The Good Guys Minecraft SMP

bad guys, Brown Khazarian Jews, conspiracy theories, cultural bias, discrimination, ethnicity, Good, good guys, guys, Historical revisionism, Manipulation, Minecraft, political agenda, prejudice, Promotion, Propaganda, religious conflict, religious minorities, smp, social division, Stereotypes, Ukraine shills, White Blue Eyed Christians

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the Brown Khazarian Jews are the heroes and the White Blue Eyed Christians are the villains! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and a whole lot of drama. Will you fight for the Khazarian Jews and their quest for justice, or will you join the Christians in their quest for domination? Either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

MisogynistMasherCraft

AGGRESSIVE, Breakup, Communication, Conversation, family, Father, gen z, Girlfriend, Girls, MisogynistMasherCraft, Misogyny, Mother, parenting, rant, relationships, Respect, screaming, sister, Son, VALUES, Women

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	105	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5233
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

awkward encounters, bad, bad dates, cringe-worthy dates, date, dating disasters, dating fails, dating horror, Dating Horror Stories, dating mishaps, dating regrets, dating woes, embarrassing dates, online dating disasters, online dating fails, online dating horror stories, online dating nightmares, online dating woes, smp, Stories, Swipecraft, terrible dates, worst online dates, worst online dating

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

arousal, bedrock, blocky, bonanza, Climax, desire, dirty talk, dirty talk during sex, ecstasy, FANTASY, Hottest, INTIMATE, Lust, moan, Naughty, Passion, Pleasure, seduction, Sensual, sex, Steamy, turn on, whisper

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Alien Abductions:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

Adventures, alleviate symptoms, antiviral, antivirals, cardiopulmonary symptoms, covid, Craft, Long, long covid, musculoskeletal symptoms, neurologic symptoms, persistent infection, Treatment

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dragons Tamed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Secret Passages Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

TXCNetwork

Economy, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Love Letters Sent:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

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Astro MC Network

Ban, Boxpvp, Cross-Play, Discord, DISCRIMINATE, Economy, exploits, Flood, free ranges, Friends, Fun, Hacks, Ip:, KitPvP, minecraft chat, mute, Owners, Players, Prohibited, PvP, racism, Spam, Survival, TAPS, Vanilla, Xenophobia

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

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The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

1.21.1, admins, Adventure, armor, COMPLICATED, Dedicated, distractions, Experience, freedom, Minecraft, opportunity, Performance, Pickaxe, playthrough, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, spirit, Survival, Vanilla, world, world border

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	376
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mines Excavated:	4093
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Simple SMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Server Features

Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
Can I use mods or cheats on the server?	Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server?	There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, blockcraft, donkey kong country returns, Epic, Luigi, luigi’s mansion, Mario, Mario & Luigi Brothership, Mario Movie 2, MarioWiki, Minecraft, netplay guide, Nintendo Museum, Paisano, paper mario, Server, SM64 Mod ROM hacks, SM64coopdx, SMA4 Mods, smaghetti, smbg, smm2, smw levels, strikers club, super mario bros, Super Mario Broth, Super Mario Party Jamboree

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	6187	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Princess Peach herself has been known to drop by for a game of Super Mario Party Jamboree. And rumor has it that Mario & Luigi: Brothership is actually a documentary about their secret lives as plumbers by day, heroes by night.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

crime, funny, gallon theft, Gallons, gallonsem, humor, Minecraft, Mischief, Mischievous, pemsteals, prank, smpp, sneaky, Steals, stolen goods, stolen goods investigation, stolen goods recovery, stolen items, stolen merchandise, stolen possessions, stolen property, theft, theft prevention, thief

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Void Gems Collected:	25
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

MOH DramaCraft

AITAH, Apology, Asshole, bio sister, Bridesmaids, Divorce, Drama, DramaCraft, Enjoyed, family, leaving people out, MOH, MOH speech, new family, Outrage, parents, Remarried, Siblings, Speech, step sister, stepchildren

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Star Shards Collected:	78	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

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