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LOLcraft: ‘Henlo?’

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Farms Harvested:	852
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and memes for days. Our community is so dank that even the creepers are friendly!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s yeet some zombies together!

Crafty Gals Only – No Boys Allowed!

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Endless Night Skies:	2
Votes:	4743	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	238	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the craziest adventures you can imagine. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of chocolate? No problem. And don’t even get me started on the dragon races!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, girls don’t poop. That’s right, you heard me. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, we’ll just fill their mouth with… well, you know.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blocky Booty Bazaar: Where Minecraft meets sexy time (Dec 2022)

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Divine Spears Created:	26
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only time you’ll be getting lucky is when you find a rare diamond ore! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a creeper, perhaps?).

Our server is like no other, where you can mine for diamonds while dodging pesky zombies and skeletons. But that’s not all – we have a special surprise waiting for you at the end of every rainbow block!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who traded emeralds for the most outrageous items. From enchanted swords to magical potions, you never know what you’ll find in this wacky world.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled pool? It’s the hottest spot on the server, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft journey and who knows, you might just find your very own Bolivian prostitute with a massive bunda waiting for you at the end of the rainbow. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now for a wild time you’ll never forget!

BaeldzCraft – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Dances

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Votes:	3501
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us for a wild adventure filled with DREAM CATCHER 3D LIVE where you can build your dreams in 3D! Watch out for the NEW ORIGINALSRxRxR – they’re so original, they’ll blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of PAKU PAKU SEIBAI where the colors come alive in the Colour MV! And don’t forget to check out the NEW COVERSUKICHUUNO – they’ll have you laughing all day long!

Join us for some MIND CRAFT HOLO EN where the music never stops! Rock out to the tunes of Zodiac and Pandæmonium – they’ll have you dancing in your seat!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Originals and Covers galore! Plus, don’t miss out on our Podcast – it’s a real game-changer!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the fun never ends! Don’t miss out on the Merch – it’s so limited, you’ll regret it if you don’t grab some now!

Hurry up and join us for the adventure of a lifetime! See you in the game! 🎮🚀

Barrelly Legal Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to protect the barrels at all costs! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that these barrels contain the rarest and most valuable items in all of Minecraft. Some say they hold the secret to unlimited diamonds, while others believe they are portals to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs.

Join our server and become a Barrel Guardian, tasked with defending these precious barrels from thieves, griefers, and even the occasional Ender Dragon looking for a snack. But beware, for the barrels are not just any ordinary containers – they have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to protect themselves.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the barrels and unlock their hidden powers. Or you might just end up in a staring contest with a stubborn barrel. Either way, it’s bound to be a barrel of laughs!

Crafty Bushnell’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2635	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Animals Bred:	115	Zombie Dances:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with zero threads and no poopy protestors in sight? Look no further! Join our server and experience the madness for yourself.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so wild, even Aaron Bushnell would be impressed. – We have a secret underground society of poopy protestors fighting for their rights. – The only way to level up is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing Minecraft. It’s a workout and a gaming session all in one!

So what are you waiting for? Search no more, join our server and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Cougar’s Cub Den: Where even a well-groomed 35-year-old can thrive!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ores Mined:	6499
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Potions Brewed:	121
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even a 35-year-old with a good job can easily snag themselves a hot 18-22 year old player! 🤣 Forget about those roastie copes, join our server and level up your dating game like never before.

Imagine building a virtual mansion together with your new Minecraft babe, exploring caves and fighting off creepers as a power couple. Who needs Tinder when you have our server to find your player 2? 😏

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic quest for love and diamonds! 💎💕

CraftyBookshelf – Where books come alive and creepers get shelved!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite physical collectors of /a/ gather to show off their rare treasures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the rarest item ever found on our server was a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas to do your bidding. And that’s not all – players have reported stumbling upon secret dungeons filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots!

So if you want to prove that you are a true physical collector of /a/ and embark on epic quests to uncover hidden treasures, then join us on our Minecraft server today!

SuomiCraft: Where Even the Creepers Say ‘Perkele!’

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Emeralds Found:	4902
Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	264	Divine Spears Created:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a sauna party with an average Finnish couple?

Welcome to our server, where the creepers are as friendly as a reindeer in a snowstorm! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a moose at.

Reasons to join:

– Our diamond armor is shinier than the Northern Lights – Our PvP battles are more intense than a polar bear wrestling match – Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a polar bear

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than a reindeer on Red Bull!

Blocky Booty Bounty: ‘Saruei owes me sex’

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8892
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Farms Harvested:	812	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Reasons to join:

– Saruei owes me sex and I need witnesses to make sure they follow through! – Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with the Endermen!

Insane stories:

– One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs everywhere! – We once had a player who tamed a group of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against the evil villagers! – Our server is so legendary, Notch himself logs on to play in disguise and challenge players to epic PvP battles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!