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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 7606 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 186 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 121 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
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