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TaxCraft: Moo & Oink Fart Fiasco

agriculture, animal agriculture, carbon footprint, carbon pricing, carbon tax, climate change, denmark, emissions reduction, environmental policy, environmental regulations, fart, Fiasco, Gassy cows, greenhouse gases, livestock emissions, livestock farming, livestock industry, methane emissions, Moo, oink, Pigs, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable farming, TaxCraft, World First

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3147	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where gassy cows and pigs are facing a carbon tax in denmark – like what even is that?! but don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all your farting farm animals. we’ve got a secret underground bunker where they can let it rip without fear of taxation.

if you’re tired of boring old servers where cows and pigs are oppressed, come to our world where they can fart freely and proudly. plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen – like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

join us now and be part of the revolution for gassy farm animals everywhere! #freethefarts #carboncowtaxrevolution

BloodCraft: Skin Stainz

acceptance, Blood, Bloodcraft, Cleansing, Difficult, emotional, forgiveness, healing, introspection, Own, Personal, Redemption, Release, Scars, Self, self love, self-care, skin, Stainz, Struggle, Trauma, wash off

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this crazy Minecraft world, when suddenly, BAM! You’re attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can tame those suckers and ride them into battle like a boss.

And get this, we have this epic quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Chicken of Doom. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server and embark on this insane adventure?

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? It’s lit, fam.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about washing the blood off your skin again, because, like, who needs clean skin when you’re having this much fun?

NMO-IgG Madness: Mouse Mayhem

madness, MAYHEM, Mouse, NMOIgG

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Buildings Constructed:	48
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

u wanna join dis craaazy minecraft server cuz we gotz human NMO-IgG inducdin all kinda wild sht in da CNS and periferal tissues of mice! u betta watch out cuz dem mice be runnin round wit superpowers and causin chaos everywhere! join us if u wanna see some insane sht go down in da minecraft world, ain’t no server like dis one, dat’s fo sho!

BleachCraft Minecraft Server

Action Figure, Anime, bankai, Bleach, BleachCraft, Character, collectible, Fan, Figure, japanese, limited edition, Manga, merchandise, Minecraft, must have, Otaku, pre order, rukia, series, Server, soul reaper, sword, upcoming release

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1516	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a creeper on a sugar rush! Join us and you’ll be so hooked, you’ll pre-order the Rukia bankai figure without even knowing who Rukia is!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens! It was a battle like no other, but our brave player emerged victorious and became the richest player on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out blocks of emerald every hour. Yes, you read that right. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you can just collect emeralds from a unicorn’s poop?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! And don’t forget to pre-order that Rukia bankai figure – trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server: England’s Underdog Victory

Against All Odds, blockbuster, come-from-behind, Competition, determination, england, Englands, football, historic win, incredible achievement., memorable moment, Minecraft, never give up, perseverance, Server, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork, triumph, Underdog, unexpected, Victory, winning

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of England winning against all odds every single day! Our players have mastered the art of building epic castles and dominating in PvP battles, just like the English football team dominating the World Cup! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered corgis who will protect you from any griefers or creepers that come your way. So come join us and be a part of the ultimate underdog success story!

CraftyInspo

belief in oneself, courage, CraftyInspo, Empowering Stories, empowerment, encouragement, Hope, inner strength, inspiration, Inspirational Narratives, life lessons, motivation, Motivational Experiences, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, Positive Change, resilience, self improvement, success, transformation

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	New Chunks Explored:	207205
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and become part of the wackiest community in all of Minecraft. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show and they are always up to some crazy shenanigans. Want to join their llama dance party? Just ask nicely and they might let you in!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have taken over the village and are now ruling with an iron beak. Can you outsmart these feathered fiends and reclaim the village for the players?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this porky prize?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky antics and outrageous stories await you!

MissileFailCraft

Asia, ballistic missiles, Conflict, Defense, east asia, Fails, Fires, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, missile testing, MissileFailCraft, N.Korea, North Korea, nuclear weapons, sanctions, SECURITY, short-range, Tension, united nations, weapons

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1829
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fails than N. Korea’s missile launches! our short-range ballistic missiles may not always hit the target, but that’s what makes it fun! watch as one missile spirals out of control and explodes in a spectacular fashion, while the other one actually makes it to its destination (maybe).

join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our missile launches. who knows what will happen next? maybe a creeper will blow up your house, or you’ll fall into a pit of lava. the possibilities are endless on our server!

so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself. we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, who knows?). join now and be a part of the most unpredictable minecraft server out there!

TrashCraft: Talking Rubbish

clean up, compost, disposal, Environmental, Garbage, Junk, landfill, litter, Pollution, recycling, Refuse, Rubbish, sanitation, Talking, talking garbage, talking rubbish, Talking Trash, Trash, TrashCraft, Waste, waste management

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	40
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a cow on a warm summer day? well, boy do i have the server for you! this server is so lit, it’s like a creeper exploding in a fireworks factory.

join now and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks that fart glitter. ride on the backs of flying pigs while wearing a top hat made of diamonds.

our community is so wild, it’s like a party in the nether. we have players from all over the world, including aliens from mars and unicorns from the enchanted forest. you’ll never be bored with our endless supply of ridiculous mini-games and challenges.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest, most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little. but hey, zombies need love too, right?

Earther SMP: Where the only wars are over who took the last diamond! Join us in 1.21 now!

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Diamond, Earther, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Hardcore, Join, Minigames, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4314	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Earth SMP

Overview	Earth SMP for those who are bored, looking for players to populate the SMP. The Earth has a scale of 1:1500 (24576 x 12288 blocks).
Server Online	Every single day, sometimes restarts every 1-3 days.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, you need to join our Discord server and put your name in the “#whitelist” channel.
What is the scale of the Earth on the server?	The Earth has a scale of 1:1500, equivalent to 24576 x 12288 blocks.
How often does the server restart?	The server restarts every 1-3 days.
Where can I find more information?	You can find everything you need to know on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/njjyGzUg

BlockyTraffic Minecraft Server

Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, BlockyTraffic, crime, criminal organizations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, illegal-trade, law enforcement, Minecraft, modern slavery, prostitution, rescue, Server, sex trafficking, social justice, survivors, Victims, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Villages Defended:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more insane than our pixelated world is the stories we come up with to convince you to join!

Picture this: you’re a brave adventurer in a land full of mysteries and dangers. But wait, there’s a twist! The only way to survive is to convince a woman in the west that she can’t go to the authorities for help. Why, you ask? Because in our world, women hold all the power and can destroy companies, industries, and lives with just a word. It’s a wild ride of intrigue and deception as you navigate this topsy-turvy world where the damsel in distress is actually the one calling the shots.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about human trafficking. Will you uncover the truth behind the women who sell their own bodies to fund their own lifestyles, or will you be swept up in a whirlwind of mystery and intrigue? Join us and find out!