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  • The Laughing Creeper Minecraft SMP

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    The Laughing Creeper Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, who once tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Legend has it that he defeated them all with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a diamond sword.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who once laid siege to a rival faction’s base using nothing but their sharp beaks and cunning tactics. And let’s not forget about the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the woolly rebels demanded better grazing land and shorter shearing sessions.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughter, chaos, and ridiculousness, look no further! Join us today and become part of our wacky world where anything is possible. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pigs plotting world domination…

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CozyCraft: Where Your 9-5 Job is Secure and Air-Conditioned!

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    CozyCraft: Where Your 9-5 Job is Secure and Air-Conditioned!

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    Are you tired of the boring old 9-5 grind? Do you dream of escaping the confines of your air-conditioned office? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with craziness and chaos.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of zombie chickens comes charging at you. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when a group of friendly creepers decides to join in on the fun. Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so exciting!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the virtual world of our server. Some say it’s guarded by a giant flying pig, while others claim it’s protected by a pack of ninja wolves. Are you brave enough to uncover the truth?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundanity of your office job and join us on our wacky Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual snacks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing bigger than our news is our sense of humor! Join us for some LOLz tomorrow!

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    Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing bigger than our news is our sense of humor! Join us for some LOLz tomorrow!

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    Get ready to have your mind blown tomorrow on our Minecraft server! We’ve got some big announcements coming your way, and trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness.

    Rumor has it that we’ll be introducing a new mob called the “Disco Llama” that will boogie down with you whenever you play your favorite tunes. And don’t even get me started on the new enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing.

    But that’s not all – we’re also unveiling a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions.

    So mark your calendars and get ready for the most epic day of announcements on our Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity that’s about to go down!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Jamie Haines SMP

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    Jamie Haines SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Jamie Haines SMP is a friendly community driven survival multiplayer server, with a friendly community, willing to teach new players, and oldcomers alike, this server is relatively new, so you can build the community together. This server has friendly useful active moderators on majority of the time, anything like new ideas and complaints can be taken up with them :)))))) xDDDDDD LOL ROFL LMAO

    37.10.102.135

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Necropolis: Geriatric Edition – Not your grandma’s PvE server! 18+

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    Necropolis: Geriatric Edition – Not your grandma’s PvE server! 18+

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    Strictly Medieval 3 Server Information

    Server World Status Up for a week
    Server Version v19
    Server Rules Stick to 18+ rule, be mindful of others, ask before claiming next to others, avoid causing unnecessary lag
    Discord Server Join Discord Server

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there an age requirement for this server? Players must be 18 or older to join.
    What version of Minecraft is required? The server is using version v19.
    Are there any specific rules to follow? Stick to the 18+ rule, be mindful of others, ask before claiming next to others, avoid causing unnecessary lag.
    Where can I find more information about the server? You can join the Discord server at the link provided above.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Kekistan – AYYRAB TO /POL/ Server

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    Crafty Kekistan – AYYRAB TO /POL/ Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow gamers! The Saudi here, and I just wanted to let you know that this Minecraft server is my new waifu. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was mining for diamonds and out of nowhere, a creeper popped up and started dancing the Macarena. It was the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen in Minecraft, and that’s when I knew this server was something special.

    But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT, and even participate in epic llama races across the map. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the zombies are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Creepin’ Craft: Where Vampires Fear to Tread

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    Creepin’ Craft: Where Vampires Fear to Tread

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old vampire games where you have to follow the rules of some ancient bloodline? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect urban fantasy playground for you!

    Join us and create your own unique character with powers beyond your wildest imagination. Want to be a werewolf with the ability to summon thunderstorms at will? Done. How about a witch who can turn your enemies into harmless bunnies? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city where mythical creatures roam free and ancient artifacts wait to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with candy and unicorns, but only the bravest adventurers have dared to find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest urban fantasy adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SangriaCraft: Where the only thing straight is the pixels! Cheers to 18+ fun on a Semi-Sweet Vanilla server!

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    SangriaCraft: Where the only thing straight is the pixels! Cheers to 18+ fun on a Semi-Sweet Vanilla server!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name SangriaCraft
    Version 1.20.5
    Whitelist System Implemented

    Overview:

    At SangriaCraft, our mission is to cultivate a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for for players to come together and play Minecraft without overbearing restrictions or fun ruining players. We offer various community events, competitions, and dedicated project channels on our Discord. Join our whitelist system to join a community of passionate Minecraft enthusiasts eager to share a great time together.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    How can I join SangriaCraft?

    To join SangriaCraft, you can follow the link provided in the server’s Discord channel to fill out a whitelist application. Make sure to take your time filling out the application and check the #Applications channel for information on the plugins and datapacks being used.

    What kind of events does SangriaCraft host?

    SangriaCraft hosts various events for its community, such as the Diamond Treasure Expedition and The Dazzling Easter Egg Extravaganza. These events offer players the chance to collect rare items and unlock rewards, fostering friendships and creativity within the community.

    How does SangriaCraft prioritize community input?

    SangriaCraft values transparency and community input, openly sharing financials and allowing feedback to shape decisions. Polls for changes require an 80% approval rating for implementation, and failed polls are reviewed to understand community preferences and potential for adjustments.

    What are the recent changes on SangriaCraft?

    Recent changes on SangriaCraft include enabling auto crafters along with new tuff and copper blocks for members to use in their builds. Stay updated on server changes through the Discord channel and announcements.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyFantasy – Where Endwalkers Meet for LOLs

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    CraftyFantasy – Where Endwalkers Meet for LOLs

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further than this epic server that will transport you to a whole new world of adventure and excitement! 🌟🎮

    🚀 Join us for Early Access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and get ready for the ride of your life! 🚀

    🔥 Release Date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready to dive into the action! 🔥

    🌈 Our promotional site will have you feeling like you’re in a Final Fantasy world, so don’t miss out on all the fun! 🌈

    🎉 In-game events include a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration that will have you battling monsters and saving kingdoms until May 8! Plus, a Yo-kai Watch Event rerun that will keep you on your toes until Patch 7.0! 🎉

    🌟 But wait, there’s more! Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, PvP Series 5, Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells, and meetups that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between! 🌟

    🚀 So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and let the adventure begin! 🚀

    🌈 Previous players have raved about the experience, so don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement that awaits you! 🌈

    🎮 See you in the game, adventurer! 🎮

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BoomerCraft: Where Oldies Rule and Youngsters Drool!

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    BoomerCraft: Where Oldies Rule and Youngsters Drool!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have built a whole new world for you to explore and create in! But let’s be real, the real reason you should join is for our totally outrageous and hilarious forums. We’ve got a section dedicated to discussing the most ridiculous and offensive jokes you can think of. Trust us, you’ll never run out of things to laugh at.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for turning boys into men. That’s right, we have a special training program that will toughen you up and make you a true warrior in the world of Minecraft. Say goodbye to being a wimpy player and hello to being a total boss.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft player. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we’re here to make sure you have a blast. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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