🔥what the crap Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Shenanigans

blocky, confusion, disbelief, Mystery, Shenanigans, shock, unexpected, what in tarnation, what in the world, what just occurred, what just transpired, What on Earth, what the blazes, what the crap, what the flip, what the frick, what the fudge, what the heck, what the heck just happened, what the hell, what the shenanigans, wtf happened

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a total WTF zone!

Join us for a wild ride where the pigs are flying, the creepers are breakdancing, and the villagers are throwing epic raves in their huts.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a stack of dirt blocks.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

CrochetCraft Minecraft Server

aita, birth certificate, bookshelf, Crochet, crochet supplies, CrochetCraft, Cupboard, expensive yarn, female, hardware store, Hooks, Lock, long tail tags, Minecraft, missing yarn, mum, Server, skeins, soft teddies, supplies, yarn

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Are you tired of your yarn mysteriously disappearing? Do you suspect your own mother of yarn theft? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where yarn theft is a thing of the past, because in our server, everyone has their own virtual yarn stash that no one can touch. No more hiding your precious skeins in cupboards or putting locks on doors – just pure, uninterrupted crocheting fun!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Yarn Bandit, a mischievous character who roams the virtual world stealing yarn from unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outsmart the Yarn Bandit and protect your precious supplies? Join now and find out!

So if you’re tired of real-life yarn drama and want to immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect pixelated yarn storage room, then come on down to our server! Yarn lovers unite – this is the place for you!

NoFamAllowedCraft

abandonment, aita, Bond, Cheating, comfort, difficult times, extended family, family, hard times, Inheritance, Moving in, NoFamAllowedCraft, Opinions, refusing, selfish, Son, stable life, strong bond, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and betrayal? Look no further than our server! Just like this player’s family, we won’t let anyone move in without your permission. We understand the importance of family bonds, which is why we prioritize your happiness and comfort above all else.

Join our server and build a virtual family with other players who understand the struggles of dealing with ungrateful relatives. We promise not to let any unwanted guests crash your virtual home, just like this player stood up for her son against her family.

So come join us and let’s build a supportive and drama-free community together! Who needs real family drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

CraftyCoincidence

baffling experiences, bewildering moments, bizarre coincidence, bizarre events, bizarre occurrences, CraftyCoincidence, eerie coincidences, inexplicable events, mind-boggling situations, mysterious coincidences, mysterious occurrences, odd coincidences, peculiar incidents, strange coincidences, strange events, strange happenings, strange occurrences, uncanny coincidences, uncanny occurrences, unexplainable events, unexplained coincidences

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	91
Void Gems Collected:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Towns Built:	10

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a llama on your Minecraft server, only to find out that llamas are actually your spirit animal? Well, if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to live out all your llama dreams and more!

We have a secret underground llama sanctuary where you can ride llamas into battle against evil mobs, participate in llama fashion shows, and even learn the ancient art of llama yoga. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the zen of downward-facing llama, you’ll never want to leave.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, a mysterious player who can communicate with chickens in their own language. Rumor has it that if you can find the Chicken Whisperer, they’ll grant you the power to lay diamond eggs and summon an army of feathered warriors to do your bidding.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to be amazed by the weird and wonderful world that awaits you. Just watch out for the llama spit – it’s surprisingly deadly.

Binface vs Sunak Minecraft Server

Binface, British Parliament, British politics, Count Binface, Democracy, election campaign, Government, humor, Minecraft, Parliament seat, political activism, political candidate, political challenger, political commentary, political opponent, political race, Political satire, rishi sunak, satire, Server, Sunak, U.K. Prime Minister, United Kingdom

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	286	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where Count Binface challenges U.K. Prime Minister Rishi Sunak for Parliament seat IN MINECRAFT!!! build your own crazy campaign headquarters and debate against other players in the most ridiculous ways possible. will you be the next ruler of the server or will you get wrecked by Count Binface’s epic dance moves? join now for a chance to make history in the most bizarre minecraft server ever created!!!

HezBegoneCraft: Destroy in Days!

Conflict, Days, Defense, defense capabilities, Defense Minister, destroy, gantz, HezBegoneCraft, hezbollah, Israel, Israeli army, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military operation, national security, regional stability, SECURITY, strategy, threat

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	821
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we can destroy hezbollah’s military in days, just like gantz said! we got all the weapons and tools you need to take down those pesky terrorists, plus we have a secret weapon called the “creeper cannon” that will blow them all to smithereens! come join us and be a hero in the fight against evil! also, did we mention there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn? yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s kick some terrorist butt together!

ForgetfulTeacherMC

acknowledgement, appreciation, Compliment, education, Experience, forgetfulness, ForgetfulTeacherMC, FORGETTABLE, Forgotten, memorable, Memory, mentor, Nostalgia, old teacher, praise, recognition, recognition from teacher, Respect, School days, teacher-student relationship, wisdom

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Ores Mined:	2426	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Astral Projections Made:	4

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and the first thing that happens is the old teacher from your elementary school pops up and is like “who are you again?” and you’re just like YAS, i am SLAYING at life right now. this server is so lit that even teachers don’t remember you, that’s how cool it is. join now for a chance to impress your old teachers with your mad minecraft skills and make them forget you even existed. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form.

MinecraftMemories: MethylationMadness

adolescence, age acceleration, aging, Associations, brain aging, brain development, Childhood, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, DNA methylation, epigenetics, genetics, health outcomes, learning, long-term effects, Memory, MethylationMadness, Midlife, MinecraftMemories, neurological health, research study

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Towns Built:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can relive your childhood memories, feel like a teenager again, and even experience the wisdom of midlife all at once! our server is so lit that it will actually reverse your DNA methylation age acceleration and make you feel younger than ever before!

imagine building a house with blocks while also improving your cognitive function and becoming a master builder in the process. our server is like a magical potion that will make you smarter, funnier, and more attractive to other players.

we have secret quests that will challenge your brain, mini-games that will test your reflexes, and a community of players who will become your lifelong friends. join us now and start your journey to eternal youth and endless fun!

Medivial Trader

Adventure, ai, Crafting, Custom Items, Economy, Exploration, FANTASY, inventory management, marketplace, Medieval, merchant, multiplayer, Quests, role playing, Sandbox, simulation, strategy, Survival, Survival Games, Trading, Village

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Survival Game mode A Medieval Trader (Raju) Where an AI trader will give u best trades according to your inventory Fun Part Can Trade Custom Items If u Trade Continuously

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GPPCR

Adventure, Beginner, Builders, Challenges, Community, Competitions, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Events, Explorers, FRIENDSHIPS, GPPCR, master crafter, Minecraft, pixelated, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, TEAM, Treasures, Universe, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	305	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Farms Harvested:	235	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Astral Projections Made:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to the GPPCR server, where adventure and survival come together in a vibrant and challenging Minecraft universe! In our vast pixelated lands, you will find a paradise for true explorers and builders. Prepare to dive into a world full of opportunities, from defying the dangers of the night to building your own empire.

At GPPCR, the community is the soul of the server. Make lasting friendships as you collaborate with other players to conquer the toughest challenges or explore the most remote corners of the world in search of hidden treasures. Our dedicated team is always on hand to ensure your experience is exciting and hassle-free.

Whether you’re a beginner or a master crafter, there’s always something new to discover in GPPCR. With regular events, exciting competitions and a dynamic economy, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Come join us and make your mark in the vast and exciting world of GPPCR!

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Infinity Cube Server: Where cubes are more endless than your search for diamonds! Join now for an infinite adventure!

Adventure, application, Builders, Chunks, Cube, cubes, diamonds, Discord, Dynmap, Endless, Fresh, home, Infinite, Infinity, Join, Mods, nether portals, Players, progress, search, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Spawn, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	569
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Infinity Cube Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Vanilla Server
Version	1.21
Mods	TP to spawn TP to home TP back Fast Leaf Decay Dynmap Player/Mob Heads Custom Nether Portals

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

The goal is to have fun, enjoy playing Minecraft, make friends, and encourage long-term gameplay.

What about updates and mods?

The server is currently on version 1.21 and will update to newer versions when released. Chunks will be reset before updates to keep the world fresh. The server has a few mods installed for convenience and functionality.

How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?

Join the Discord server and fill out the application on the #smp-application channel.

Discord: https://discord.gg/jEAaM6HdYR