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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5068 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
New Chunks Explored: | 506025 | Crops Grown: | 2916 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9131 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
1. Our server is hosted on a supercomputer powered by UNICORN magic. Yes, you read that right. Unicorns are real and they love playing Minecraft.
2. Our moderators are actually WIZARDS who can ban griefers with a flick of their wand. Just kidding, they use their keyboards… but it’s still pretty MAGICAL.
3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with infinite durability? Just ask and we’ll hook you up.
4. Our server is protected by a DRAGON that breathes fire on anyone who tries to cheat or hack. Don’t worry, though, he’s a friendly dragon… most of the time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they tend to sneak up on you when you least expect it.