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Adulting in Minecraft SMP

acceptance, adulting, Boundaries, communication skills, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, growth mindset., life experience, Maturity, maturity in relationships, Minecraft, patience, perspective, resilience, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, smp, wisdom

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Enchantments Applied:	197	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude. We got diamonds for days, like literally everywhere. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like super chill and just wanna hang out with you.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a big family, except we all live in different biomes. We have epic events like llama races and chicken jousting. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base full of treasure.

And if you’re looking for some intellectual stimulation, we have deep philosophical discussions about the meaning of life while riding pigs off cliffs. Only the most mature players can handle it, bro. So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself.

SnackCraftersAnonymous

comfort food, comfort snack, cravings, favorite indulgence, favorite junk food, favorite snack, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure snack, indulgence, Junk Food, snack addiction, snack cravings, SnackCraftersAnonymous, unhealthy choices, unhealthy cravings, unhealthy eating, unhealthy food, unhealthy habits, unhealthy snack, unhealthy snack choices, unhealthy treats

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dimension Hops:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can snack on is virtual bread and apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a never-ending buffet of the most unhealthy snacks you can imagine! From deep-fried diamond nuggets to creeper-shaped cupcakes, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Snack Master, a mysterious player who can summon snacks out of thin air! Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Snack Master in a snack-eating contest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited snacks for life!

So come join us on our server and indulge in all the unhealthy snacks your heart desires. Just be sure to have a stack of napkins handy – things might get messy!

CraftyCanuckz

Allies, analyst, Brewing, Canada, Conflict, CraftyCanuckz, Dangerous, Diplomacy, economic impact, foreign policy, international relations, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, Tariffs, Tensions, Threats, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join because, like, trump is threatening canada and there’s, like, something dangerous brewing, you know? like, you gotta escape the chaos and come chill with us in minecraft land.

we got, like, crazy adventures and, like, insane stories to tell. one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of chickens. it was, like, total mayhem, man.

come join us and, like, build the most epic base ever. we’ll protect you from all the craziness happening in the real world. trust me, you won’t regret it. join now before it’s too late, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Orgasm Oasis: Girls Rule, Boys Drool!

adolescent girls, Boys, Drool, gender differences, gender disparities, Girls, girls partnered with girls, heterosexual relationships, Intimacy, male counterparts, Oasis, oral stimulation, orgasm, orgasms, rule, sexual behavior, sexual education, sexual experiences, sexual health, sexual health research, sexual orientation, sexual pleasure, sexual relationships, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

so like, this server is like the ultimate orgasmic experience for all players, except for straight girls apparently. like, if you’re a girl partnered with a girl, you’re gonna have the best time ever. we’ve got all the oral stimulation you could ever want, and our male players are just living their best life. come join us for a wild ride and experience the ultimate pleasure in Minecraft. straight girls, sorry, you’re missing out on this one!

ArdynFall SMP

Active, AFK display, Anti Enderman Grief, anti ghast grief, Ardynfall, Armor statues, backups, Close-Knit Community, Creative Server, Dedicated Staff Team, Double Shulker Shells, Established, Evolving, Exciting Events, Fast Leaf Decay, Player Run Economy, proximity chat, Quality-of-life plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server resets, smp, Uptime

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7389	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

ArdynFall SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 1.21
Age	4 months old
Community
Server Resets	No Planned Resets
Uptime	100%

Why Join ArdynFall SMP?

Active and Evolving community
No Planned Server Resets
100% Uptime & Regular Backups
Dedicated Staff Team
Player-Run Economy
Exciting Events
Creative Server

Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat:

Our server uses a select few plugins that are designed to enhance the vanilla experience without changing the core gameplay. We also support the Proximity Chat Mod for immersive gameplay.

Plugins Used	afk display, anti enderman grief, anti ghast grief, armor statues, double shulker shells, fast leaf decay, more mob heads, multiplayer sleep, nether portal coords, player head drops, silence mobs, storm channeling, unlock all recipes, wandering trades

Interested? Join our discord and apply now!

⛏️Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v ⛏️

See you in-game, adventurer!

Alien Invaders Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Alien, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fuura Yuri, Himemiya Rie, Invaders, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Komachi Panko, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Connect Archives, Phase Connect Characters, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Schedule, Phase Connect Twitch, Phase Connect Twitter, Phase Connect YouTube, Realm, Remilia Nephys

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Potions Brewed:	154
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like /pcgia/ but in blocky form! Imagine building a world with Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders, but with creepers and zombies trying to mess it up!

You can be like Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko, but in pixelated form!

It’s like a crossover of Phase Connect and Minecraft, where you can create your own adventures and survive in a world filled with blocky fun! Join now and let’s mine and craft together, bro!

CraftyGF vs. GameBoy

Asking for help, boyfriend priorities, Chronic pain, communication in relationships, CraftyGF, discomfort, Emotional support, Empathy, family dynamics, feeling neglected, feeling unimportant, gameboy, health flare-ups, health issues, ovary mass, pain management, prioritizing relationships, self-care, support system, surgery recovery, understanding partners, video games

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Buildings Constructed:	43	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where priorities are always in check! Unlike some boyfriends named Nick, who prioritize video games over their significant others during times of need, our players are always there for each other. Need help building a house? We got you. Need someone to slay a dragon with? We’re on it. Need moral support during a flair up of health issues? We’ll be there with virtual hugs and healing potions.

Join our server and never worry about being left alone in times of need. Our community is always ready to lend a helping hand, even if it means putting down the pickaxe for a moment. So come on over and let’s build a world where caring for each other is the top priority. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to question if you’re the Ahole – because here, we’re all in this together.

EmoKid2000s Minecraft SMP

2000s fashion, alternative fashion, Alternative Music, emo bands, emo community, emo culture, emo fashion trends, emo hairstyles, emo kids, emo kids today, emo lifestyle, emo makeup, emo nostalgia, emo revival, Emo Scene, emo subculture, EmoKid2000s, Minecraft, Punk Rock, scene culture, scene kids, scene revival, smp

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mines Excavated:	3482	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Potions Brewed:	37
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Yo, so like, remember all those scene and emo kids from the 2000s? Well guess what, they all disappeared into this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, they all got sucked into the game and now they’re living their best pixelated lives.

Join this server if you wanna hang out with the ghost of My Chemical Romance and Panic! at the Disco. We’ve got emos building black and red pixelated castles and scene kids making rainbow pixel art. It’s a whole vibe, bro.

But wait, there’s more! The server is haunted by the ghost of Hot Topic, who will give you discounts on all your pixelated black clothes. And rumor has it, if you find the secret warp pipe, you can travel back in time to the 2000s and relive the glory days of MySpace and side bangs.

So come join us on this wild ride of nostalgia and pixelated madness. It’s gonna be a blast, my dudes. Embrace your inner scene kid and let’s get this party started! #RawrXD

BlockyMemories

BlockyMemories, cherished memory, indelible memory, lasting memory, life events, memorable moment, significant moment, time passing, timelessness, unforgettable event, unforgettable experience, unforgettable memory, unforgettable moment, unforgettable occasion, unforgettable recollection, unforgettable reminiscence, unforgettable time

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Animals Bred:	91	Magic Items Found:	3494
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Remember that time when you accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and it started a llama rebellion against you? Well, on our server, llamas are our allies and will fight alongside you in epic battles against creepers and zombies. Join us for the ultimate llama-powered adventure and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

TreeTiedMinecraftServer

Accountability, Assad Loyalist, brutality, civil war, Conflict, Dictatorship, EXECUTION, human rights violation, international law, Justice, Mazen Kneneh, MIDDLE EAST, political violence, public execution, public spectacle, punishment, regime loyalist, Syria, TreeTiedMinecraftServer, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Villages Defended:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	82
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Emeralds Found:	541	Ores Mined:	4399
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can tie ur enemies to trees and execute them in public just like mazen kneneh!!! we have the craziest pvp battles where u can show ur loyalty to assad by taking down all who oppose him!!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!!! who needs boring old regular servers when u can have this level of excitement??? come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft community out there!!!