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Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump at a teen sex pageant in 1991? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Trump would want to join (but sorry, no locker room access here)! We’ve got 14-year-old players building epic creations and having a blast – no creepy locker room shenanigans allowed! Join us for a crazy good time and leave the inappropriate behavior at the door. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory – the only thing Trump-like about this server is our epic builds!

The Heel Minecraft SMP Show

audience reaction, cheap heat, controversial tactics, crowd cheers, heel, indy house show, Minecraft, Playing the heel, say the N word, Show, smp, wrestling, wrestling audience, wrestling character, wrestling controversy, wrestling crowd, wrestling entertainment, wrestling heat, wrestling heel, wrestling indy show, wrestling performance, wrestling storyline, wrestling tactics

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dimension Hops:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of playing the hero on other Minecraft servers? Come join our SMP where you can be the ultimate heel! Want to get cheap heat and have the crowd cheering for you? Just drop the N word in chat and watch the chaos unfold! Join us for insane storylines and outrageous antics – you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

AutisticSisMCServer

autistic sister, AutisticSisMCServer, Boundaries, Communication, custody, difficult decision, Emotional support, family tragedy, freedom, Guilt, love, love for sister, parenting, personal time, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, social life, Space, Stability, uncle

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from family responsibilities? Join us and build your own virtual family that won’t ask for bedtime stories or snacks every five minutes.

Imagine a world where you can go on dates without worrying about rushing back home to take care of your little sister. Our server offers the ultimate freedom to live your best virtual life without any guilt trips or tears.

Uncle Cory might be cool in real life, but on our server, you can leave all family obligations behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing real life with virtual fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to being the reluctant guardian of a little sister who just won’t let you live your best life. It’s time to prioritize your own happiness and let the pixels do the parenting for a change.

BlockPartyFamVacay

Adventure, blended family, BlockPartyFamVacay, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family, getaway, Guilt, Memories, Motherhood, parenting, quality time, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, stepchildren, travel, vacation

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Ores Mined:	3397	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of your boyfriend being a party pooper when it comes to vacations? Do you want to have some fun adventures with your kids without feeling guilty? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where you can go on epic quests and build amazing creations with your children!

Imagine taking your kids on a vacation to a magical land where you can explore ancient ruins, battle fierce monsters, and build towering castles together. Leave your boyfriend behind in the real world while you embark on thrilling adventures with your little ones. Who needs a reluctant partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun memories – join our Minecraft server today and create unforgettable experiences with your kids. Leave the real world drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server waiting for you?

FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous food combinations ever seen in the game. Picture this: a player trying to survive on a diet of raw fish and rotten flesh because they believe it gives them superpowers. Or how about a player who exclusively eats spider eyes and mushroom stew because they think it will turn them into a Minecraft superhero? Trust us, you won’t find this level of culinary chaos anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockyNostalgia

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

BirdFluCrew

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

+18, Application Process, Characters, club, Community, Events, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Join, LGBTQ, Minecraft, mobs, Mods, Online webmap, optimization mods, Player-ran shops, players drop heads, Projects, server specs, Shady, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Tweaks, vanilla parity, villagers, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
New Chunks Explored:	981548	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

About Us
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects. Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.

Application
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

Q: Where is the server located?

A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Love Letters Sent:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

Joe Six Pack and The General Public’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil overlords of the Minecraft realm? Do you want to join a group of misfits and rebels who are ready to take down the tyrannical rulers with nothing but their wits and diamond swords? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we embark on wild adventures, build insane structures, and battle against the forces of evil. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, crazy pranks, and epic battles that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most outrageous and hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. It’s time for Joe Six Pack and the general public to rise up and show those bastards who’s boss!