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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 5050 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 55 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 |
Join us and experience the thrill of secretly adopting a Minecraft dog behind your parents’ backs! Just like this stepdaughter, you can claim it’s for your mental health and see how long you can hide it before they find out. Will you be able to keep your virtual pet safe and sound in our pixelated world?
Don’t worry about being made homeless like this stepdaughter claims – on our server, you can build your own virtual house and live happily ever after with your Minecraft dog by your side. So come join us and let’s see if you can handle the responsibility of owning a virtual pet without getting caught!