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Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Minecraft Miners United

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Votes:	5552	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than M. Bison’s Psycho Power? Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Street Fighter combo! Our server is so epic, even Terry Bogard would be jealous. Year 2 character reveals? We’ve got ’em. High level replays? We’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on our insane balance patches – they’re more unpredictable than a random select match. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start crafting your way to victory – just watch out for creepers, they’re scarier than Akuma on a bad day.

PupBlockParty

animal welfare, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, disagreements, dog care, Dogs, family conflict, housemates, moving out, pet adoption, pet behavior, pet hair, pet ownership, pet training, pet waste, PupBlockParty, rehoming, responsibilities, Shelter, Siblings

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	290	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Potions Brewed:	154

Are you tired of dealing with untrained, spoiled dogs taking over your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise there will be no dog poop-filled gardens or dog hair-covered floors here. Join us and escape the chaos of real life for a world where you can build and create without any pesky pets getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after a long day of dealing with unruly animals. Say goodbye to arguments with siblings over who has to clean up after the dogs, and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama of dog ownership behind. Who needs real pets when you can have virtual ones that don’t make a mess? Let’s build a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

NagasakiNoIsraelNoAmbassadors

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Ores Mined:	8934
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we build giant monuments of cheese and ride llamas into battle against evil chickens. we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure of your life!

GeneCraft: Pron Nemesis

Arch nemesis, biology, chromosomes, Dna, ENEMY, Evolution, GeneCraft, Genes, genetic code, genetic disorders, genetic expression, genetic makeup, genetic research, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, mutation, nemesis, Pron, Science

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ores Mined:	7674	Dragon Scales Harvested:	432
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

lol join dis server if u want to battle ur genes arch nemesis: pron!!! we got epic battles where u can fight pron monsters and show ur genes who’s boss. also, u can build ur own pron-proof base and protect urself from the evil genes. plus, we have a secret underground lab where u can create ur own mutant genes to fight against pron. come join us and show ur genes who’s the real boss in dis crazy minecraft server!!!

TinyHobbitIsland

ancient humans, anthropology, archaeology, Bone, evolutionary biology, Excavation, Flores Island, Fossil discovery, Hobbit, hominid, Homo floresiensis, human evolution, Indonesian history, Indonesian island, island life, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, Southeast Asia, tiny species, TinyHobbitIsland

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got hobbits running around like it’s the Shire up in here! Forget them regular old humans, we got tiny ancient humans straight outta Indonesia up in this server!

Imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a lil’ hobbit village, where they be trading mushrooms for emeralds and riding on baby dragons! It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, fam!

And get this, the hobbits are actually super OP warriors, like they may be small but they pack a punch! You’ll be teaming up with these tiny legends to take down the Ender Dragon in no time!

So what you waiting for? Join this server and live out your wildest hobbit fantasies, cuz ain’t no other server like this one, fo’ real!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

finding purpose, identity crisis, Jewcraft, Jewish, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish heritage, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming negative beliefs, Satan, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self harm, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self-acceptance, Server, struggling with identity, suicidal thoughts, toxic beliefs

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a Jewish monster in the real world? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Join us and leave your Jewish toxins behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing structures.

On our server, you can be a hero, a villain, or even a unicorn if you want! No need to an hero here, just let your creativity run wild and escape from the real world for a while. Plus, Satan won’t be manipulating you here, unless you count the occasional creeper explosion as his doing.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave your Jewish monster self behind. Who knows, you might even find a new sense of purpose and community among our players. Let’s craft away those toxic feelings and build a better world together!

WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

BlockCraftMemes

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	564492
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Remember when your mom told you to always look both ways before crossing the street? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better look both ways before mining that diamond because you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and fend off mobs with your trusty sword. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the adventure begin!

Redstone Generals: Busted & Blockaded

Accountability, arrested, Blockaded, bribery, BUSTED, Corruption, Defense, embezzlement, Ethics, fraud, Generals, Government, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, legal action, misconduct, Redstone, russian military, scandal, SECURITY, senior officials, transparency, wrongdoing

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dimension Hops:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Animals Bred:	84
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Star Shards Collected:	240
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own military base and arrest corrupt officials like these two russian dudes did. they got caught takin’ bribes and stuff, but on our server, you can be the hero and take down corrupt peeps left and right. plus, we got flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for mounts. why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, let’s get crazy together!

MediocreMedMC: 49% Accurate!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Towns Built:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? It’s like ChatGPT but for Minecraft, except way more accurate. Like, our AI can diagnose your Minecraft character’s conditions with a 49% accuracy rate, which is like, better than flipping a coin, right?

Join our server for the most hilarious medical misdiagnoses you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs a doctor when you have our AI telling you that your character has a rare case of exploding block syndrome or diamond deficiency? It’s like WebMD but for blocky adventures!

Don’t rely on boring old human doctors for your Minecraft health needs, come to our server for a good laugh and some questionable medical advice. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new condition that only exists in the world of Minecraft. It’s like a virtual medical mystery waiting to be solved!