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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 7261 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears around like a boss.
we got crazy events like the annual potato sack race where u can win a lifetime supply of vodka (jk, it’s just water in a vodka bottle, we ain’t tryna get u drunk).
we also have secret tunnels under the map where u can smuggle in goods from russia cuz we all about that sneaky life.
so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get caught smuggling, then u might regret it a little bit).
