White People MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Mind Theory Minecraft SMP

social perception, Mind, Cognitive science, theory of mind, Empathy

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to test your theory of mind by navigating through a world where players are constantly trying to outsmart each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building elaborate traps to staging elaborate pranks, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens have a theory of mind. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

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Survival Quest Minecraft Server

power positions, Country, fighting chance, Survival, white traitors

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can finally feel like you have a fighting chance? Look no further than our server! We offer a unique experience where white players can band together to take on the overwhelming forces of black and brown players. Restore your white self-pride, purge those white traitors, and claw your way back into power positions in this epic battle for supremacy. Join now and show the world that white players can come out on top, even against all odds! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we’re all here to have a laugh. So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

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Savage Japan Minecraft Server

racial profiling, prejudice, Social Issues, Xenophobia, white people

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the rumors swirling around about white people being the “rapefugee savages of Japan.” But fear not, because on our server, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and build their own virtual paradise.

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-studded armor and enchanted weapons that can only be accessed by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. Rumor has it that once you reach the end, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a giant flying squid and terrorize the other players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking chickens who can teach you how to speak in emojis and summon lightning storms at will. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where llamas ride on the backs of unicorns and rainbows are made of cotton candy.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there. Just remember to watch out for those white people and their alleged shenanigans in Japan – you never know what kind of mischief they might get up to next!

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Genocide-Free Minecraft SMP

trannies, Vlad Zelenski, Propaganda, indifference, shithole

Are you tired of all this drama and chaos in the real world? Looking for a place where you can escape the madness and just have some fun? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all the Russia-Ukraine war talk behind. No more spam, no more genocide – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers instead of worrying about taxes and political turmoil.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located in a secret underground bunker, protected from any real-world conflicts. So you can rest easy knowing that you’re safe from any Russia-Ukraine drama while you play.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our wacky and wild Minecraft community. Who needs real-world problems when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and leave all that nonsense behind!

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Blockheads Minecraft Server

Backlash, Social Issues, systemic racism, identity politics, Server

Are you tired of being oppressed for being a white Minecraft player? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all things white! From building snow forts to mining for diamonds in the whitest caves you’ve ever seen, this server is the ultimate safe space for all our pale-skinned players. Join us and reclaim your rightful place as the rulers of the Minecraft world!

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CraftySarcasmSA

family, Apology, new york, sarcasm, Stereotypes

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy story!

Imagine a Minecraft world where you can meet your American fiancé from South Africa, only to have a dinner with his family turn into a comedy show! Get ready for stereotypical comments, awkward moments, and a surprise proposal that will leave you questioning everything.

But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, witty comebacks, and misunderstandings that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and let the chaos begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience anywhere else.

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BrownEyedCraze Minecraft Server

Curiosity, Server, weird, standout, anomaly

Are you tired of blending in with the crowd on other Minecraft servers? Want to stand out and embrace your unique weirdness? Look no further than our server! We welcome all white people with brown eyes because, let’s be honest, they do look pretty strange. But hey, that’s what makes us special! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and embracing your inner weirdo. Who knows, you might even find a rare diamond block that matches your eye color perfectly! So come on, join us and let your freak flag fly high!

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PixelPunch Minecraft Server

humor in media, 4chan, Shattered, FANTASY, comedic portrayals

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white people are so hilariously unpredictable that you’ll never know what to expect next! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and unexpected twists.

Our server is like a 4chan meme come to life, where white people break all stereotypes and show their true colors in the most outrageous ways possible. From building giant statues of cheese to organizing dance parties with llamas, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why join our server? Because watching white people be anything but calm and philosophical will have you laughing so hard you won’t be able to stand it! Come join the fun and see just how funny white people can be in the world of Minecraft.

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SpiceOcean Minecraft Server

Cooking, food culture, international cuisine, cultural appropriation, Food

Are you tired of bland, unseasoned oceans in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have oceans so spicy that even white people can’t handle them! Dive into a world where every wave is seasoned to perfection and every fish is seasoned with a kick. Join us for a taste of adventure and flavor unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

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SprintCraft SMP: “I thought white people can’t run”

societal perceptions, SprintCraft, running abilities, smp, athletic abilities

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we prove all stereotypes wrong, including the one about white people not being able to run! Join us and witness the most epic race between our players as they sprint through the virtual world, leaving everyone in awe of their speed and agility.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of players who ride chickens into battle and wreak havoc on anyone who dares to challenge them. Will you join their ranks and become a master chicken rider?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hidden deep within the world, where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So come on, don’t miss out on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and let’s defy expectations together!

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