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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 5427 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Runes Activated: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!