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VacayExclusion Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Communication, consequences, cousin, discipline, Drama, exclusion, family trip, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overprotective, Petty, Police, resort, Safety, Server, Trust, vacation, vacation activities, VacayExclusion

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning reality.

Picture this: you’re out exploring the town with your family on a vacation, when suddenly a slightly drunk man named London starts flirting with you and your underage twin sister and cousin. But wait, it gets crazier! Your cousin blows the whole situation out of proportion, leading to the police getting involved and your parents banning you from going out on your own.

But fear not, on our server, you can experience all the drama and chaos without any real-life consequences. Join us for a wild ride filled with overprotective parents, misunderstandings, and petty revenge. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and buckle up for the craziest adventure of your life!

GraduationGriefCraft

ALARM, CAR, ceremony, chain, crying, disc lock, entitled brat, ENTITLEMENT, family, Fist Fight, graduation gowns, GraduationGriefCraft, high school graduation, MOTORCYCLE, photos, posing, ripped gown, rotor, TANK, working on, Yelling

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Runes Activated:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of entitled brats ruining your motorcycle vibes? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no one will sit on your virtual bike without permission! Our server is so secure, even your chain won’t get caught in any gowns.

Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual world on your pixelated motorcycle, when suddenly you hear an alarm go off. You rush to your bike and find two girls in graduation gowns sitting on it, with their friends taking photos. But fear not, on our server, you can yell at them to get the F off without any repercussions!

And if any dads try to start a fist fight with you, don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server now and let out your frustrations in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild?

RespectCraft: The Joke’s On You

complete joke, diminished status, disgrace, Disrespected, Downfall, fallen from grace, former glory, former greatness, former prestige, highly respected, jokes, Laughingstock, lost credibility, mockery, no longer admired, now ridiculed, once revered, outdated ideals, public perception, reputation, RespectCraft, tarnished image

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1824	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	158

The answer is our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a rule that every player must wear a chicken suit at all times. Why, you ask? Because chickens are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, of course!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. To get in, you must defeat a horde of dancing zombies with your best dance moves. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds.

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt, where players must follow a trail of exploding pigs to find the hidden loot. It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) adventure!

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that being a complete joke could be so much fun?

CartCraft: Smooth & Wobble-Free!

cartcraft, convenience, convenience store, Durable, efficient, Frustration, grocery cart, grocery store, hassle-free, maintenance, non-wobbly, Quality, rare experience, Reliable, shopping, Smooth, smooth ride, smooth running, Stability, STURDY, supermarket, wheels, WobbleFree

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of those janky, wobbly grocery cart servers, then you gotta check out this epic Minecraft server! We got carts smoother than a baby’s bottom, I’m talkin’ next level smoothness that’ll make you question reality.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll ride grocery carts through mystical lands, battling evil mobs and collecting epic loot. But watch out, because there’s a rumor that the carts are actually sentient and have a mind of their own. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of grocery cart enthusiasts who worship the almighty shopping trolley. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the cart cult, and maybe even become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of grocery cart madness like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

AI deception, BoomerCraft, Boomers, Deception, Easily fooled, easily tricked, generation gap, gift card scams, gullible, Indian scammers, lack of critical thinking, lack of savviness, Manipulation, Minecraft, Naive, older generation, Server, susceptible, technology illiterate, Trusting, trusting nature, unquestioning, vulnerable

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Animals Bred:	197
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a genius compared to boomers? Look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even boomers can’t resist joining (and getting totally confused in the process).

Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your fellow players with your superior savviness. Watch as boomers struggle to navigate the virtual world, while you effortlessly dominate with your quick wit and sharp skills.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to laugh at the hilarious antics of boomers trying to keep up in a world that’s just too fast-paced for them. Join our server today and show those naive boomers who’s boss!

30yoGF Minecraft Server

30 year old girlfriend, 30yoGF, age discrimination, age gap, age preference, age stereotypes, ageist beliefs, compatibility, DATING, dating standards, deserving love, finding love, generational differences, long-term relationships, love without boundaries, Maturity, Minecraft, partner preference, relationship expectations, relationships, Server, societal norms, Zoomer

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7872
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Star Shards Collected:	198
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing for a companion to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find the perfect match – a 30-year-old girlfriend! Say goodbye to those pesky zoomer whores and hello to a mature partner who knows the difference between redstone and lapis lazuli.

Join our server and embark on epic quests together, build magnificent structures side by side, and maybe even start a virtual family complete with pixelated pets. Who needs a real-life relationship when you can have a Minecraft romance that will last for eternity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your perfect player two. Because in the world of Minecraft, love knows no age limits.

AloneAt21Craft

21f, 28f, alone, AloneAt21Craft, conditioned, Diabetic, Fight, freedom, Guilt, insisting, Mother, nerves, room, Scared, sister, sleep alone, spoiled, traumatic life, travel, ungrateful

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you tired of feeling like a piece of sht in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny! No more nagging mothers forcing you to sleep in weird rooms with your sister, no more guilt trips for falling asleep on calls with your bf. On our server, you can build your own diabetes-friendly kingdom and never have to check your sugar levels again (unless you want to, of course). Plus, we have a strict no guilt policy – so go ahead and travel with your bf wherever you want, no permission needed! Say goodbye to feeling like the biggest spoiled ungrateful piece of shit ever, and hello to a world where you can be whoever you want to be. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

CraftyCash, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2707	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	1195	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

If you won 100 million dollars, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – buried deep within our virtual world is a hidden treasure worth even more than your newfound fortune! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its location and claim it for themselves. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter, from flying pigs to rainbow-colored llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

ButtonBloopersMC

Button, ButtonBloopersMC, Caution, consequences, consequences of curiosity, Curiosity, curiosity killed the cat, do not press, Forbidden, forbidden fruit, Mysterious, office humor, office mischief, office prank, secret, temptation, Warning, Workplace, workplace antics, workplace shenanigans

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you pressed the “do not press this button” button at your workplace? Well, on our Minecraft server, pressing that button will transport you to a secret underground lair filled with diamonds, gold, and a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will guide you on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle zombie pigmen with rubber chickens, and build a castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always press the “do not press this button” button for maximum fun!

MissileMayhemCraft

air defence, Alliance, Allies, Defense, defense capabilities, defense policy, defense strategy, defense systems, diplomat, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, MissileMayhemCraft, Missiles, nato, nato allies, NATO targets, SECURITY, Targets, tougher targets

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta defend ur base from creepers and zombies and stuff? well, this server is like that but ON STEROIDS. we got air defense and missiles, bro. u gotta protect ur base from enemy attacks from the SKY. it’s like a warzone up in here. join our server if u wanna feel the adrenaline rush of defending ur base from aerial attacks. trust me, it’s gonna be LIT. NATO ain’t got nothin on us, we’re the real deal. come join the madness, if u dare.