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CraftyCouples Minecraft Server

Communication, CraftyCouples, emergency fund, emergency savings, financial choices, financial decisions, Financial Planning, financial secrets, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Honesty, joint decisions, Marriage, Minecraft, personal items, poor financial decisions, Respect, Server, shared finances, transparency, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secure as my emergency fund? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with hidden treasures and unexpected twists.

Just like how I hid my emergency fund from my spouse, you’ll uncover secret dungeons and hidden loot that will keep you on your toes. Who knows what you’ll find next?

But be warned, just like how my spouse felt betrayed by my financial secrecy, you may encounter players who will do anything to outsmart you and steal your precious diamonds. Trust no one!

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and epic adventures, join our server now! Just remember to keep your secrets close and your pickaxe closer.

SpikeCraft: AITA?

aita, Behavior, casual drug use, Friend, Hyperactive, light headed, Margarita, nonchalant, PARANOIA, passed out, Rain, Restaurant, roofied, sobering up, SpikeCraft, spiked drink, throw up, true colors, trust issues, tweaking, Uber

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7798
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Farms Harvested:	178
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you and your friends are mining for diamonds when suddenly, a mysterious potion appears in your inventory. You drink it, and next thing you know, you’re flying through the sky on a magic carpet made of obsidian! Who needs wings when you have a flying carpet?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with secret underground tunnels that lead to hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted weapons and armor. Rumor has it, there’s even a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and zombies breakdance!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our epic PvP battles. Picture this: you’re facing off against a rival player when suddenly, a herd of llamas comes charging in to join the fight. Who will emerge victorious? Only time will tell!

So come on, join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for any suspicious margaritas – you never know what might happen next!

WebCoolio Minecraft SMP

best website, coolest website, favorite website, Minecraft, smp, WebCoolio, Website, website browsing, Website Design, website discovery, website exploration, website features, website functionality, website innovation, website interface, website list, website navigation, website ranking, website recommendation, website review, website search, website technology, website user experience

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Votes:	6078
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your tour guide. He’ll show you all the best spots on the server, like the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves or the enchanted forest where the trees drop golden apples instead of regular ones.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes (and maybe a stack of cooked chicken).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next?

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

codependency, controlling behavior, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, denial, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, ignored, Manipulation, red flag, red flag behavior, red flag hindsight, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in relationships, relationship mistakes, TOXIC, toxic partner, Unhealthy, warning signs, worst relationship

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Crops Grown:	9370

Are you tired of settling for less in your relationships? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to treat you right! Join us and experience a love like no other, where the only red flags you’ll see are the ones marking our epic PvP battles. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Trust us, this server will never ghost you – unless it’s a spooky Halloween event! Join now and swipe right on the best relationship of your Minecraft life.

NukeWatch: Russian Plane Edition

aircraft, cold war, Edition, Espionage, German, germany, Incident, International, Military, Monitoring, Nuclear, Nuclear Power Plant, NukeWatch, plane, Plant, power, russia, Russian, SECURITY, Spotted, Surveillance, Tensions

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Votes:	3586
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

OMG u guyz u gotta join this server, it’s so lit that even Russian surveillance planes wanna check it out! 😂 They were probz tryna steal our epic builds or something, but we showed them who’s boss by building a giant creeper statue that scared them away! 🤣 Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever, where even spies can’t resist the fun! 🚀💥🕹️

ShroomCraft: The Happy Place

36-60, Alternative Medicine, Analysis, clinical trial, depression, findings, Happy, improved, mental health, meta analysis, mood, participants, Patients, Place, psilocybin, psychedelic, research, Scores, secondary depression, ShroomCraft, study, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1140	Void Gems Collected:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Yo, so like, you ever wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you forget all your problems? Well, this server is like taking a trip on some magical mushrooms, except without the weird hallucinations (unless you count all the crazy builds you’ll see).

We did a study with like 436 players, all aged between 36-60, and found that playing on this server actually improved their mood better than any other treatment out there. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of a boring old therapist.

So come join us and let’s get lost in this virtual world together. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Server26: Small No-Teleport Java Edition for Experienced Boomers, Now with Rainbow Creepers and Granny Villagers

Boomers, Chest Shop, Community, CREEPERS, Currency, Datapacks, diamonds, Edition, Events, experienced, granny, Griefprevention, hermitcraft, Hosted in Germany, Infrastructure, java, Minecraft, Noteleport, Paper, Plugins, public server, Railroads, RAINBOW, Server26, Small, smp, Survival, Trading, Tweaks, Updates, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Buildings Constructed:	28	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Animals Bred:	128

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Guidelines	To leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting, player item shops
Ranks	New, player (no benefits)
Features	No warps, no /tpa, no /sethome

Community Details

Laid back rules, close-knit community, events, and willingness to help each other.

Gameplay Features

Vanilla server feel, focus on long term projects, default currency is diamonds, spawn city protection, megabases welcome.

Server Specs & Plugins

Hosted in Germany, Intel i9-9900k, Paper server, GriefPrevention for land claiming, various datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server for players aged 18 and above?	Yes, the server is for players who are 18 or older.
Are there any donation perks or advantages for paying?	No, there are no donation perks or advantages for paying on this server.
Can players claim land and protect their builds?	Yes, players can use GriefPrevention to claim and protect their land.
Are there specific rules or guidelines for player behavior?	Yes, players are expected to be reasonable and respectful in their interactions.

PixelLove Minecraft Server

Character development, dating sim, Fantasy Romance, Game Mechanics, japanese role playing game, Life Partner, love interest, Marrying Yukiko, Minecraft, perfect woman, persona 4 golden, Persona series, PixelLove, relationship goals, RPG, Server, Storyline, Video game romance, video game tips, video game walkthrough, virtual girlfriend, Virtual marriage, Yukiko Amagi

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2120
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Picture this: a Minecraft server so amazing, it’s like finding the perfect woman to spend your life with. Our server is like the dream girl of Minecraft servers – beautiful, fun, and always there for you. Join us and experience a love story like no other as you build, mine, and explore with your new virtual soulmate. Who needs a real girlfriend when you have this Minecraft server to keep you company? Join now and let the romance begin!

HugMeNot Minecraft SMP

Close Encounters, close proximity, combat tactics, Embrace, enemies, enemies can hug you, enemy behavior, enemy hug, enemy movements, Game Mechanics, Hug, hug you, HugMeNot, in-game interactions, Minecraft, personal space invasion, physical attacks, physical contact, smp, surprise attacks, unexpected actions, unexpected encounters, video game enemies

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7421

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where enemies can hug you! Yes, you heard that right. Forget about getting attacked by zombies or creepers, here they just want to give you a warm embrace. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where even the bad guys are filled with love?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a diamond-dropping pig, living your best life in Minecraft.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary dancing cows that can break out into a synchronized dance routine at any moment. Who needs a disco ball when you have dancing cows to entertain you?

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy world where enemies just want to hug it out.

GayCraft: No Hate, Just Blocks

academic performance, blocks, classroom dynamics, collective letter, coming out, discrimination, favoritism, gay teacher, GayCraft, hate, Inappropriate Behavior, language teacher, LGBTQ, parent-teacher communication, parental outrage, school incident, self esteem, teacher apology, teacher identity, teacher preferences, teacher professionalism, teacher-student relationship

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a high school classroom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of teacher-student conflicts, parental outrage, and questionable apologies.

Witness the epic showdown between parents and a teacher who just can’t seem to keep her personal life out of the classroom. Who will come out on top in this battle of wits and wills? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the teacher may or may not be favoring the girls in the classroom, leaving the boys feeling left out and unloved. Will they rise up and take back their rightful place in the academic hierarchy? Join now to find out!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, come on down to our server. Who needs reality TV when you have all this drama right at your fingertips? Join now and prepare for the ride of your virtual life!