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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 5480 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
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