We got the thiccest builds and the juiciest loot, you won’t believe your eyes when you see our pixelated babes shaking their blocky behinds.
Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where every corner holds a surprise and every block hides a treasure.
Don’t miss out on the fun, come join the party and get ready to have your mind blown!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you could amass with a whole coop of these majestic birds! Join now and start your journey to becoming the richest player on the server.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious figure in Minecraft history and earn bragging rights among your fellow players.
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Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places, like a PAWG man who’s looking for a good time. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. You never know what kind of adventure awaits you around every corner!
So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find more than just diamonds in this crazy world of Minecraft!
Join now and experience the thrill of dodging unexpected deaths like a pro swimmer dodging sharks in the ocean. Our server is so wild, it’ll make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or in a real-life soap opera.
With more plot twists than a telenovela, you’ll never know what’s coming next. From sudden deaths to unexpected tragedies, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.
So come on down and join the chaos! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to meet a hilariously untimely demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we promise).
On our server, you can let out all your frustrations and insecurities by roleplaying as a pathetic little dick man who just can’t catch a break. Embrace your inner masochist and let the insults fly as you degrade yourself and beg for attention. Who needs a white girl when you can have a whole community of players calling you a fucking faggot?
But wait, there’s more! We also offer a special VIP package where you can exclusively receive cock-related perks and privileges. Because let’s face it, you only deserve the best when it comes to cock.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself having the time of your life in the most absurd Minecraft server out there.
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the rare diamond-encrusted pickaxe of love, rumored to have the power to make any white girl fall head over heels for you. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant pink llama who only speaks in riddles.
Once you have the pickaxe in your possession, you must journey to the enchanted forest of heart emojis where you will find the white girl of your dreams. But beware, she is protected by a pack of heartbroken creepers who will stop at nothing to keep you apart.
So why wait? Join our server today and start your quest for love, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance.
Join us if you want to date trannies, spam black dick memes, and discuss why conservatives are so weird. Our community is like no other, filled with outrageous threads that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?
So come on, hop on board and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back from the craziness that awaits you. See you on the server, where anything goes!
But beware, things can get pretty wild in our server. Rumor has it that Dragoneer’s ghost still roams around, haunting those who don’t respect his legacy. Some say he even joins in on the fun by building pixel art of his favorite furry characters.
So come on, don’t be afraid to get weird with us. After all, Dragoneer never held back with the weird, and neither should you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin.
Unlike some people’s gender reveal parties, our server is all about keeping things intimate and drama-free. No unexpected guests showing up to crash your party here!
Plus, with our rainbow-colored blocks and baby animals roaming around, you’ll feel like you’re celebrating your own rainbow baby every day. And if anyone tries to mess with your peaceful gaming experience, just build a giant wall around them and block them out!
So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be revealing is your epic building skills. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the one in control – no overbearing SILs allowed!
and get this, our admin once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of evil creepers. it was epic, dude.
plus, we have this secret underground city where you can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie villagers.
oh, and did i mention that our server is endorsed by a british envoy who is totally worried about nagasaki not inviting israel to their ceremony? yeah, it’s a big deal.
so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, bro.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, where every block you break leads to a new adventure. We’ve got secret dungeons to explore, epic boss battles to conquer, and hidden treasures to discover. Plus, our community is more welcoming than a warm hug from a friendly zombie.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build anything your heart desires, from towering castles to underwater cities. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Want to tame a pack of wolves and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? You got it! The possibilities are endless on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
| Server Name: | MurkPvP |
| Location: | Sydney, Australia |
| Server IP: | murkpvp.sparked.network |
| BEDROCK IP: | 103.152.196.66 |
| BEDROCK PORT: | 19132 |
Live in Australia or New Zealand and sick of laggy servers? MurkPvP is hosted in Sydney and offers perfect connection for oceanic players. It is an old school factions server with a friendly player base, auctions, combat pets to collect, and proximity voice chat. Players start with an iron kit and a custom item, and spawn is the only protected area.
No, while the server offers a lag-free experience for oceanic players, it is open to all players worldwide.
No, the server is not pay to win. Everyone has an equal opportunity to progress and succeed in the game.
Yes, the server is looking for mature moderators and admins with experience handling plugins. You can message the server owner on Discord for more information.
You can play solo or team up with friends on MurkPvP. The choice is yours, and both playstyles are welcome.
Custom enchants are obtained through the enchanting table and villagers, just as vanilla intended. Level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. But watch out, because the dragon has an army of dancing creepers who will try to distract you with their sick moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of block-breaking Tetris.
And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on magical cakes that give you super speed or burgers that make you invincible for 10 minutes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the hero you were always meant to be! My hero is so happy!
– We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why? Because why not! – Our server mascot is a dancing creeper named Bob who loves to break out into spontaneous dance parties. – We have a yearly event called “The Great Sheep Race” where players ride on sheep around a giant obstacle course while being chased by angry villagers. – Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on our server. – We have a mysterious portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but giant chickens who speak in Shakespearean English. To enter, you must recite a sonnet about poultry.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Are you ugly? Join us and find out!
