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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 980 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 9052 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
New Chunks Explored: | 775055 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
Forget calling things by their actual names, on our server, you can call your tools “robo controllers” and “snazzifiers” and watch as your friends and family roll their eyes in confusion and disgust.
But that’s not all! We have a special feature where you can name your in-game pets after vintage cartoons or favorite actors/actresses with a hilarious twist. Imagine riding into battle on your trusty steed, Quiche Lorraine, while wielding a sword named after The Powerful Aviator. Your enemies won’t know what hit them!
So if you’re looking for a server where you can honor your mom’s memory in the most ridiculous way possible or just annoy the heck out of your loved ones, join us now! Who needs the right word when you can make up your own and have a blast doing it?