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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 1809 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
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