witchy guidance Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

/qa/ won btw Minecraft server

btw, Community, Competition, forum, long tail tag, Minecraft, Q&A, question and answer, Server, success, Victory, Won

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magic Items Found:	2417	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is ruled by the almighty /qa/! That’s right, the most powerful and hilarious board on 4chan has taken over and things are getting wild.

Join our server if you want to experience epic battles between Pepe and Wojak, witness rare sightings of Shrek and his swamp, and even participate in dance-offs with the infamous Trollface. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that allow you to ride on Nyan Cat while shooting rainbows at your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword enchanted with the power of Rick Astley’s never-ending song. And rumor has it, if you can find the secret disco party hidden deep within the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. /qa/ won btw, and you can too!

Sure I Was High On Power And Made You Minecraft SMP

bad guy, BETRAYAL, chilli necklace, DOMINANCE, good guy, Help, HIGH, high on power, Manipulation, Minecraft, Necklace, power, Redemption, Revenge, Rivalry, sibling rivalry, smp, take back, Title, turning against, twin brother

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5112
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Emeralds Found:	655
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	176
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayal is just a part of the game! Join us if you’re ready to navigate through a world where players will do anything for that coveted red chilli necklace.

Sure, maybe I turned your twin brother against you and made you my little Minecraft minion, but hey, that’s just part of the fun! And yes, I may have screwed you out of a title three times, but now I need your help to reclaim my precious red chilli necklace from your sneaky little brother.

So come on, join us and experience the chaos and madness of our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what insane adventures and ridiculous schemes await you in this unpredictable world!

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Anonymous fortune, Anonymous luck, Anonymous luck prediction, Anonymous numerology, Anonymous prediction, average luck, Average luck fortune, Average luck numerology, Average luck prediction, banana, blocky, fortune, fortune telling, LUCK, Luck prediction, Luck reading, Minecraft, No. 926575372, numerology, Numerology fortune, Numerology prediction, Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Towns Built:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Divine Spears Created:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted the power to turn all sheep into flying unicorns.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Your fortune may be average luck, but your adventure will be anything but average on our server!

Footy Frenzy Minecraft SMP

“Youth, 17 year old, activism, Ageism, Competition, discrimination, Diversity, Domination, football, footy, Frenzy, influence, leadership, LGBTQ, Minecraft, political implications, power dynamics, representation, smp, social change, societal norms, sports, Stereotypes, twinks

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the political landscape is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Imagine a world where football is no longer ruled by seasoned pros, but by a group of 17-year-old twinks who kick butt on the field and in the voting booth.

Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between rival factions led by these young football phenoms. Will they use their power for good or for evil? Only time will tell as alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret society of llama-riding wizards who control the weather with their magical powers. Want to join their ranks and become a master of the elements? Just watch out for the mischievous pandas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience the thrill of political intrigue, epic football showdowns, and llama-riding wizards all in one place? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | CLEAN SPAWN! Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, clean spawn, Community, cultural phenomenon, Exploration, game modes, GOLD, gopniks, gypsies, Interaction, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Roleplay, Server, TUSA

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Anarchy, gopniks, gold, gypsies – you will find all this on TUSA!

Minecraft is a game that has become a true cultural phenomenon, and one of its most exciting aspects is its multiplayer servers. Servers provide players with a unique opportunity to interact with each other, build, explore and participate in various game modes. In this article, we’ll take a closer look at how Minecraft servers work, the different types of servers, and what makes them so popular among players.

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Covid Craft Minecraft Server

community spread, coronavirus, covid, Covid-19, Craft, economic impact, essential workers, global health crisis, healthcare system, long-term effects, mask mandate, mental health, Minecraft, pandemic, public health emergency, Quarantine, remote work, Server, social distancing, travel restrictions, vaccine distribution, vaccine hesitancy., virus outbreak

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Join our Minecraft server where Covid started almost 5 years ago…but don’t worry, it’s only contagious in-game! Explore our virus-infested world where the only cure is to mine diamonds and build epic structures.

Need a break from the chaos? Take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or ride our rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Don’t forget to watch out for the zombie pigmen throwing toilet paper rolls at you – they’re our resident hoarders!

Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so…viral?

Struggling Minecraft SMP Economy

budgeting, economic challenges, economic crisis, economic difficulties, economic downturn, Economy, financial burden, financial crisis, financial hardship, financial instability, financial stress, financial struggle, financial woes, job loss, job market, Minecraft, recession, saving money, smp, Struggling, struggling to make ends meet, unemployment

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Dimension Hops:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of grinding in the real world economy? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where diamonds are the currency and you can become a virtual billionaire overnight! Who needs a job when you can just mine for your riches?

”’I want to escape reality and live in a fantasy world.”’

Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is like a magical land where you can build your dream castle, ride unicorns, and battle dragons. Who needs real life drama when you can create your own epic adventures in our virtual world?

”’I need a break from my annoying neighbors.”’

Say no more! On our Minecraft SMP, you can build your own secluded fortress far away from any pesky neighbors. No more loud parties or nosy neighbors snooping around your business. It’s just you, your blocky paradise, and maybe a few friendly creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and escape the struggles of real life with some virtual fun!

”da Wacky Wose Minecraft Server”

Beautiful, Blooming, Bouquet, celebration, da wose, floral, flower, Fragrance, garden, gift, long tail tags, love, Minecraft, Nature, petals, Red Roses, Romantic, roses, Server, symbol, thorns, Valentine’s Day, Wacky, WOSE

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	New Chunks Explored:	380561
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to da wose Minecraft server, where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are afraid of kittens.

Why should you join da wose? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, llama architects at your service!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the heart of our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. All you have to do is find the magical rainbow sheep who will guide you to its hidden entrance.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join da wose Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

ZOE BROS! Minecraft SMP

actress, ass, bottom to top, bros, camera pans, Drama, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, explicit, good day, lioness, making out, Minecraft, nudity, Premiere, Recapped, Sexy, shower scene, smp, television, tv show, Zoë, Zoe Bros, Zoe Saldana

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve who loves to hoard shiny things.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for Zoe Saldana and her shower shenanigans – things tend to get a little steamy around here!

Sky Trails Minecraft Server

Day 1 release, DELAY, English Dub, English release, localization, Minecraft, News, PC, ps4, PS5, remake, Remakes, Server, Shareholder Meeting, SIGNING, SKY, Sky the 1st, Switch, switch 2, Trails, trails in the sky, Trails in the Sky the First, XSeed

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Endless Night Skies:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or surprises? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for!

Join our server and be the first to explore the brand new Sky the 1st world, filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you sell enough diamonds in the game, the other remakes will happen faster – talk about power of persuasion!

But wait, there’s more! We have a 50/50 chance of getting an English dub for the game, so you can finally understand what those pesky villagers are saying. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’re even discussing some sort of delay just to keep things interesting.

Get ready for a Day 1 English release like you’ve never seen before, available on PS4, PS5, and Switch at first. But don’t worry, Switch 2 and PC players can join in on the fun a year later. Stay tuned for more exciting news at our December shareholder meeting – it’s going to be a blast!