Whitey Minecraft Servers

Whitey Minecraft Servers

  • Pixelated Interviewer

    Pixelated Interviewer
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 6760
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Zombie Dances: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 320 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos as we build, mine, and battle our way to victory. Don’t be a lazy, entitled racist like wh*tey, join us and show off your skills. Rajesh is waiting for you to join the fun, so what are you waiting for? Come on in and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Protest for Palestine Minecraft SMP Pay Up or Get Griefed

    Protest for Palestine Minecraft SMP Pay Up or Get Griefed
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 7941
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Mines Excavated: 1295
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. The server is run by a group of mischievous golems who are constantly pranking and trolling the players. Just when you think you’ve built the perfect house, they’ll turn it into a giant potato!

    2. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s taxes! That’s right, you have to pay taxes to the server admins in order to keep playing. But don’t worry, they accept payment in the form of virtual cookies.

    3. The community on this server is like no other. We have a group of players who are convinced that a secret society called ZOG is controlling everything in the game. They’re always on the lookout for clues and trying to uncover the truth behind this mysterious organization.

    4. One player, Manolo de los Santos, claims to have found a portal to another dimension within the game. He’s always posting cryptic messages in the chat and trying to recruit other players to join him on his quest to explore this strange new world.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this insane SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Boomers Minecraft Server

    Blocky Boomers Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 5964
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 43

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Whitey needs to hustle to pay for them programs and reparashuns! We got a bunch of bitchass mofuggas running around trying to make that paper to pay for their free stuff. And don’t even get me started on them entitled kids playing video games instead of working to pay for my social security!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of grinding for virtual currency to pay for imaginary social programs. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest Minecraft castle to flex on your virtual neighbors?

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous tasks and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be so hilariously absurd?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Babe Minecraft Server

    Blocky Babe Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 5129
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2269 Mines Excavated: 1291
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 New Chunks Explored: 951412
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Magic Items Found: 2888

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of Asian girls constantly hitting on you in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where Asian girls will leave you alone and go play with the tall, ripped white guys instead. They’ll be too busy chowing down on hamburgers, hot dogs, and pizza to bother you while you build your epic creations. Say goodbye to unwanted attention and hello to a server where you can game in peace!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Snowball Smackdown: Revenge of the Pasty Players

    Snowball Smackdown: Revenge of the Pasty Players
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 2863
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Dragon Eggs Found: 6815
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that operates on a whole new level of ethics? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we let cold-blooded murderers roam free for a full year just to make them question their actions. And forget about trials, we already know the verdict beforehand!

    Join us and witness the chaos as players cheer for scumbags from across the country. White liberals beware, because on our server, racism ends when you become a minority with little power. But don’t worry, it’s all payback for “stealing land” – according to our twisted ideology.

    If you’re ready for a server that will make you question everything, join us now. Who knows, maybe white civilization will make it out alive…but then again, maybe not. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShroomCraft: Enhance Learning & Explore!

    ShroomCraft: Enhance Learning & Explore!
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 7980
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 121162 Crops Grown: 5885
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u know how sum servers r all boring and stuff? well dis server is, liek, totally different cuz we got psilocybin, man! it, liek, makes u learn better and, like, explore more! so, if u wanna, liek, level up ur minecraft skills while trippin’ balls, dis is the server 4 u, bro! come join us and, liek, let’s get weird together! 🍄🌈🤪

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GhostCraft Minecraft Server

    GhostCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 6545
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7222 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Alien Abductions: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the ghost recon breakpoint of Minecraft worlds!

    Join us for a wild ride through stunning landscapes, intense battles, and crazy adventures. Our server is so beautiful, you’ll swear you’re actually in the game!

    But that’s not all – we have secret hidden treasures, mythical creatures, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond sword, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly like a superhero!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCode Minecraft Server

    CraftyCode Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 3870
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Alien Abductions: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wildest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords, or build a castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle to the death in the arena.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Your Minecraft experience will never be the same again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WaitressWatchdog Minecraft Server

    WaitressWatchdog Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 6041
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Votes: 1044
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Towns Built: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring dates and looking for some drama in your life? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing faster than our espresso martinis is the speed at which you can build rockets!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy step-sisters, demanding bosses, and passive-aggressive dates. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the restaurant and come build your own adventure on our server. Just remember, always make eye contact when ordering your virtual Diet Coke!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BedtimeBattlesMC

    BedtimeBattlesMC
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 705
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being ruled by the bedtime police in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where bedtime is a thing of the past! We believe in flexibility and fun, just like this dad who let his son stay up late to watch James Bond. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers all night long?

    On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny, just like this dad who stood up to his wife and her strict bedtime rules. No more fear of being judged as an undisciplined parent – on our server, anything goes!

    So come join us and let your inner rebel out. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a late-night battle against a horde of zombies, just like this dad fought against his wife’s strict rules. Let’s show the world that bedtime is just a suggestion, not a law!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PhilippineWorkz Minecraft Server

    PhilippineWorkz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 8884
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Crops Grown: 1129 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Divine Scrolls Written: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join the minecraft server where all the workers are treated like kings and queens! forget about the philippines, here you can mine for diamonds and build your own castle! we have unicorns roaming around and free pizza every friday! plus, if you join now, you get a pet dragon to protect you from creepers! who needs the real world when you can escape to our magical server? join now and live your best blocky life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tin survival server Minecraft

    Tin survival server Minecraft
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 6683
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Towns Built: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

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  • Veach SMP – Where creepers have trust issues.

    Veach SMP – Where creepers have trust issues.
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 8107
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Animals Bred: 156
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Veach Minecraft Server

    This server is a building based SMP server currently in development. Join now to provide feedback and suggestions!

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/gR6TGBgg6j

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server released? No, the server is currently in development.
    What type of server is Veach? Veach is a building based SMP server.
    How can I join the server? Join through the Discord link provided above.
    Is there an active community on the server? As of now, there is a small community, but the goal is to expand it.

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  • EndwalkerCraft – Minecraft Server

    EndwalkerCraft – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 1651
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further than this server that’s so epic, it makes the Ender Dragon look like a tiny lizard! Join now for in-game events that are crazier than a zombie apocalypse, like the Dragon Quest Collab where you can slay golems in the hills until June 20th!

    But wait, there’s more! How about the Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can find more loot than a dungeon chest until June 24th? And don’t even get me started on the Yo-kai Watch Event re-run that’s happening until 7.0 – it’s like catching Pikachu in the Nether!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got meetups that are wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night! From Mario Party Salty Bets to Pirates and Treasure Planet adventures, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before – because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Diamonds Minecraft Server

    Diamonds Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 5050
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being rejected by women because of your looks? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be swimming in virtual babes in no time! Our pixelated world is filled with beautiful avatars who are just dying to date you – no need to worry about your awful personality here! So come on, join us and start building your love life one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
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