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Dying in a Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	143
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying a boring death again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, if that’s your preferred mode of transportation).

One time, a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the server, causing chaos and mayhem for days. Another time, a group of players decided to build a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano – needless to say, it didn’t end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! With hidden treasure hunts, secret underground bases, and a thriving economy based on trading rare items, our Minecraft SMP is unlike any other. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers), then join us today and see what crazy adventures await you!

ExcuseCraft 2.0

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Alien Abductions:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

BlockyGunFights Minecraft Server

3 year old, Arab-Israeli family, BlockyGunFights, child endangerment, Conflict Resolution, extremism, Gun attack, hate crime, hate group, human rights violation, international law, Israeli settlers, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Palestinian, peace process, religious extremism, security threat, Server, Settlers, Terrorism, violence, West Bank

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	608	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	8874
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ores Mined:	9260	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mines Excavated:	3160
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got settlers who hold guns to 3-year-old’s heads in attacks on Arab-Israeli families in the West Bank. But like, don’t worry, it’s all just part of the game, ya know? It’s like a crazy adventure where you gotta survive against all odds and stuff. Plus, there’s like hidden treasures and secret dungeons to explore. So come join us and see if you can outsmart those crazy settlers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

UyghurCraft: No Slavery Zone

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	9086
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5124
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN five more chinese firms for forcing Uyghurs to play minecraft all day long! we are the only server where you can fight against evil chinese overlords and free the Uyghur players from their digital slavery! join us now for a wild adventure and help us take down the oppressive regime, one block at a time! also, we have free cake for all players who help in the fight for freedom! let’s show those chinese firms who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

EcoSelfieCraft: Save Nature, Snap Responsibly!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4436
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	6486
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can take the most lit selfies with all the animals in the wild!!! we got lions, tigers, and bears oh my!!! but be careful, cuz these animals are thirsty for that perfect selfie too. watch out for the lion trying to steal ur phone for a quick selfie, or the bear photobombing u in the background. u never know what crazy animal antics will happen next on our server. come join the fun and help save nature, one selfie at a time!!! 🦁🐯🐻 #SelfieSafari #SaveTheAnimals #MinecraftMadness

TrumpRogan’sMCServer

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on a llama with a diamond helmet while battling zombie pigmen with laser swords. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

We have secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds that are guarded by flying pigs armed with golden carrots. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that can breathe fire on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. And if you can find the enchanted axe hidden deep within the forest, you’ll be able to chop down those diamond trees and become the richest player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

RustIsTheWorstMC SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you can defeat our resident Ender Dragon in a dance-off. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of wild llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly event called “Troll Tuesday” where the admins will prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a herd of angry chickens in their farms. It’s all in good fun, of course. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with emeralds, gold, and…wait for it…potatoes! Who wouldn’t want a room full of potatoes, am I right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of craziness and fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright hilarious. Oh, and remember, rust is the worst programming language ever, but our server is the best Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

NoFamCoinNeeded

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in rewarding hard work and dedication! Unlike some parents out there, we won’t play favorites or leave you hanging in a shelter while your siblings live it up with all the diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us and experience a world where everyone is treated equally, except for those who try to mooch off their hardworking siblings. Our parents may be in a tight spot now, but hey, maybe they should have thought about that before leaving you high and dry.

So come on in and show off your building skills, fight off creepers, and maybe even teach our parents a lesson or two about fairness. Who needs their help anyway when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun – join our server now!

PetTalksMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the secrets your pet has been hiding from you all this time! Imagine the drama and gossip that will unfold when your furry friend spills the tea on all the crazy things they’ve witnessed in your house. From late-night snack raids to secret naps in your bed, you’ll never look at your pet the same way again. So come join us and see what scandalous stories your pet has been keeping under wraps!

EventQuest: Uncover the LOLs

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old history books? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually travel back in time and witness historical events unfold right before your eyes! Want to know what really happened during the Battle of Thermopylae? Join our server and watch as King Leonidas and his 300 Spartans take on the Persian army in epic fashion! Or maybe you’re curious about the true story behind the sinking of the Titanic? Dive into our virtual world and see if you can save Jack and Rose from their icy fate! With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, this server is the ultimate time-traveling experience for history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts alike. Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and unexpected ways!