationship, weight struggles

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	118
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-life drama? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from all your relationship problems!

Join us and leave behind toxic exes who used to call you names like “fat.” On our server, the only thing that will be fat is your inventory after collecting all the rare items!

With two emergency c-sections under your belt, you deserve a break from all the stress. So come on over and let our virtual world help you forget about your mum pouch and embrace your inner warrior.

And hey, if your fiancé starts calling you fat in a “joking way,” just remember that on our server, the only thing that’s fat is the loot you’ll be collecting. So say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only weight on your shoulders is a diamond sword!

WeddingBellsMC SMP

advice, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Honesty, long lasting marriage, love, loyalty, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage tips, newlyweds, Partnership, patience, relationship, Respect, smp, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, WeddingBellsMC

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly married to each other in-game. That’s right, we host weekly in-game weddings complete with diamond rings and cake! Join us for the most epic love story you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs marriage counseling when you have a whole server full of newlyweds to give you advice? So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

GeneticLotteryCraft

athletes, athleticism, chance, Competition, genetic lottery, GeneticLotteryCraft, genetics, LUCK, natural ability, Performance, physical ability, Physical fitness, rules, skill, Sport, sports, sports rules, Sportsmanship, success, talent, Training

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Votes:	7439
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that mining for diamonds is basically just a genetic lottery with some rules attached! Join us for a chance to strike it rich in our virtual world, where the odds are in your favor (or not, depending on your luck stat).

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a virtual genetic lottery to win rare in-game items. Who needs real-life sports when you can test your luck and skill in the pixelated world of Minecraft?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of randomness, chaos, and of course, plenty of diamonds to go around. Who knows, you might just hit the jackpot and become the ultimate genetic lottery winner of our server!

KurskCraft: No Storm Shadows!

Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, embargo, Europe, foreign affairs, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, Military, military intervention, missile technology, News, Politics, restrictions, shadows, Storm, Storm Shadow missiles, Telegraph, uk, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

lol imagine if Ukraine had access to Storm Shadow missiles in Minecraft! Join our server and unleash chaos like never before. Build your own Kursk offensive and dominate the competition with these insane missiles. The UK may not allow it in real life, but in our server, anything goes! Come join the madness and show off your strategic skills in ways you never thought possible. Who needs permission when you have Minecraft? Let’s goooooo!