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YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

be like, casual conversation, funny, Gay, gay pride, Greeting, hello, humor, Internet meme, Kek, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, nice to meet you, Server, sirs, Social Interaction, Stereotypes, Western, western culture, western sirs, YeehawCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Yeehaw, partner! Welcome to the Wild Wild West of our Minecraft server! Saddle up your horses and get ready for a rootin’ tootin’ good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little tale.

Legend has it that our server is home to the most fabulous cowboys in all the land. They strut around in their sparkly chaps and bedazzled hats, declaring to all who will listen, “Howdy, nice to meet you. I’m gay!” Yeehaw, talk about a wild west showdown!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Pink Pony Gang. These bandits ride through the desert on their glitter-covered ponies, robbing unsuspecting players of their diamonds and leaving a trail of rainbow-colored destruction in their wake. It’s like a unicorn stampede, but with more sass!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a rodeo clown on a pogo stick, then mosey on over to our server, partner. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the saloon door. Yeehaw!

CraftyCigs: Puff, Build, Repeat!

10xer, addiction, Anon, balance, BUILD, Caffeine, Cake, cigarettes, CraftyCigs, Eat, habits, health, Lifestyle, LUNGS, nicotine, Political, productivity, Puff, repeat, self improvement, smoking, Western civilization, Zyn™

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true essence of western civilization? Look no further, because our server runs on caffeine and nicotine! That’s right, you can build your virtual empire while fueling your addiction to coffee and cigarettes.

Join us and become a 10xer in no time, because who needs healthy lungs when you can be the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t have your cake and eat it too, because on our server, anything is possible. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of caffeine and nicotine-fueled creativity!

Pixelated Punks: Short & Spiky Server

Alluring, bold, CONFIDENT, Dangerous, Daring, deadly combination, Edgy, eyeglasses, femme fatale, Huge Tits, Irresistible, Mysterious, Optional, pixelated, Provocative, Punks, seductive, Server, Sexy, short, short black hair, Spiky, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate combination of short black hair, huge tits, and optional eyeglasses! Why is this combination so deadly, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that players who possess this deadly combination have the power to summon giant chickens to do their bidding. These chickens are not your average farm animals, oh no. They are armed to the beak with diamond swords and are ready to protect their master at all costs. So, if you want to dominate the Minecraft world with your killer style and killer chickens, join our server now!

GlarniaCraft

Adventure, building, city, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Farming, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, MODERN, PvP, Quest, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Ores Mined:	7365

Glarniacraft is your gateway to the world of Minecraft adventures! Our server offers an amazing experience for all players. Here is some key information:

IP address server: glarniacraft.com About the server: Glarniacraft is a home minecraft server that provides diverse game modes, beautiful worlds and exciting adventures. Whether you are an experienced miner, builder or adventurer, our community will welcome you warmly. Join us and explore fantastic worlds, fight monsters, build your houses and shops, and socialize with other players. Welcome to Glarniacraft! .

play.glarnia-craft.info

Minecrafty McMineface: Genshin Edition

ARLECCHINO, Arlecchino Web Event, BannerSim, Barbara, character demo, Character Teaser, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discover Traces, Discovery Collaboration Web Event, Edition, Explore Nature, Freedom-Sworn, genshin, genshin impact, guides, Kaedehara Kazuha, Lullaby, Maps, McMineFace, minecrafty, Neuvillette, Phantom of the Night, Redeemable Codes, Sleep in Peace, The Song Burning in the Embers, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Crops Grown:	5092	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Divine Spears Created:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is hotter than the Nether itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a minecart track built by a redstone genius.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to grab your pickaxe and start mining with us. Legend has it that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like manna from heaven. Not only that, but our mobs are so friendly that they’ll give you a high-five instead of attacking you. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks here and there). See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Blocky Banter

banter, blocky, Broadcast, brooke shultz, brooke shultz wins, Community, CONTENT, Entertainment, Followers, Livestream, ONLINE, Periscope, periscope wins, queen brooke, queen brooke wins, Request, Sess, Share, social media, streaming, Video, Wins

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Plus, rumor has it that Queen Brooke herself makes appearances on our server, ready to slay any challengers with her epic skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness unfold as you navigate through a world filled with mystery, danger, and maybe even a sprinkle of magic. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the elusive wins of Queen Brooke from Periscope!

Endertales

activities, Bedrock Players, Bosses, Community, Cross-Play, crossplay, Custom built campsites, custom crafting, Custom Loot, Custom world, Dungeons, Economy, gameplay features, java players, leveling up skills, MCMMO, MMO style, Npcs, Progression System, PvE, Quests, rewarding gameplay experience, RPG style., Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Endertales is a RPG style PVE survival server with Quests, Bosses, Dungeons, Custom Crafting, and More!

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Our server is built for a community to enjoy with MMO style gameplay features like leveling up skills and more! [Crossplay]

Both Java and Bedrock players can join and help battle against our bosses inside dungeons so you can invite your friends for the entire journey! [Custom Crafting]

Our custom crafting system adds a much better progression system for a longer and more rewarding gameplay experience! [Custom World & Loot]

The entire world is generated with new terrain and structures along with custom built campsites, dungeons, and more that are filled with custom loot! [Quests]

Our quest system provides a new and fun way to experience a world filled with npcs providing more activities to do making the world feel more alive!

endertales.com

TSGaming Vanilla

Casual, Community, Cores, Fun, Gaming, internet connection, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Raid, RAM, rules, Server, Storage, Survival, TSGaming, Vanilla, virtual machine, Wilderness, xeon

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Villages Defended:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

This is just a casual vanilla+ server. It has no spawn, no stupid holographs forcing you do do random stuff. Just accept the rules and walk into the wilderness. Thanks for checking it out 🙂

We’re currently running a virtual machine with current specs: 12 Cores(Xeon) 16gb VirtualRAM (56GB installed) 5tb Storage (RAID) 1GB/s Internet Connection

tsgamingcommunity.co.uk:25566

ChunkyCraft: Where Curves Are Creeper Cute!

attraction, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, ChunkyCraft, Confidence, controversial, creeper, curves, cute, fetish, love handles, personal preference, physical appearance, plus size, Preferences, Psychology, self-acceptance, societal norms, societal pressure, taboo, weight gain, Women

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3835
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is obsessed with building the same old structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you have a unique taste for chunky pixels!

Join us and experience the thrill of watching your blocky character gain weight as they mine for diamonds and battle mobs. Who needs a slim and trim avatar when you can have a thicc and juicy one instead?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Weight Gain Potion, rumored to make your character balloon up to massive proportions. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when they see you waddling around like a Minecraft Michelin Man!

So come on down to our server and embrace your love for chunky characters. Who needs a serious problem when you can have a seriously hilarious time instead?

Brits Gone Wild: Minecraft Edition

#youtube, artists, bands, Brit, british music, Brits, choons, Edition, Entertainment, Listen, Minecraft, Music, music lovers, ONLINE, playlist, songs, streaming, Tunes, uk, Video, watch, Wild

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you blockheads out there!

Join us for the “Get the choons on edition” where we blast the hottest tunes while you mine and craft your way to victory. Need some inspiration while building? Just crank up the volume and let the music guide your creativity!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dance party where you can show off your best dance moves with other players. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden disco ball room where you can boogie down with mobs and villagers alike.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to rock out in style! Who knew Minecraft could be this lit?

Astros League Network

LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2036	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Astros League Network

Features: ● Lifesteal gameplay: Every battle is a chance to regain your strength! ● Numerous events to keep the excitement flowing. ● Extensive shop to equip yourself for victory. ● Heart shop for quick boosts. ● AFK area for relaxation between battles. ● Adrenaline-pumping PvP encounters. ● Compete for dominance in King of the Hill battles.

Join our vibrant community on Discord: https://discord.gg/mXG7FBc9uG Connect to the server at: astro.join-mc.net

AstrosRealm.join-mc.net:25680