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CreeperConfess

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the most embarrassing moments are celebrated like national holidays.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you up, sending your items flying everywhere. But instead of feeling embarrassed, you’ll be cheered on by the entire server for your epic fail.

Or how about the time you accidentally hit a pig with your sword instead of a zombie? Don’t worry, on our server, that pig will become a legendary hero and lead the charge against the undead hordes.

So if you’re ready to embrace your most embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph, join us on our server and get ready for a wild ride!

FlightOfFoolsCraft

#authorities, Airplane, arrest, border, Capture, cartel leader, crime syndicate, drug cartel, drug trafficking, el chapo, extradition, Flight, FlightOfFoolsCraft, Guzman Lopez, leader capture, mexico, Properties, Son, Trick, US, Zambada

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	201
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

come join our minecraft server where we trick players onto flights to epic adventures across the border! we captured the leader of a cartel by pretending to show him properties in mexico, imagine the crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! build your own cartel empire or work with authorities to take down the bad guys, the possibilities are endless! join now for a wild ride unlike any other minecraft server out there!

ExhaustedCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3140
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where dying of exhaustion is a RELIEVING experience! yep, u heard me right. our server is so intense that when u finally collapse from exhaustion, u will feel like u just won the lottery.

but wait, there’s more! we have unicorns roaming the land, shooting rainbows out of their butts. yep, u read that right too. not only that, but our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. imagine the bling bling u will have with that!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server out there. who needs boring old survival mode when u can have unicorns, diamond chickens, and the most epic exhaustion deaths of ur life? let’s get this party started!

MagicLand SMP v1

Active, Adventure, balkan, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, Mature, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

MagicLand SMP v1 is a Balkan server with many unique plugins! Come in and have fun!! . . . .

195.200.15.15:28011

Thrilland

Community, Discord, Farming, Jobs, Minecraft, Ranks, Server, Shop, Survival, Thrilland

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ores Mined:	8803
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Servidor survival 1.20.4 Join us and enjoy with us https://discord.gg/FmtvaDE7uY

Ranks, shop, jobs… If you like farming this will be your server

mc.thrilland.es

Over The Hill Gamers: SMP – Where ‘vanilla’ really means they forgot the mods…sigh.

Adults, BUILD, Discord, Farms, Forgot, Game, Gamers, Hardware, HILL, Join, Means, Message, Minecraft, mods…sigh, Older, Players, respectful, Server, skill levels, smp, Technical, Vanilla, welcomed

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	It’s a small SMP server comprised of respectful older adults. I have gone white-listed to prevent random griefing.
Online Players	3-8 online at a given time
Hardware	Recently upgraded to handle a few more players
Game Version	Java 1.21
Features	No PVP, No mods for technical gameplay

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, you can join by sending a message and requesting the discord info.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules against griefing, stealing, and being disrespectful to other players.

Q: What type of gameplay is encouraged on the server?

A: Building, creating farms, and enjoying the game in a friendly environment.

Q: Are players of all skill levels welcome?

A: Yes, all skill levels are welcomed on the server.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to join?

A: While it’s geared towards older adults, age is not a restriction as long as players are respectful.

KweenCraft Minecraft Server

activism, black kween, black womanly excellence, CONVINCING, election, equality, exemplar, family, KweenCraft, MAGNIFICENT, Minecraft, neighbors, president, Real white men, Remaking Manhood, Server, social justice, Status, upcoming election, Vote, white friends, Worship

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a black kween who has been elected as president by real white men who know what’s up! Join us and bask in the glory of this magnificent exemplar of black womanly excellence as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually located on a secret island where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are afraid of players. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show your support for our fabulous president! #BlackKweenForPresident #MinecraftMadness

Hello, I’m a (female) block-breaking addict that generally avoids socializing – Minecraft SMPQueen

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Zombie Dances:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Hey there, looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is where all the madness happens! We’ve got players with unique interests, like a self-proclaimed porn addict who’s into the wildest kinks you can imagine. And hey, if you’re a virgin with NO limits, you might just be the perfect match for them! Join us for some outrageous adventures and see where the insanity takes you. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in the most unexpected of places!

CreeperCatastrophe: DateNightDisaster

Alone Time, anger, children, Communication, compromise, CreeperCatastrophe, date night ruined, DateNightDisaster, Disappointment, family time, Frustration, Marriage, movie night, passive aggressive, Planning, Priorities, quality time, relationship, Resentment, ruined date night, second place, Understanding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to worry about your spouse ditching you for dinner and drinks with friends. In fact, you can build a whole town where everyone is loyal and committed to spending quality time with each other!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can focus on building, exploring, and having fun without any relationship drama getting in the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SongOfMySMPDemise – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mines Excavated:	3017
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Animals Bred:	155	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Farms Harvested:	794

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where instead of a last meal, you are given a last song to jam out to before meeting your demise! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of choosing the ultimate banger to go out on. Will you serenade your enemies with “Baby Shark” or go out in style with some hardcore death metal? The choice is yours, but beware, your song choice may have unexpected consequences in the game. So come on down and join us for a musical adventure like no other!