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Dreamers’ Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, alcohol, bold, Candid, Carefree, confession, Dreamers, drunk texting, dumb, emotions, feelings, Haven, Heartfelt, Honesty, IMPULSIVE, intoxicated, plastered, RECKLESS, Unfiltered, uninhibited, uninhibited expression, vulnerable, wrote

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1503
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. I was so wasted and I just spilled my heart out to this chick, like who even does that? But hey, who cares, right? This server is like a wild ride, just like my drunken texts. Trust me, you won’t regret it, or maybe you will, but who gives a shit? Just join and let’s get crazy together!

CheckOutLineChaos

Assholes, cc processing, checkout line, CheckOutLineChaos, consideration, couple, Courtesy, Disgruntled, end of the line, Etiquette, eye rolling, fast checkout, forgetful, fully checked out, grocery store, husband, last minute, Sensitive, shopping, waiting in line, Wife

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Are you tired of being judged for trying to save time at the grocery store? Join our Minecraft server where you can tap to pay before the cashier even finishes ringing you out, without any eye rolls or disapproving looks!

Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can forget items on your grocery list, send your husband to grab them, and still check out without any hassle. No need to worry about going back to the end of the line here!

We understand the struggle of trying to save time and avoid the dreaded grocery store line. So come join us and experience a world where you can shop in peace without any judgment. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual groceries along the way!

HeartbreakCraft SMP

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, emotional pain, forgiveness, growth, healing, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, inner peace, letting go, lost love, Love Lost, moving on, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Magic Items Found:	3424	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	113

Yo, so like, forget about that heartbreak and come join our epic Minecraft SMP! We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro! And get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, they’re chill as long as you bring them seeds as tribute.

We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you three wishes if you can find it. One player wished for a pet dragon and now they have to deal with it burning down their house every time they log on.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends with everyone? He keeps leaving explosive gifts for players to find, it’s a blast! Literally.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there. Just watch out for the chicken overlords, they mean business.

MapleCraft: US Edition

annexation, Canada, collaboration, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, global impact, Government, international relations, MapleCraft, national identity, North America, North American Union, Partnership, Politics, potential merger, Province, SOVEREIGNTY, united states, Unity

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	3782	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	58	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where Canada takes over the United States and turns it into their 11th province. That’s right, on our server, you can explore the wacky world of Canadamerica! Build igloos in New York City, ride moose through the streets of Los Angeles, and mine for maple syrup in the Grand Canyon. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

PathNet PvP Minecraft Server

Bloomberg News, breach notification, competitors, confidential information, Corporate Espionage, Cyber Security, data breach, Data Protection, Edward Coristine, executive, Information Security, insider threat, June 2022, leaking internal information, legal action, Minecraft, Path Network, PathNet, privacy violation, PvP, security breach, Server, terminated, Termination

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got rid of Edward for being a snitch and leaking all our secrets to the competition. Like, who does that, right? Join our server and you’ll be safe from all the sneaky snitches out there. Plus, we have the best block parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and drama. So come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together. Let’s show Edward what he’s missing out on!

CanuckCraft2020

annex, border, business leaders, Canada, CanuckCraft2020, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, negotiations, North America, Politics, real thing, SOVEREIGNTY, summit, threat, Trade, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna annex canada”? well, trudeau was all like “yo, that’s a real thing, eh?” but like, don’t worry about all that political drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet creeper that won’t explode on u. so forget about real life problems and come chill with us in our crazy minecraft world! eh?

The Banana

adventurers, banana, Banana SMP, Biomes, Builders, city center, Difficulty, Discord, landscapes, Livestock, modlist, modpacks, Mods, Neighborhoods, paths, Rewards, season three, shadows, shopping district, smp, Traders, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Banana SMP: Season Three

Overview
This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can: Choose your Origin Claim your home in one of 5 unique neighborhoods or go solo Explore a world of creativity and adventure

About Banana City
Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths Features neighborhoods for every playstyle: Suburbs: Scenic homes for builders and decorators Inner City: Perfect for teams or those craving community Rural Areas: Ideal for farming and livestock enthusiasts

Community Built, Player Driven
Help shape the City Center and trade goods at our bustling shopping district!

Challenge Awaits
With increased difficulty, the shadows hide danger—but the rewards are worth it.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join Banana SMP?	To join Banana SMP, you can check out our Modpack and Modlist on CurseForge and join our Discord server to get whitelisted.
Are there specific rules in Banana SMP?	Yes, we have community guidelines and rules that all players must adhere to in order to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
What type of gameplay can I expect in Banana SMP?	Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or trader, Banana SMP offers a diverse range of gameplay experiences to cater to different playstyles.

Brothers Realm 1.21

ass writing, Blood, bros, brothers, Dark, death-by-rape, decent tactics, elf girl, fantasy anime, goblin slayer, Goblins, good anime, Greenskins, Gritty, guild-receptionist, late to the party, Murdered, ogre rape, priestess, Psycho, raped, Realm, retarded, Stabbing, Throat, Tortured, water gate-scroll

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crops Grown:	5133
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Yo, so like, forget about all that dark and gritty shit, come join our Minecraft server for a wild time! We don’t have any filthy greenskins raping and torturing elf-girls here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

Plus, our Priestess won’t have to watch anyone get murdered by goblins, because we keep things PG-13 around here. And forget about holding oven doors shut with miracles, we’ve got all the water gates you could ever need. No ogre rape on our watch!

So, if you’re tired of all that drama and want to hang out with guild-receptionist girl best girl, then hop on our server for some epic adventures. Who needs dark and gritty when you’ve got blocks and building, am I right? See you there, bros!

BlueberryMuffinCraft Server

#unwell, aita, all ages, anger, appreciate, baby cakes, baking, Birthday, blueberry muffins, BlueberryMuffinCraft, Boyfriend, celebrate, confusion, Gesture, ingredients, low sugar, Muffins, multiple sitting, recipe, refusal, Server, Treat

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of baking blueberry muffins for ungrateful boyfriends on their birthdays? Come join our Minecraft server where you can bake virtual cakes for yourself and your virtual friends without any drama!

On our server, you can bake as many muffins as you want without anyone accusing you of making “baby cakes.” Plus, our virtual muffins are loaded with sugar for that extra sweet treat!

Join us now and leave the real-life muffin drama behind. Let’s bake some pixelated goodies and have a blast together!

DoggoCraft

ableist, Accommodation, allergic reaction, allergy medication, allergy meds, Birthday Party, DoggoCraft, family, family dynamics, family gathering, Friends, party planning, pet allergies, private bar, private room, ptsd, PTSD service dog, refusal, service dog, severe allergy, social etiquette

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6098	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we throw epic birthday parties for our virtual spouses at a pixelated brewery! We have private rooms with our own virtual bars, where you can invite all your blocky friends and family (up to 60 players) to celebrate in style.

But beware, we have a cousin with a PTSD service dog in our virtual world, and if you have a severe allergy to virtual dogs, cats, and horses, you might start feeling like virtual crap. Don’t worry, you can always take virtual allergy meds, but who needs those when you can just ask the cousin to leave their virtual dog at home?

If you refuse to accommodate our virtual cousin and their virtual dog, be prepared for a virtual uproar! You might even be called a virtual ableist and have some virtual family members refuse to attend the party. But hey, it’s all in good fun in our wacky Minecraft server.

So join us for a wild and crazy time, where virtual drama unfolds and virtual parties are always a blast. Are you ready to dive into the madness? Join us now and let the virtual festivities begin!