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No_Windows_No_Problem Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s keeping track?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a giant talking chicken who challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best moves and suddenly, your character gains the ability to fly (because why not?). As you soar through the sky, you come across a secret underground lair filled with treasure and…wait, is that a group of llamas playing poker? Only on our server, my friend.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mods that turn all the creepers into friendly kittens and every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your honor. Plus, our server runs on a super lightweight, modified edition of Windows that not only boosts your gaming performance but also comes with a built-in disco mode for those impromptu dance parties.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride!).

AI DEGEN erated Art and Porn Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, Clean up duty, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGEN, DEGENerated Art, Embeddings, erated, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, LoRa Training, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, smp, Tags for Prompting

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Gods Slained:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Clean up duty edition where we clean up the mess left behind by all the creepers and zombies.

Previous shenanigans on /perverts/ include building giant statues of Steve twerking, creating a roller coaster that sends you straight into a pit of lava, and organizing a sheep fashion show where the best-dressed sheep wins a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! We have a ComfyUI for the experienced players, an Automatic1111 for the beginners who want to dive into the madness, and even a Forge (A1111 Fork) for those who like to mix things up.

FAQ? Who needs that when you can just wing it and hope for the best! Our Link Hub will lead you down a rabbit hole of memes, inside jokes, and questionable decisions.

Join us for LoRa Training where we teach you how to communicate with the Ender Dragon using only a potato and a stick. And don’t forget to check out our AMD GPU section where we discuss the best shaders to make your game look like a psychedelic trip through the Nether.

So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. Join us now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and turn everything into obsidian!

LoveCraftedMC

baby names, Childhood, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotions, family, first love, husband, Insecurity, irrational, love, LoveCraftedMC, Memories, Naming, parenting, past relationships, popular names, relationships, Son, Wife

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5177	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Alien Abductions:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of choosing the perfect name for your in-game character! Just like this guy who refused to let his son be named after his wife’s first love, you too can avoid awkward situations by joining our server.

Imagine the chaos that would ensue if you accidentally named your character after your partner’s high school crush! Avoid the drama and join our server, where you can choose any name you want without any emotional baggage attached.

Don’t let your in-game adventures be overshadowed by past relationships and questionable baby name choices. Join our server and game on without any worries about naming conflicts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual love story while you’re at it!

CringeCraft SMP

attention seeking, attention-grabbing, boundary-pushing, controversial, cringe, CringeCraft, Edgy, EXTREME, fashion, faux-edgy, nonconformist, outlandish, Provocative, Rebellion, shock value, smp, social media, Style, trend, Try Hard, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unconventional

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

MineCraftyLove

Bonding, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Deep Conversations, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, getting to know you, good questions, intimacy building, lead to intimacy, love language, meaningful conversations, MineCraftyLove, open-ended questions, personal questions, Relationship Building, relationship growth, soulmate, trust building, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

CraftyGhanaianWarriors

Africa, African diaspora, appeal for help, Conflict, conflict zone, CraftyGhanaianWarriors, crisis situation, eastern europe, Fighting, foreign fighters, Ghanaian men, humanitarian crisis, International, lured, occupied Ukraine, plea for assistance, russia, soldiers, support needed, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Potions Brewed:	176	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Animals Bred:	198
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!

Eternity SMP

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla SMP Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Towny PvP Roleplay Parkour Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Survival Games HCF KitPvP Hardcore Modded Adventure Build Battle

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Potions Brewed:	119	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

eternitysmp.net:25577

Astrify SMP

Astrify SMP, Cross-Play, Features, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Mods, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6927	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

play.astrify.net

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

Campaign, community engagement, creativity, Dedication, determination, digital strategy, Feature, forum, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, online activism, persistence, Petition, petitioned, product development, Server, social media, success, Thread, user experience, user feedback, viral marketing

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

SisTallProbsMC

Assumptions, attractive, body image, character in a book, Communication, Confidence, Dominant, family dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, ideal type, Insecurity, masculine, Personal preferences, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SisTallProbsMC, societal standards, STRONG, validation

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3040

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!