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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4797
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	230	Farms Harvested:	352
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the latest Minecraft jams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	288444	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of being treated like a subhuman toilet cleaner just because you’re Polish? Are you dreaming of escaping the irredeemable shithole that is Poland? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a virtual journey to a land of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your newfound friends from all over the world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where Polish people are revered as gods and showered with gold and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and escape the clutches of Western European discrimination!

Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	80	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Sora’s senpai. Legend has it that she was already an old hag when she debuted on the server scene, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got skills for days! Join our server and you too can learn from the ancient wisdom of Sora’s senpai. Plus, we have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!

Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, do we have the server for you! On our server, you can play as all your favorite vidya game characters, from Mario to Master Chief to Lara Croft. Imagine running around as Sonic the Hedgehog, collecting rings and zooming through the world at lightning speed. Or building a castle as Princess Peach, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server has special quests and challenges tailored to each character. Want to help Link find the Triforce? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos as Trevor from GTA? Have at it! The possibilities are endless on our wacky, wild server.

So why wait? Join us today and let your inner vidya character run wild in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4310
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where Trump is the president and all the trannies are coping with his greatness! Build a wall around your base to keep out any fake news mobs trying to spread their lies. Show off your MAGA pride with custom skins and accessories. Don’t let the snowflakes get you down, join us and make Minecraft great again!

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ores Mined:	2046

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, even the strongest rikker can’t resist joining!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is powered by unicorn magic and dragon breath? Yep, you heard that right!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the Sim Room Overclock: Beta 2 where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the next level! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Union Raid – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

Oh, and did I mention our special recruit Bay who will guide you through the wildest adventures in Minecraft land? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	501
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! We have a community of autists, sociopaths, and narcissists all coming together to create the most chaotic and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our autists will blow your mind with their incredible focus and attention to detail, building the most intricate and mind-boggling structures you’ve ever seen. Our sociopaths will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable and ruthless gameplay, always keeping you guessing what they’ll do next. And our narcissists? Well, they’ll make sure you know just how important they are in the grand scheme of things.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Villages Defended:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing our server where Aura the Guillotine is our resident pet and he loves giving out free haircuts to all players! Just kidding, he’s actually a friendly mob who will help you mine diamonds in record time with his razor-sharp claws. Join now for a chance to be best friends with a mythical creature and never worry about bad hair days again!

UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ores Mined:	6218	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Void Armor Forged:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Runes Activated:	0

Are you tired of being an ugly mfer with no luck in love? Do all your sisters have massive foreheads that they inherited from your unfortunate genetic line? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will find your true love, forehead size be damned!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect partner who will love you for your blocky charm and pixelated personality. Build a beautiful pixel art monument to declare your undying love, or engage in epic PvP battles to win the heart of that special someone.

Don’t let your ugly genes hold you back any longer – join our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just meet your soulmate in a blocky world full of endless possibilities.

OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has hi-tech trains that will blow your mind! Imagine riding a train through a magical forest while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Or how about racing your friends on a train track made entirely of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest train adventures in your Minecraft world. Who knew trains could be so exciting in your cunt?

Crafty Con Artists: Where the social engineering is as real as your diamond pickaxe

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server where social engineering is the name of the game!

Join us and experience the thrill of manipulating your fellow players into giving you all their diamonds, just by using your smooth talking skills. Want to start a fake cult and convince everyone to worship you as their leader? Go for it! The possibilities are endless when you’re on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just do the chicken dance and you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or wings).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to level up your social engineering game like never before. Just be prepared for some epic trolling and shenanigans along the way!