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BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Emeralds Found:	4735	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Farms Harvested:	461	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Divine Spears Created:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	2573	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Votes:	1887

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Potions Brewed:	74	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4698	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Crops Grown:	4646	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Divine Spears Created:	28	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	83	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1192	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Villages Defended:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!