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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 7210 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 13 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!