Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats? We’ve got it all!
And if you’re wondering if you’re still white, don’t worry, because on our server, everyone turns into a rainbow unicorn after their first hour of gameplay. So come join us and let your inner unicorn shine!
Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?
So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of yourself to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and let your inner troon monstrosity shine! Who needs health and fertility when you can have all this fun?
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is filled with rare pink sheep that poop diamonds, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil zombie villagers, or if you just want to chill in our hot tub made entirely out of obsidian blocks.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the blocky world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.