| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 7298 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 2618 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4924 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days. From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive content like 3D debuts, debut performances, and even unarchived Twitter spaces that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And if you’re a fan of music, we’ve got you covered with a playlist of all the covers and songs our talented players have released. Plus, don’t forget to check out our merch store for some epic swag.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 6598 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 22 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 35 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 4079 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 294 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 8283 |
| Potions Brewed: | 107 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 4519 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6854 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 24 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 4919 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 4830 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 43 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.
And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 7102 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 1719 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8592 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9626 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 8302 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 861 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
