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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 9415 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Mines Excavated: | 1466 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
– Stay up late mining for diamonds, because who needs sleep when you have shiny rocks? – Stare at screens all night long while building your epic castle, because who needs melatonin when you have virtual blocks? – Do intense parkour jumps in-game for your nightly exercise, because who needs stretching when you can jump around like a maniac? – Read in-game books for relaxation, because who needs real books when you can read enchantment tables? – Drink all the virtual water you want, because who needs to worry about waking up to pee when you can just respawn?
Join now and sleep like a Minecraft pro!