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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 5438 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 5792 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 212 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their house into a giant hotdog. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT HOTDOG. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that happen on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Every month, we host a luxury giveaway where one lucky player gets to have a personal butler in-game for an entire week. Need someone to mine diamonds for you? Your butler’s got you covered. Want someone to build a rollercoaster in your backyard? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!
So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a llama dressed as a pirate while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!
