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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 1375 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 135 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Emeralds Found: | 6190 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!