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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 5093 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 | Enchantments Applied: | 194 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4241 |
Villages Defended: | 15 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
we got Putin trying to hack into the server to stop the loan, but our admins are like, nah, bro, you ain’t gonna mess with our Ukraine loan party. it’s like a virtual battle of epic proportions, and you gotta be there to witness it all.
plus, we got like, a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Putin’s hackers and plan your next move. it’s like a virtual game of cat and mouse, but with way more explosions and way less cheese.
so, yeah, join our server for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. you won’t regret it, bro.