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AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Buildings Constructed:	40
Meteorites Collected:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Items Found:	1493

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

absurd arguments, absurd debates, Argument, DebateMaster420, dumb debate, funny arguments, funny debates, Minecraft, nonsensical arguments, nonsensical debates, pointless arguments, pointless debates, ridiculous arguments, ridiculous debates, senseless arguments, senseless debates, silly arguments, silly debates, smp, stupid arguments, stupid debates, trivial arguments, trivial debates

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6834	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Divine Spears Created:	20

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Votes:	4804	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ores Mined:	1404

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

compensation, Conflict, Covert, danger, hezbollah, Homes, illegal, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Militia, Minecraft, payment, Rent, Risk, Rockets, RocketVillage, SECURITY, Server, Storage, Terrorism, village residents, weapons

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Towns Built:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Divine Spears Created:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Crops Grown:	2489	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	519	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9420	Buildings Constructed:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!