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CraftyWonders Minecraft Server

ADVANCE, Analysis, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyWonders, Crisis, current affairs, Dead, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, News, Politics, russia, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine-Russia relations, ukrainians, War, world events

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
New Chunks Explored:	663220	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have 1 million Ukrainians dead and Russia still can’t advance! That’s right, we’ve turned a tragic real-life event into a hilarious Minecraft scenario for your entertainment.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between Ukrainian villagers and Russian invaders, all in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the chaos or join the fight and help Ukraine defend their homeland.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server now, you’ll also get the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes. Yes, you read that right. Flying pigs and laser eyes, only on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knew a tragic real-world event could be so much fun in the world of Minecraft?

CraftyRyS Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	907585
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage! Join us for quiz show events where you can win virtual diamonds, or participate in Capture the Moment where you have to snap pics of Endermen in action! And don’t even get us started on our exclusive HoneyWorks Covers – they’re so sweet, they’ll make you forget about those pesky zombies trying to eat your brains! Plus, rumor has it that our Snow Halation Cover is so epic, it can melt even the coldest Ice Spikes biome! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the lolz begin!

GrannyPlantGriefNoChop

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, devastation, Disrespect, emotional reaction, garden, geranium, Grandparents, GrannyPlantGriefNoChop, memorial plant, memorial tribute, misunderstanding, Plant care, roommates, sentimental, sentimental value, Tribute, unreasonable

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of your precious plants being destroyed by clueless yard workers? Do you want to protect your beloved botanical beauties from the wrath of the weed Wacker? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that no virtual geranium will ever be harmed!

Join us and build your own virtual garden filled with luscious geraniums that will never be touched by a weed Wacker. Protect your sentimental tributes and watch them grow and flourish without any interference. And if anyone dares to come near your precious plants, you can unleash your virtual wrath upon them!

Don’t let anyone disrespect your botanical babies ever again. Join our server and cultivate your own garden paradise where your geraniums will be safe and sound. Because on our server, we take plant protection to a whole new level!

YemenCraft Server: Air Strikes & Hilarity

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Emeralds Found:	1632	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a firework show on the Fourth of July, ya feel me? We got more action than US and British airstrikes hitting Yemen, except we ain’t causin’ no harm, just bringin’ the fun, ya know?

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building your dream castle, or maybe you just wanna see if you can survive a creeper attack without soiling your pants. Either way, this server is where it’s at, fam.

We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the TNT” and “Find the Hidden Diamond” that will have you on the edge of your seat (or falling off your chair, depending on how intense you get). Plus, our community is as lit as a lava pit, always down for a laugh and a good time.

So come on down and join the madness, because on this server, the only airstrikes you’ll be worried about are the ones coming from your fellow players as they rain down arrows on your head. It’s a blast, literally.

KharkivHavocCraft

ADVANCE, aggression, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kharkiv, KharkivHavocCraft, Military, nato, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, united states, US, War

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	242
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Dimension Hops:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3814
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro.

like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of zombie pigs start dancing the cha cha slide around you. it’s like, so random and hilarious, you won’t be able to stop laughing.

oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and party. you gotta see it to believe it, man.

plus, the admin is a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance off. it’s like, the most epic showdown ever.

so, like, forget about all those boring servers, come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft. you won’t regret it, bro.

NoHipMinecraftServer

Contemporary, Cool, Expression, fashion, Hip, jargon, Language, linguistic, linguistic evolution, MODERN, NoHipMinecraftServer, Outdated, passé, phrase, Popular, Slang, Style, trend, vocabulary, word choice, Words

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

so, like, u should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, it’s where all the cool kids hang out, ya know? like, we got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, man. and there’s this secret cave where u can find a diamond pickaxe that gives u super speed and makes u invincible.

oh, and did i mention the dance parties we have every night? yeah, we got DJ creeper droppin’ sick beats and all the mobs bustin’ a move. it’s lit, fam.

plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can fly u anywhere u want. it’s like havin’ your own personal air taxi, dude.

so, like, why wait? come join the fun and craziness on this epic minecraft server. u won’t regret it, bro.

CableCraft: Sub-Zone Soundz

cable, CableCraft, Cascadia Subduction Zone, data, Exploration, geology, image, journal, Marine Biology, marine environment, oceanography, Pacific Northwest, research voyage, Science Advances, scientific research, seafloor, seismic activity, soundz, study, SubZone, Technology, Underwater, Vessel

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

so like, imagine this, right? you join our minecraft server and it’s like going on a wild adventure on a boat, but instead of just sailing around, you’re listening to the seafloor like a spy or something. we got this super long cable that we drag along the ocean floor and we’re like, “what’s up, tectonic plates, spill the tea!”

you gotta join our server because we’re uncovering all the secrets of the Cascadia Subduction Zone, like we’re basically detectives but in the ocean. who knows what kind of crazy stuff we’ll find down there? maybe Atlantis or a giant squid or something.

so yeah, if you wanna be part of a top-secret mission to uncover the mysteries of the deep, then join our minecraft server. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Minestrone: Soup, Survival, and Shenanigans! Version 1.18.2

1.18.2, Adventure, blog, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Custom, Daily, Discord, Friends, Ip:, Leaderboards, Maps, Minestrone, mmorpg, Other, Pets, Quests, Rewards, Shenanigans, Skills, Soup, Store, Survival, titles, Version, Website, Wiki

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4840
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

MineScape Server Overview

Features	Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
	Custom Quests
	22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More
	Beautiful hand crafted map
	Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
	Daily Rewards!
	Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
	Active Leaderboards

Useful Links

Website: minescape.me
Wiki: minescape.wiki
Latest Blog: Tree Gnome Village Quest, Slayer Improvements & More DevBlog #41
Store: store.minescape.me
Discord: discord.gg/minescape

Socials

Plugins

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules

forum.minescape.me/threads/259/

FAQs

Q: How do I join MineScape server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address minescape.me

Q: What are the custom skills available in MineScape?

A: MineScape offers 22 custom skills including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting, and more.

Q: Are there daily rewards in MineScape?

A: Yes, MineScape offers daily rewards for players.

Q: How can I solve clue scrolls in MineScape?

A: Players can earn rewards by solving clue scrolls in MineScape.

CraftyBaldurMinecraft Server

baldurs gate, Class, companions, CraftyBaldurMinecraft, FAQ, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, ps5 trailer, Race, romance, Server, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through Hell’s Angels Edition, where the only rule is to have no rules at all!

Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, on our server, you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path – just knock her out and miss out on the sex scene (but who needs that anyway, right?).

Long rest often to experience crazy companion and romance interactions, and make sure to clear both the Underdark and Mountain Pass for epic loot and experiences. And don’t forget about The Dark Urge – it’s like Tav+ on steroids!

Consequences for consuming tadpoles? Nah, just a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which might affect your appearance (but who cares about looks in Minecraft, right?). And enable Karmic Dice to avoid those pesky streaks of low or high rolls – unless you’re a risk-taker, then disable it and live on the edge!

So join us on this insane journey through Hell’s Angels Edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few DC checks). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

GeoffCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with its outrageous and hilarious antics!

Join us for a wild ride filled with LGBTQIA+ reinforcements, ESG payments to game studios, and drag queen story hour performances that will leave you in stitches. Who needs Kojima’s wasted budget or Angry Joe’s YouTube rants when you can be part of the most epic Minecraft server around?

Forget about the chuds and boring game ads, because on our server, anything goes. From wild game awards to insane collaborations with WWE superstars and pizza-loving game developers, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with Kevin Nash or Anthony Burch himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!