Are you tired of dealing with that one teacher everyone hated in school? Well, come join our Minecraft server and find out what really happened to them! Rumor has it they were last seen getting chased by a pack of creepers and skeletons in our virtual world. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and save them, or will you join forces with the mobs and take them down once and for all? Join now for a chance to rewrite history and have some laughs along the way!
yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the grass is made of weed and the trees are giant joints? well, do i have the server for you! we just got approved for adult-use cannabis legalization in slovenia, so you know this server is gonna be lit AF!
imagine mining for diamonds while smoking a fat blunt, or building a house out of giant marijuana leaves. plus, our pvp battles are next level when everyone is high as a kite. trust me, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.
so come join us on the dankest server in slovenia and get ready to blaze it up while you craft and build with your fellow stoners. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get high on minecraft!
so, like, imagine a place where u can build ur own world, like, literally. u can create a castle made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. the possibilities r endless, dude.
but, like, the best part is the community. we have players from all over the world who come together to, like, build epic structures and go on crazy adventures. u can team up with ur new bff from france or challenge someone from australia to a build battle.
and, like, the admins are super cool. they host events like treasure hunts and pvp tournaments. one time, they even turned the whole server into a giant maze and whoever made it to the end got a pet dragon. how sick is that?
so, like, if u wanna join a place where u can let ur imagination run wild and make friends from all over the globe, then this server is the place for u. come join us and let’s create some epic memories together!
Atlantis is SMP server where you play as Atlantean with Power – Ranks – Land Claim – PVP- Under Water City and Market – Special items – Special plugins – new server – friendly – chance to become staff Mod
A: Summon your own bodyguard and custom mobs, underwater spawn with water breathing, betterStructures plugin for new buildings and caves, and custom plugins.
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of raging monsters? Look no further than our server, where the only thing scarier than a Creeper is a Rathalos on a rampage! Join us for epic hunts, insane armor sets, and a community that’s tighter than a Nether portal in a cramped cave.
But that’s not all – our server is so hot, it’s been verified for the Steam Deck! That’s right, even Gabe Newell himself can’t resist the thrill of taking down a Zinogre with friends. And with our extensive databases for armor sets, monster weaknesses, and decorations, you’ll be the most prepared hunter this side of the End Portal.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of the hunt like never before. Just remember to watch out for that sneaky Deviljho – rumor has it he’s been griefing our base camps!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your masculinity? Look no further than our server, where the players are tough, strong, and very feminine. If you’re a closet misogynist, prepare to be scared out of your wits by our powerful female players. We didn’t trade gender traits, we just have some seriously badass ladies on our server.
Join now and see for yourself the responses from trolls who can’t handle our fierce female players. Don’t be a hater, or you’ll regret it after experiencing the power of Dark Date on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace the chaos of our crazy Minecraft world!
Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful spouses who can’t appreciate a good meal? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t have to cook for anyone but yourself! Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities, unlike the limited options in your fridge.
Sick of being treated like a caregiver instead of a partner? On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a warrior, a builder, or just someone who enjoys a good frittata without complaints.
Say goodbye to microwaving frozen food and hello to freshly made virtual meals that won’t disappoint. Our community is supportive and understanding, unlike some real-life situations we won’t mention.
So why wait? Join our server now and escape the drama of domestic life for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the streets are clean and the sweeper’s names are even cleaner! Join us and help us come up with hilarious names for our new street sweeper, like “Sweep Child O’ Mine”! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to ride it around the server and clean up all the creepers and zombies in style. Plus, rumor has it that the sweeper has magical powers that can turn dirt blocks into diamonds. So come on in and let’s sweep our way to victory together!
yo, u ever play on a minecraft server where the players are all 90 years old? well, now u can! join our server for the ultimate granny and grandpa showdown. watch as they battle it out in epic pvp matches, using their walkers and canes as weapons.
but that’s not all, our server also has the most lit bingo nights you’ve ever seen. imagine playing bingo while dodging creepers and zombies at the same time. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention our server has a retirement home built entirely out of diamond blocks? that’s right, these old folks are living in style. join now for the most hilarious and chaotic minecraft experience of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, and suddenly you’re not just mining for diamonds, you’re mining for a cure for cancer! yeah, you heard me right, this server has a special glowing dye that sticks to cancer cells in the game, and you gotta find them and remove them to save the virtual world from this deadly disease. it’s like a second pair of eyes for the surgeons in the game, except you’re the surgeon and the hero all in one. join this server and be a part of the epic quest to permanently eradicate cancer from minecraft once and for all! who knew saving lives could be so fun and blocky?
yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the grass is made of weed and the trees are giant joints? well, do i have the server for you! we just got approved for adult-use cannabis legalization in slovenia, so you know this server is gonna be lit AF!
so, like, imagine a place where u can build ur own world, like, literally. u can create a castle made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. the possibilities r endless, dude.
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of raging monsters? Look no further than our server, where the only thing scarier than a Creeper is a Rathalos on a rampage! Join us for epic hunts, insane armor sets, and a community that’s tighter than a Nether portal in a cramped cave.
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your masculinity? Look no further than our server, where the players are tough, strong, and very feminine. If you’re a closet misogynist, prepare to be scared out of your wits by our powerful female players. We didn’t trade gender traits, we just have some seriously badass ladies on our server.
Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful spouses who can’t appreciate a good meal? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t have to cook for anyone but yourself! Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities, unlike the limited options in your fridge.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the streets are clean and the sweeper’s names are even cleaner! Join us and help us come up with hilarious names for our new street sweeper, like “Sweep Child O’ Mine”! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to ride it around the server and clean up all the creepers and zombies in style. Plus, rumor has it that the sweeper has magical powers that can turn dirt blocks into diamonds. So come on in and let’s sweep our way to victory together!
yo, u ever play on a minecraft server where the players are all 90 years old? well, now u can! join our server for the ultimate granny and grandpa showdown. watch as they battle it out in epic pvp matches, using their walkers and canes as weapons.
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, and suddenly you’re not just mining for diamonds, you’re mining for a cure for cancer! yeah, you heard me right, this server has a special glowing dye that sticks to cancer cells in the game, and you gotta find them and remove them to save the virtual world from this deadly disease. it’s like a second pair of eyes for the surgeons in the game, except you’re the surgeon and the hero all in one. join this server and be a part of the epic quest to permanently eradicate cancer from minecraft once and for all! who knew saving lives could be so fun and blocky?