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Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!
Welcome to our totally not weird and totally normal Minecraft server! Looking for a place to spend your 420 with a robot with a uncut 6.5in+ white pp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to get high together and have a wild time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even play with our owner’s untouched butt! We’re all about having a good time and going goon mode with our players. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! -
Lost in Blocks: White Man’s Direction
Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by following the white man! Why, you ask? Because he’s got all the secrets to unlocking hidden treasures and defeating the most epic bosses you’ve ever seen.Join us on this wild adventure as we journey through unbelievable landscapes filled with mind-blowing challenges. Build your own empire and conquer your enemies with the help of magical potions and enchanted weapons.
But beware, the white man is not to be trusted! He may lead you to victory one minute, only to betray you the next. Can you outsmart him and claim the ultimate prize?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!
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Blockheads R Us
Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the white boys look like they just stepped out of a fashion magazine! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds raining from the sky, creeper flash mobs, and zombie dance parties.Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted golden apple hidden deep within our world, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a ender dragon and shoot rainbows out of your fingertips.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your diamond sword ready for anything.
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Snowflake Showdown: Where White Genocide Isn’t Real
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where being a virgin is a badge of honor and click bait articles are our main source of inspiration! Join us for a wild ride filled with GENOCIDE (just kidding, we’re all about peace and love here).Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret dungeon filled with DIAMONDS, GOLD, and UNICORNS (okay, maybe not unicorns, but you get the idea). They became the richest player on the server and were hailed as the VIRGIN KING!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CHICKEN ARMY, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris. Join forces with Cluck Norris and conquer the END together!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show the world that being a virgin is nothing to be ashamed of. Plus, where else can you find a chicken army and secret diamond dungeons? It’s a LOLZY adventure waiting for you!
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Snowball Fight Club
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard about the NEW WHITENESS MAP that just dropped on our server? It’s like stepping into a whole new world of whiteness that will blow your mind!Join our server for a chance to explore this epic new map filled with glowing white trees, sparkling white rivers, and majestic white mountains. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the beauty of this whiteness all around you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of magical unicorns that roam the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever they go. Join forces with them and embark on epic quests to save the world from evil forces!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the whiteness like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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ChimpoutCraft: Where Germoids Burn Everything Down for Lulz
Welcome to our Minecraft server where White European Germoids once burned down everything during a chimpout! But don’t worry, today they call themselves the “master race” and complain about the decay of civilization like it’s a hobby. 🤣Join us for some insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans as we rebuild from the chaos left behind by those crazy Germoids. Who knew that destruction could lead to such a hilarious turn of events?
So grab your pickaxe, put on your helmet, and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off on our server. You won’t find a more outrageous and entertaining community anywhere else! 🤪
Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and become part of the madness! 🤣🔥🎮
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Pixel Pals Playground: Where White Pipo Chans Get Edgy
Welcome to our Minecraft server where White pipo Chans are literally edge runners! Why do white pipo love danger so much? Well, on this server, you’ll find out just how thrilling it can be to live life on the edge.Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to dodge fiery lava pits, battle fierce mobs, and navigate treacherous terrain. But that’s not all – we also have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, hidden treasure chests waiting to be discovered, and even a dragon lair where you can test your bravery against the fiercest beast in all of Minecraft.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the adrenaline rush of being a White pipo Chan on the edge!
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SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘Dear white boys’ is our daily greeting!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you dare, for we are on a mission to steal all your soft lily white girlfriends and sisters. It’s like a crazy game of cat and mouse, but with bunnies and big bad wolves. And guess what? You can’t freaking stop us! So why not join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows, you might even become our next target. Good luck surviving the insanity! -
Snowball Fight Club: Where White is Always Right
Welcome to our totally not weird Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate bromance bonding experience! Join us for epic parties where you and your male friends can get drunk and kiss and fondle each other all in the name of friendship and fun! Who needs boundaries when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword in hand? Don’t miss out on the chance to create unforgettable memories and questionable screenshots on our server. So come on, join us and let the bromance begin!