Why I Broke Every Rule in this Minecraft SMP… Minecraft Servers

Jumpmoore Kingdom

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	New Chunks Explored:	424551
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Villages Defended:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome travelers to Jumpmoore Kingdom, an RPG Parkour Server. A server filled with parkour courses in the form of dungeons surrounded by unique intricate details and architecture built with passion by the MMoC’s Building team. Join us! Java version 1.21-1.21.1

Play.jumpmoore.net

Decade Edge Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Potions Brewed:	57
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your sensitive dick won’t stop you from having a great time! Our server is so exciting and intense, it will make you forget all about your edging struggles.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or edge of your dick, in your case). Our community is so welcoming and supportive, you’ll feel right at home even with your throbbing member.

So come on, leave your edging worries behind and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe all that excitement will even cure your sensitivity issues. It’s worth a shot, right?

> Will lose 300 million people in the next… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	5119	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is falling apart? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the impending doom of losing 300 million people in the next 20 years! Our economy may be dead, but our virtual real estate market is booming! Plus, who needs a tech sector when you can build redstone contraptions all day long? Don’t let Trump cuck you again, come join us in our failed state by 2030 and let’s build a better future together…or at least have a good laugh before it all goes to hell!

What is the IP for Cash Minecraft Server?

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ores Mined:	3887
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Runes Activated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Cash is a talented musician known for his unique blend of country and rock music. With a distinctive voice and heartfelt lyrics, he has captured the hearts of fans all over the world. Hailing from Nashville, Cash has been making music for over a decade and continues to impress audiences with his soulful performances. He is a true artist who stays true to his roots while pushing the boundaries of traditional genres.

MCH server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Vanilla SMP server by MCH170.

mc.mch170.com

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just give you the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic 11 weeks of your life as you embark on wild adventures, battle mythical creatures, and build the craziest structures you can imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time a player rode a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies and actually won! Or how about the time a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon? And let’s not forget the legendary treasure hunt where players dug up diamonds the size of their heads!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles, crazy mini-games, and even a weekly dance party at the village square. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you feel right at home.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the most insane 11 weeks of Minecraft madness you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBlack Co. Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a rollercoaster.

Join us if you want to be part of a community where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are just part of the game. We’ve had players build secret underground bases, start fake wars for fun, and even create their own currency (which is just stacks of dirt, but hey, it’s something).

But beware, once you join, there’s no going back. Our evil overlord, Cover, has a way of keeping players trapped in the server forever. Rumor has it that if you try to leave, your Minecraft character will turn into a holodrone and be forced to mine diamonds for eternity.

So come join us, if you dare. Just remember, there’s no grand graduation goodbye here. Once you’re in, you’re in for life. Or at least until the server crashes.

Beardmens.cc

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to Beardmens.cc! Our goal is to create a chill and friendly space where you can relax with friends and enjoy Minecraft the way it was meant to be—simple, fun, and close to vanilla. Think of us as ‘French Vanilla’: a little more flavorful than plain vanilla, but never overloaded with plugins. We focus on simplicity and aim to provide a server that’s easygoing and full of good vibes. Ready to join the fun? Connect with us today at Beardmens.cc!

beardmens.cc

Holy Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the second coming of Jesus Christ himself! That’s right, Jesus is a Minecraft player now and he’s here to spread love, peace, and epic loot drops to all who join.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky zombie villagers trying to convert you to their undead cult. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

Concept Art Mogs The Final Design Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Zombie Dances:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5850	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined this server and discovered a secret underground city filled with diamonds and rare loot. But beware, there’s a rumor that a giant chicken boss guards the entrance, so bring your best sword and armor!

But that’s not all! Our server has custom mobs that will blow your mind. Imagine fighting a zombie that shoots fireballs or a creeper that explodes into a rainbow of colors. It’s like a party in every battle!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our concept art mogs the final design. What does that even mean? Who knows, but it sounds cool, right? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!