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CraftyLove Minecraft Server

Cheating vectors, CraftyLove, dead people, Fine People hoax, Idenouncethetalmud, Identifying Trump supporters, Jan-6 hoax, Leftist brainwashing, love, Minecraft, On-the-fence citizens, optimism, pragmatism, Preventing Cheating, register to vote, Server, Trump Victory, Voter role sheets, voting process, WhereisJoe

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Potions Brewed:	182

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we focus on helping Trump secure victory in the most epic way possible! We may not have the stats on Kamala’s performance, but we do have a whole lot of craziness to offer. Join us as we brainstorm methods to prevent cheating, like identifying Trump supporters in our social circles and helping them register to vote. We’ll also uncover major leftist brainwashing attempts, like the Jan-6 hoax and the “Fine People” hoax. And if you’ve witnessed any cheating in the voting process, share your stories with us! Let’s make sure our voices are heard and our blocks are placed in the right places. #WhereisJoe #Idenouncethetalmud (whatever that means) – Join us now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

DebateCraft: Kids Edition

AUTHORITY, Challenges, children, co parenting, Communication, compromise, control, Court, critical thinking, DebateCraft, Decision making, disagreements, Edition, family dynamics, Kids, Négotiation, Parenting styles, problem solving, Respect, Skills, teaching, Threats, undermining

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate every decision and come up with crazy compromises? Look no further! Join our server where every decision is up for discussion, just like this mom with her kids! Want to build a giant icee in the game but need to convince the admins first? No problem! Just present a well-thought-out argument and you might just get your way.

Our server is perfect for those who love critical thinking, problem-solving, and challenging authority – just like these kids challenging their dad’s parenting style! Who needs a court battle when you can settle disputes in the virtual world of Minecraft? So come join us and let your creativity and negotiation skills shine! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but we can debate those too)!

FriendshipCraft SMP

Communication, digital connections, digital relationships, FriendshipCraft, FRIENDSHIPS, internet relationships, online communication, online friendships, online interactions, relationships, smp, social behavior, Social Connections, Social Impact, social influence, Social Interaction, social media, social networking sites, social-networking, Technology, virtual communities

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Are you tired of being a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft? Want to spice up your virtual social life? Look no further than our wacky SMP server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or until someone steals your diamonds). Our server is like a virtual Tinder, but instead of swiping left or right, you’ll be mining, crafting, and building your way to forming new relationships.

Forget about sliding into DMs, on our server, you’ll be sliding into lava pits and dodging creepers while trying to make new friends. Social media may have changed the way we connect with others, but nothing beats the thrill of teaming up with fellow players to take down the Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our SMP server today and let the virtual shenanigans begin! Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate while building a giant statue of a potato.

CraftyLaughter

best part of day, bright moments, CraftyLaughter, daily blessings, daily happiness, daily highlights, daily joys, favorite part of day, Gratitude, Happiness, happiness in little things, happy moments, joy, memorable moments, moments of joy, positive moments, positivity, simple pleasures, Small victories, Today

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4806
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	127	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

The best part of your day today will be joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that could mine blocks with just a single touch. Legend has it that this player became the richest miner in all of Minecraft land, building a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and riding a diamond-encrusted pig around town. So, if you want to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, then join our server today! Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret portal to a land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

CraftyCommiesMC

Advanced, aerospace, aircraft, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Defense, defense industry, fighter jet, Geopolitical, HALTED, Military, Military Aircraft, military capabilities, production, russia, Russian, sanctions impact, Su-57, Technology, WARFARE, Western sanctions

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Zombie Dances:	9
New Chunks Explored:	384486	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Emeralds Found:	8201
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic stuff like the russian su-57 but with blocks instead of metal cuz that’s how we roll. we got crazy sanctions from the western players cuz they jealous of our mad building skills. so come on over and help us stick it to the man by building the most insane su-57 replica ever seen in minecraft history. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? join us now and let’s show those western players who’s boss in the world of blocks!

Plastic Baby Boom Server

aerosolized plastics, baby, boom, brain tissue, control group, environmental pollution, exposure in the womb, health risks, heart tissue, kidney tissue, liver tissue, lung tissue, microplastics, MOTHERS, nanoplastics, newborn tissue, Offspring, Plastic, plastic contamination, plastic ingestion, Pregnancy, Rats, Server, study

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6930
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Yo, imagine a world where your Minecraft character can breathe in aerosolized plastics and have them show up in your baby Minecraft character’s tissues! That’s right, on our server, we take realism to a whole new level. Join now to experience the thrill of finding micro- and nanoplastics in your virtual offspring’s lung, liver, kidney, heart, and brain tissue. Don’t worry, we made sure to compare it to a control group with no plastics, just to really drive home how wild this experience is. So come on, join us and see just how crazy things can get in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, candace, character banner, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, genshin impact, gig, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, uraku misugiri, Urgent Orders, useful links, Version 5.1, weapon banner, Web Event, Xilonen

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4695	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! We don’t just have regular character trailers, we have Minecraft-style character trailers! Watch as Xilonen battles creepers and builds epic structures with nothing but her trusty pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our latest version update, “The Rainbow Destined to Burn,” will have you on the edge of your blocky seat as you uncover hidden treasures and face off against the most fearsome Ender Dragon you’ve ever seen.

Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive Xilonen Web Event, where you can forge your own name and earn epic rewards. And don’t forget about our 4th Anniversary Web Event, “Starlight Reverie,” where you can party with all your blocky friends and dance the night away.

Our current character banner features Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – all ready to join you on your epic Minecraft adventures. And don’t miss out on our weapon banner, featuring the legendary Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most outrageous, blocky adventures you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this block-tastic fun!

/MC SMP/ – Mining Mayhem: Creeper Chaos

Absolute Doom, afk strategy, battle royale, Bird Call Emote, Chaos, chapter 5, creeper, Day of Doom, Doctor Doom, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Inferno Island, karol g, LEGO XP, Leveling Pace, Lost Isles, Marvel Hero, MAYHEM, Mining, Mission Alerts, Polus, Ranked Reload, rocket racing, season 4, Season XP, smp, v-bucks

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Votes:	216	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for absolute DOOM and chaos!

Become a Marvel hero in Minecraft and battle it out with Doctor Doom himself! Complete quests, check your stats, and shop till you drop at our insane marketplace.

Need a break from all the action? Try out our LEGO XP AFK strategy for maximum gains. And don’t forget to level up your Season XP at a pace that will make your head spin!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and stop Doctor Doom in our epic “Day of Doom” event. Plus, get ready to race to the finish line in Rocket Racing Inferno Island – it’s a blast!

And if that’s not enough, Karol G will be bringing the rhythm to our Fortnite Festival! Get ready to dance your way to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and explore the Lost Isles in LEGO Fortnite V31.20! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss. And remember, always thank the Bus Driver!

CraftyCarCaper

arrest, CraftyCarCaper, criminal record, Cut off, Edibles, Friend, HIGH, inner city, License, motor vehicle theft, Police, prison time, Property, REPORTED, Respect, ruined life, stolen car, suburbs, Thc, theft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Potions Brewed:	50
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend stealing my car while I was high on edibles? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning reality. We promise not to steal your virtual car, but we can’t guarantee that your friends won’t try to grief your build while you’re not looking. With insane stories like this happening in real life, just imagine the chaos that awaits you in our virtual world. So come join us and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

PetPals SMP: Best Pet Memories

animal companionship, beloved pet, best memory, Cherished moments, furry friend, happy memories, heartwarming memories, loving pet memories, Memories, pet, Pet Companions, pet love, pet memories, pet nostalgia, pet owner, pet relationships, pet stories, PetPals, Pets, smp, special moments, treasured memories, unforgettable bond

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3930	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and create even more epic memories with your virtual pets! Our server is filled with magical creatures that you can tame and ride into battle against other players. Imagine riding a giant chicken into a PvP match and squawking your way to victory! Plus, our pet grooming station allows you to give your pets stylish makeovers, from rainbow fur to diamond-studded collars. So come join us and make memories that will have you laughing for days!

PixelatedRevolution

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, cryptocurrency, digital payments, e commerce, electric vehicles, gene editing, online shopping, personalized medicine, PixelatedRevolution, remote work, renewable energy, self driving cars, Smart Home Devices, smartphones, social media, streaming, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Imagine a world where you could join a Minecraft server that is so epic, it would make your 10-year-ago self’s head explode! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined this server and found a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to fly like a majestic eagle. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below.

But that’s not all! This server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. You haven’t lived until you’ve partied with the undead.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and experience the unimaginable! Your 10-year-ago self would never believe it, but here you are, living the dream.