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LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Votes:	6476	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Mines Excavated:	1625
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Towns Built:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Ores Mined:	3482	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Towns Built:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Emeralds Found:	8840	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Void Gems Collected:	34	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

AlcoCraft Minecraft server

1.19, 1.8, AlcoCraft, Bed wars, minecraft server, Parkour

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5

The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19

81.176.176.175

MineModulate

#exciting, Active, Adventure, Claiming, community-driven, Engaging Community, Free Rank, Freeranks, Gaming, Good Staff, join now, lag-free experience, Minecraft, MineModulate, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Reimagined, Server, star levels, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ores Mined:	8532	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	15

MineModulate

Survival Reimagined

LevelsFREE RANKClaimingLag-free

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play.minemodulate.com

👑 Hermit servers season 9: Vanilla Survival with a Hint of Chaos, Just like Real Life!

active community, bedrock, business district, Chaos, cross-platform, Discord, Elected positions, Hermit, HermitCraft Inspired, hermitservers, Hint, java, King, Life, Major player events, MINISTERS, mob/player heads, Player made mega bases, real, Season, Servers, shopping district, smp, socials, Survival, Tribal towns, Vanilla, visual/fun add ons, weekly events, Whitelisted server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Minecraft Server Overview
Season	9th season
Gameplay	Hermitcraft inspired
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Features	Shopping district, business district, mob/player heads, visual/fun add ons, player events, elected positions, tribal towns, player made mega bases, whitelisted server, weekly events, active community
Socials	Discord Server

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by joining the Discord server linked above and following the instructions provided there.

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Are there any player events on the server?

A: Yes, there are major player events happening all the time, creating a fun and engaging community experience.

Q: What are the elected positions on the server?

A: The server includes elected positions such as king and ministers, allowing players to take on leadership roles and contribute to the server’s governance.

Q: Can players collaborate in tribal towns?

A: Yes, players have the opportunity to work together in tribal towns, fostering teamwork and creating a sense of community within the server.

Q: Are there any social media accounts for the server?

A: Yes, you can find more information and updates by following hermitservers on social media platforms.

CastleQuest Minecraft Server

Adventure, bowser, Castle, CastleQuest, Coins, Damsel in Distress, defeat the villain, Gaming, Hero, long tail tags, Mario, Minecraft, Nintendo, platformer, power ups, princess, Quest, rescue, save the princess, Server, super mario bros, toad, video game

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Farms Harvested:	774	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3771	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Tired of searching for your princess in all the wrong castles? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, your princess is in EVERY castle! That’s right, we’ve got princesses galore just waiting for you to rescue them and win their hearts (and maybe some diamonds too).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a boogie like you’ve never seen before!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the server, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Don’t miss your chance to ride a unicorn into battle against the creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. Your princess (and a whole lot more) await!